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Mate I love you but I’m not sucking you off

Were any kids fiddled with during the helicopter flight? If no then I'll let it pass.

Wasn't Jesus a middle eastern jew?

Time to resurrect Silent Tiara and get back on the Xbox. Vinny, Chris and Roose will be your apostles on Call of Duty.

I'm curious, what motivated the media to start "flaunting and pushing the evolution theory"? What was in it for them?

Apologies for the hyperbole but this is the dumbest paragraph I have ever read. The world is worse off for it existing. I am imagining Albert Niemann reading about On The Origin of the Species in the Neue Preussische Zeitung and inventing cocaine in response just to deal with the cognitive...

Lube Mobile?

Not sure what the disputed authorship of these books have to do with these other issues. The vibe I get from my homeboy Jesus was that he would have been cool with all that. You know, with his washing the feet of prostitutes and all that...

Watch out you don't get roofied by Kelpie, he doesn't seem a big believer in consent. "So your arsehole has been destroyed, now you should try and learn about haemorrhoid pillows"

Fuck me dead, I went to a Catholic school 25 years ago, and Brother Michael was teaching that Matthew, Mark et al. did not write the gospels in religion class. Are the Marist Brothers more progressive than this forum?

Yeah, stealing the yacht on the truck is an all-time favorite mission in any game for me.

Bloody hell, I had a heap of great religious memes I held back on posting because I didn't want to "resurrect" (hurr hurr) this thread. I thought "no, I'll be the bigger man" and let it slide. Two days later, 7 pages of dribble.

It's got nothing on the Catholic version. Pope versus Anti-Pope: The rumble in the Vatican.

I deliberately left that part out so you wouldn't get a hard-on.

Work from home 99% of the time, but last Thursday had to do a nightshift in a enclosed space with 7 people. Of course a few of them start coughing their lungs up after we depart. 0 masks. Woke up on Saturday morning with throat full of razorblades and shocking headache. I thought "the time has...

Which ass are you referring to?

I’m still recovering from the last time I treated someone who associated with pack raping ducks … yikes. Imagine a bukkake of feathers.

Maybe you should try saying this stuff out loud before you type it. Might be a good sense check.

If humans became extinct, would then God also become extinct, because there would be no beings left that believe or worship her? What purpose would God serve without mankind?

Did you practicing Catholics have to give up your sense of humor for Lent?

Imagine getting executed for crimes against interior decorating.

Wow, I must have missed the passage in the bible which commands you to engage in racist, hate-fueled violence. Kelpie, you are the ultimate hypocrite and have made baby Jesus cry.

It really is like shooting fish in a barrel. Try 26%. https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/10/26/most-u-s-catholics-hope-for-change-in-church-rule-on-divorce-communion/

"Can I get Supreme with no anchovies, a garlic bread and a Body of Christ for delivery please?"

He won't return my calls.

I went to a Catholic high school. There were 6-8 people that I suspected were gay, and who subsequently came out within 6 months of graduating year 12. Our school was fairly open and inclusive, but they still did not feel confident enough to be open about their sexuality during their time there...

I think Jesus needs to give you a (non-gay) hug.

Kelpie making it sound like

Too late, we are headed the other way.

I'm not sure you understand the nuance between believing in something despite a lack of evidence versus refusing to rule out the possibility of something existing despite the same scarcity of evidence. I'm glad to see that you have underwent some form of psychological assessment. A component of...

I went to a Catholic school to get a decent education, because the local public schools were poor. We did Religion classes 2-3 times per week, dodged Brother Silvo because he could get a bit handsy in the change rooms after PE, and went to Mass. Our Principal, Brother Peter, left suddenly during...

Let me guess, you got kicked off the Year 4 debating team, didn't you?

Jesus is an amateur, David Koresh got 79 people to die for him at Waco. Edit: damn, Hacky beat me to that point.

Sorry for acting like an emo philosophy student, but "God is dead, but considering the state the species man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." I guess Nietzsche wasn't prophetic enough to foresee the internet back in 1882. The rest is pretty...

