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Being a mad drunk ganga

my hero = your mum

Happy birthday stacie :)

I have the same gut and everything!

We roll on flat tracks here so have suicide seating

Do it kurry, first time i ever put on skates on in my life was in august of last year! I havent looked back.

C-town scares me but im getting use to it. Miller aint so bad but not long ago some kid got beat up and put into a coma around the corner from where we train. Scary stuff.

The movie is called "WHIP IT!" it's a great movie and credited for its remergance in popular culture.

hey kat, only way to heal is time. I was on anti inflamattories for a few weeks and have been (still am) using a doughnut pillow to take pressure off my tailbone. I have now finished my 4-6 weeks healing time and can now get back on skates! Wohooo!

We need guys to reff, we have a few blokes on our team :)

First of, how bout that ride in hey? I guess that's why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. But seriously, it's been a while. Hope youre all well :) Havent had much time to post since Roller Derby stole my soul. What is roller derby? Probably the best sport ever invented (NRL inclusive :p). So...

1. Is there a form of 'pain' you like ? Getting inked up. Best pain EVAR! 2. What's the most excruciating episode you had to contend with ?Any episode of neighbours 3. What small injury did you suffer that hurt like hell ???When i fell on my skate trying to barge a girl on my derby team...

*vanishes*

That awkward moment when you realise that the lesbian trying to pick you up at the ultra sound clinic probably should've waited until AFTER she was done probing your vagina and didnt have her hands up your Fajita.

socially awkward nerd=4chan lol

i'm on it all day cause i dont have a life and no friends

I reckon do it, as an ice breaker, then go on to tell them how you think your sis is awesome and you love her :)

Heres a good one: "Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when Samantha brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my...

so she doesnt have a name then ...

Whats your sister's name? And give me some of her mates names. Ive got an awesome one here for you, i just need to personalise it.

Noodz= a noobz naked cousin

please use spell check when you right it

write*

I've been burned by love. Now im gay.

Zac Efron cardboard cutout

LOL, i think so!

nothing else keeps my leg just as warm as urine does...

A woman is enough for me. I dont want babies and i'm now batting for the other team. The only thing i need men for is... oh yeh, thats right. NOTHING :)

I got my foot piece in newtown. Skin deep? Who did it?

Woman can have babies without men. Men have now been made redundant. That is all.

Just got a piece done on my foot last night. YIEW!

the boobs have arrived... make way for awesome.

Roosters supporters. They love their team but have never been to a game. Unlike other teams that have a minority of bandwagoners, with the roosters its usually their majority.

serena williams could do it. She's a machine

Agreed. Its sounds a lil fishy to me.

hot

hmmm bushfires in the middle of winter... only in australia!

Who can see it and what is it? Im on the 21st floor and just looked out in the westerly direction and its black. Is it at bad as it looks out there?

that cat is ready to take someones nose off... so pretty <3

every weekend is a long weekend in the world of jorgie. Struggling hard, scattered tuesdays FTW!

The molestation of children is not funny

That's so offensive dude, so not funny hey.

lshmysfaidmt!!

i would rather be at home watching porn

lol ive seen the vid boots and she doesnt get peed on

get it mitch, its hawt

i am into woman so i have never been penetrated

btw my dreams about justin involve him spraying me with his mini gun

i love her <3 i spent yesterday tracking her on the optus facebook page but cause i was sick i couldnt venture out too far and didnt get to see her :( Shes such an awesome role model (minus the sex tape) she has one of the biggest followings in the world for social networking sites and uses...

Lmfao!!!!

no rami's best call yet was when he thought tampons and pads were the same thing

om nom nom nom

whos the bloke mesk posted a photo of? he looks like a hot bogan, i like

i also knocked one off in front of a 17 year old justin bieber look alike while my girlfriend was asleep on the couch behind me. Good times.

i went out with a guy who wanted to get them done together lol i wasnt quite comfortable with that, lol funny bit was he was a pro-athlete so that did not make much sense to me at all.

ill be the falcon cause i love having balls thrown in my face

i <3 chat roulette. I had a fourway on there with some hot parisian and my three girlfriends on the weekend. It was hot.

lol i haz dirty secret and it feels awesome.

