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    Katy Perry (merged)

    i would like to bukkake her with the parramatta eels football squadron
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    feelings

    do you ever feel like life is all wrong? like something is trying to get you down? like god hates you? personally, i can't relate to your feelings, but i'm sure you feel awful right now, athat's such a shame. such a shame
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    Josh is the better Morris!

    why did the sharks buy john morris? so they can win a premiership did you hear the truth about global warming? it's caused by john morris. he's really hot, just to explain
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    Josh is the better Morris!

    yeah. i can't imagine girls leaving john morris alone for more than 5 minutes lol
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    Josh is the better Morris!

    what about john morris. i got some great john morris jokes if you wanna see
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    High Schools : Are they teaching the right stuff ?

    mayb hes just gay
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    At the dogs/titans game I sat next to one of them weirdies

    wow man thats cute you still remember
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    Why the Funk...

    first 9/11 now masterchef. u lebs can make a conspiracy theory out of anything
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    May 2008

    also may 2008 month wit most donna kebabs sold in sydney ever
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    twin instinct

    no you just ate the same off coleslaw you retard
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    The 7PM Project

    well it works differently. you have to use your mouth
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    Males are...

    no guys simply like girls who are hot. thats it. nothing else. its that simple. doesnt matter what your personality is. guys dont give a hoot
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    Crazy Purple Lines Across My Back... help?

    i can solve this for you man.. lie down and let me rub some cream into your back
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    Matthew Johns Being Stood Down Thread

    he should still be on the sunday roast. lol roast. get it. get it
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    Once Again Gallop Adds Fuel To The Fire

    well he wasn't addressing gossip and the nrl does has a problem with attitudes towards woman. a change in attitude has to come from the top
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    What to do?

    when i had this problem i just had to put plastic on my mattress and not drink liquids after 6pm problem solved
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    Have there been compensation payouts?

    doubt you could nameall the prime ministers australia's ever had tbh
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    Karl Stefanovic

    lisa sure is a milf... and karl anit bad either
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    Emo's and Sydney Town Hall

    no hatin but no one gives a **** about townsville tbh
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    Miss Panama - World's dumbest Beauty Queen

    i speaka latino and shes fo reeeaaall essay
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    Emo's and Sydney Town Hall

    unless your balls are really oversized u should have no problem fitting them into a pair of skinny jeans. and maybe i now this from experience. maybe i don.t who says??
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    Code of Silence: ABC now

    if they espose where john morris gets his hairstyled get to me stat
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    honestly

    yeah. prob best not to fart in the shower wen u have to shower together cos your familys poor. wewll that's my story anyway
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    crazyest thing just happend

    oh god probably shudnt have drunk it
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    Serious Question About Comas.

    last time i hit ur head it was fun lol
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    When You Get Home From Work....

    one word: bubble bath!!!
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    What are you waiting for....

    i work at a nursing home and some of us have a betting ring. if doris dies next im gonna pocket about 200 so thats what im waitn for
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    Cleaning my room

    cleaning ur room is fun. especially when i found ur bras and tried them on lol
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    Miss Panama - World's dumbest Beauty Queen

    i dunno that pretty and that dumb that means men will make her life miserable
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    Routine Vs Spontaneity - Which are you ?

    same just sittin by the phone waiting for someone anyone to call
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    Emo's and Sydney Town Hall

    no emos in kings cross. in fact, pretty much no teenagers. thats what makes it the best place to live in sydney
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    Things that are refreshing !

    srsly i find women with no tact so unattractive. id never go out with u
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    Routine Vs Spontaneity - Which are you ?

    i was like that when my last gf dumped me for a better looking man. but youll get over it
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    crazyest thing just happend

    i was playing with my nipples and i suqeezed it really hard. im not even kidding, a droplet of milk came out of my nipple. have any other guys done this yet???? try it
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    honestly

    i love the smell of my girlfriends farts. i love EVERYTHING about her
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    the animal youd love to hear talk

    walrus would talk ****ing slow and i cant imagene them sayin anything interesting... ****en borin walruss
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    Smingers Vs Baby Dogg

    and the sexxxxxxxiest
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    Your Lifelong Dream.

    sorry man...dident realise...
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    Berries?

    hey whicch ones have u done ive got fairly intermate with alex and elmagic, thts it
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    Your Lifelong Dream.

    just a heads up, no hatin, they might be suss you know
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    Your Lifelong Dream.

    srsly man just get a nice shirt. if u wanna pic up chicks u jus gotta wear a nice shirt and now how to talk
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    Berries?

    berries who are you. whats your syory. what are you about
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    Cassie Nudey Rudey Pics

    yeah saw the pics but not really my thing. im more into hardcorn porn nowadays but famale domenating bondege as to not be so disrespectfull to females
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    rihanna

    howd u notice that... u a ***??
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    Smingers Vs Baby Dogg

    ah cool im taller then u and my penus is bigger as well LOL
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    Survey for Males

    dont do surveys. not my style *****
  47. ½

    Your Lifelong Dream.

    i'd like to go on iron chef and beat french chef suzuki with the theme ingredient 'broccolli'
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    Aqua Golf...