It does affect me if the misguided views of a minority influence laws that impact all of society. It denies choice to those who do not share those views. Modern day morality, law and justice should not be dictated to by documents of tenuous origin with ambiguous and hypocritical directives, nor...

Fuck me the religious nutjobs have won. I'm now convinced that hell exists. Reading this "discussion" is proof of that. If you substituted God for Allah and changed the language to Arabic, some posts on here wouldn't look out of place on Afghanistani Instagram (Haramgram?). "If you put up with...

I'll start believing in God when he starts giving me stuff, like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny do every year.

Short answer: God ain't real. Long answer: God is the projection of an individual's own moral beliefs and personal values onto a conceptual omnipotent being that creates an environment for cognitive dissonance to explain away thoughts and behaviours that themselves or others may find repugnant...

Imagine being the APS5 (probably some just graduated law student) given the task of writing government policy for the new torture regime in prisons. "Hmmmm, bamboo spears under the fingernails is ok, but what about in the eyes? Might have to see how Iran manage this issue". NOPE

Some incredible mental gymnastics occurring in this thread. Btw you are committing genocide every time you rub one out, and God is watching you while you do it. I expect that knowledge would make some here even more erect (for different reasons).

Just a moment before you get out your pitchforks and nooses. Horrific crimes deserve serious punishment however the death penalty is not the way. There are too many mistakes made by the police and justice system which result in innocent people being killed (See the U.S. system for example). You...

Um, I thought this was the NAMBLA forum.

Fkn God, stop hiding behind that planet you coward. Hey Jesus, quit riding that comet and get yer ass down here and punish some sinners. Shit load right here on this forum.

Australian population is 25.7 million. Compulsory voting so turnout is high (92%, so approx. 23.6 million). How many cases of fraud in that number? 16 from last election. How many legitimate people would be turned away from voting with new legislation? I expect it would be significantly higher...

The Family Inn sold their own beer off tap for a little while, called it the Family Ale. I bought a schooner once, had one sip, and poured the rest into a pot plant. The plant was dead the next day. Fuck me that was slop.

"Sneaky turtle, sneaky turtle, woo hoo!"

My taste is a little different but anyway... -Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros at BDO 2000. Actually the whole day at that stage was great. Killing Heidi just as they went massive. It was fucking hot so people were climbing up the struts to access the fire hoses and spraying the crowd to keep...

I never lose.

Well, yes, Occam's Razor suggests you are right, but I'm still waiting to read the article for self-interest's sake. I bet you used to say that about Playboy too?

Haven't played Syndicate but Ubisoft layed the groundwork in Assassin's Creed: Black Flag with Mark / Mary Read.

Hello, Psychologist here. Can you please provide the evidence for this claim? A peer reviewed article published in a reputable scientific journal will suffice.

in this thread alone.

@south of heaven

Damn, these subs could have really made a difference in Afghanistan....

Admit it, you'd ride this bike

Found it for you

Vormund and I had a run the other night on BF5. Yeah HMU tonight. 5 Hail Mary's for each kill.

This thread delivers like Dominos.

You do know she is covered in wax right?

Apologies for posting all the memes, i don’t think I would be adding much by actually writing a cogent post. You all do realize that you are having the same argument that has continued since time immemorial, or at least since man invented God? The only difference is instead of arguing the...

@south of heaven

Well that's not like you at all is it? Let me know if you need a character witness at the trial.

Don't think she is sending that text to Charles...

@south of heaven Saw this joke and thought of you for some reason... An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge...

Nah it’s nerd night tonight

@south of heaven Saw this and thought of you...

Played a few rounds of BF1 today, still way superior to BF5.

Fresh is sucking CODs cock

Yeah I can do tonight

What, you don’t plug in your one there to charge?

There's a couple of new maps on BF5 so might be worth a look

Was that the chick out of The Running Man / Total Recall?

Yeah but they don't have to keep the charade of "working from home"

I knew it, your a North Korea (best Korea) spy!

Gonna report you for hacking

Yeah I’ve got a little tingle in the ballsac, I might jump on for a few rounds

Is the last photo meant to be a picture of Bankwest Stadium? Just checking for clarity.

Did you go to the Stevie Wonder School of Photography? What the hell am I looking at?