5-10 mins

rami's gay jokes bring all the boys to the yard and theyre like 'im straight but secretly want to f*ck him real hard'

alex's height brings all the midgets to the yard and theyre like 'you f*ckin short ****'

Its like everything we do, everyone knows about. We cant hide. We know everything about our friends. Their dirty little secrets. These people we call our friends really dont care. They are just waiting for us to fail. I too wish i was born during some other time when we didnt have to worry...

Doesnt it scare you boots about the sort of world your kids are going to have to grow up in?

yeh i did

I remember being a kid in class and the teacher asking us to draw pictures of what we think the future would be like and we'd draw aliens, people in space suits and flying saucers everywhere in the sky. Cars that would fly and could take us anywhere. I think these prophecys had some truth to...

lost. I deactivated my fb account.

this one time i had a dogy bf who i NEVER trusted. I was chatting to him once on fb and he kept taking forever to respond so i logged into his account and his chat windows were still there and i could see he was talking to me AND his good friend who is a female telling her how much he'd love to...

mariah and neyo - angels cry usher - Daddy's home

justin bieber :blush:

my girlfriend justine is married to a justin. Its cute. I have dated a couple of georges and it never gets less weird. Always is weird.

i love him even more now <3

lol if the boyfriend is doing these things its because if he were single he would want to put his penis inside her but because he has a gf he does the 'innocent' act of showering her with attention to feed his own ego instead. Its his way of cheating without doing anything wrong. Trust your gut...

who was the roosters player? I didnt realise it was a falcon until this morning haha

get a bowl of hot boiling salty water stick your head above it and a towel over your head Breathe and *BOOM* all better

hahaaha love you habibi <3

Lol here are some rami videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnEXHnC2qDI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4EPTCZDgQg

thanks dude but i have to get 3. I just need to know where thats all. If i get tickets and im seated next to st george supporters someone will have to bail me out of jail that night.

btw where do we buy tickets for? Whers the kennel sitting? yalah i need to know asap.

:nervous: thats SO not nice

so who wants my lovely company in their car tommorow night?

FML! i laughed out loud. bad jorgie :(

it'll be me and a girlfriend is there enough room? Im working friday, i was going to finish early but wasnt planning on going that early. Ill let you know if they approve my leave though.

is there a bus taking supporters down?

my favourite picture from my 24th jungle party on saturday. I had an awesome time :)

i didnt post the pic of a used tampon, i sent it around to a few peoples phones though :blush:

Ill take the tongan blood thanks! http://www.news.com.au/national/mans-throat-slashed-in-kings-cross-kebab-shop/story-e6frfkvr-1225835402917 Saw this when i was leaving the cross saturday night. Anyone see the fight actually happen? It was so wrong i couldnt believe the shop was still open.

brett michaels and miley cyrus have done a song together lol hawt.

vacumming ftw! That along with ironing is domestic bliss. Doing the dishes and washing the bathroom can go and get focked.

Youve never had your period rami but seriously when youre wearing a pad and have a really heavy period well.... you might aswell have a minute steak in your undies.

when i get introduced to someone i usually do the dog thing and just smell their arses.

i like my fur how i like my tits. Fake and spectacular. hth.

i use tampons as i dont like my vagina smelling like the freshness pad you find inside meat trays. Tampons also lower the chances of you getting your vagina attacked by a dog as they usually think pads are lunch. And for the record men/rami, the dog thing actually is true. They can smell it and...

id say in a jokin way " mate i think youre barking up the wrong tree with all this bulldog talk so you either stfu or gtfo"

I have family in chile. My grandmother and aunty were in Santiago visiting them when it hit at 8.8. The rest of my family who live in Mendoza which is on the chilen border also felt it but it was only about a 3 there I think. I visited my parents sunday morning and they told me that my gran and...

thanks for the birthday wishes guys!!! xx I had the best weekend ever! And for once i can actually remember it! weee!! Paulina i hope you had a great weekend. How old did you turn?

happy birthday girls :*

Now THESE are some sexy eyes.... Fock my life. No seriously. Just fock it.

You probably didnt recognise me because i was actually wearing clothes as opposed to the minimal attire i usually have on after work hours.

lol i have done this plenty of times. i had to do a number two in the bushes at a doof once because we were in the middle of nowhere and there was no toilet. Its pretty liberating i think. Getting that close to nature is awesome.

im going :) so keen