    you're suggesting i tease you too much. i wasn't even trying
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    Java Programming

    if u need the help of the kennel to finnish an assignment mayb u should consider another career path like cleaning maid
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    calling in sick

    there are some jobws you wanna keep low key i get that i know what u mean
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    the animal youd love to hear talk

    aswe all know only humanbeings can talk but imagene if other animals could too. i reckon a big grizzlie bear woul be cool to talk. would it be smart or would it just be ****ing angry, i want some ****ing salmon
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    idea for a book

    u know those books where u squint at the picture and something pops up in the background and i think there called magic eye books and well imagene if you made 1 of them but dident actully put any magic eye picture on the page and ppl would be looking for ages but theyed never actually see...
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    Aqua Golf...

    im this way with women oh snap
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    Aqua Golf...

    really don't like travelling west of glebe tbh
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    Smingers Vs Baby Dogg

    baby dogg i just don't remember u, i havvent been about to think about anything else
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    Good work Rudd

    just tell me who to vote for next erection ffs
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    Obama

    elected official. big diffrence
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    calling in sick

    yeah i cam imagene it now leb: hey boss im sick boss: yeah man i know fully sick leb: nah im really sick eh boss: yeh bro so what leb: nah i mean this tabooly aint sittin too well uleh boss: oh i getcha ey. have the day off bro
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    Obama

    mike tyson kinda does but you wuddent wanna say that to his face
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    Smingers Vs Baby Dogg

    i remember when i first met baby dogg. it was 5 years ago at a wiggles concert. she has grownup so much
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    Kings Cross

    hey man i live in kings cross. if u wanna diss kings cross u diss me and ffs u dont wanna do that
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    Photo Bombing

    picks...? are you retarded?
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    need help: threads

    it's hodges. bensens friend
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    need help: threads

    what's this about tc what zee
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    need help: threads

    wtf are you today tonight. you facts are less straight than hugh jackman. what a hunk btw
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    need help: threads

    moved to kings cross. been shopping on oxford st mostly
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    need help: threads

    hey men id like to make some threads at the kennel but dont really have any ideas. if you could leaf some ideas in this thread that would help me considerbly make some threads
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    PhotoShop Competition

    that's pretty good i made this one
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    Photo Bombing

    word to your mother
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    whatz hotter.........................

    spending the night with zac effron or the jonas brothers?
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    Virginity

    lost my verginety to a girl i met on rsvp when i was 24. she was 31
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    Boat parking question

    the owner is jesus and he ****en walks on water
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    Does anyone know anything about this?

    pls publicly post your email or full name so ic an search for you
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    Epic Fail Picture Superthread

    lol u guyz just got punk'D!
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    Does anyone know anything about this?

    ey babe u on bebo????
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    Does anyone know anything about this?

    yeah dubaiz awesome i know cos i saw a documentary on the history chanel im in the now
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    2 Mins with Crusader

    lol. i like your style also im not crusader. i cant spell aswell
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    Have you ever been stuck somewhere ?

    prob dont mean much but most mammals in the ocaen wheiy even more than that like dophens and whales. narwals are even considered the mermaids of the sea
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    2 Mins with Crusader

    your ears are gay
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    Does anyone know anything about this?

    look yuo just have to beleive in yuorself and everythin will soon come yuor way. take my friend stevie j. used to be a loser in life. now hes a captrain of australias most faomos dragon boating team. that was his dream. still a ****in loser mind you
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    2 Mins with Crusader

    sucked in about the ears ey
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    Do you believe in fate/karma?

    thats my gfs size but shes all clazzy but i reckon fate sayz im gonna b-b-bee wit u 83
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    HSC Marks Thread!!!

    i got 100 in all my subject. yerrp
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    search party

    no idea what you talking about. i been busy doing unicef work laetly
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    The Berries Poll #2

    being derogatory towards people is what public internet forums are all about. plus stevie's cool with it
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    Temporary Anorexia

    my simple technique is you could burn calories havin sex with me he he he
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    Temporary Anorexia

    same thing happened to me except the mole she danced with was actually pretty smart and looked like brendan julian and that just made my low self-esteem even lower
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    Neighbour dobs in Sydney bondage house10

    yeah man imagine if you could smell it
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    Olympics, is it just me ...

    don't blame china. that's stevie j's fault
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    Half naked...

    bit worried seeing this thread title. thought there might've been a half2.jpg out there
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    Fallout 3 Out Of Australia As OFLC Strikes Again

    just another example of the goverment blasting our asses
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    Stock

    jesus goober you plant it in the ground and grow a cow for ****s sake
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    Getting picked up on public transport

    i couldn't, not with my arms
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    Surely one of Australia's Worst Murders.

    must've been really cranky if you ask me
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    Work Toilets.

    no way am i going to wash my hands. my penis would be cleaner than a tap in a public bathroom. stevie can verify this
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    Alert*Warning*Achtung!

    i choose the model wannabes btw
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    Cannibalism

    i think they say you cant do it so when you do do it its more exciting and forbidden
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    I heart Alex Thread

    just clean it befoer you return it lol
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