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Liam has been spotted cutting my grass! https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/report-channel-9-presenter-danika-mason-dating-nrl-star-after-wedding-cancellation/news-story/a56c0353425eaf3371509ed80499a830

North Queensland has swung the axe with $10 million dollar man Jason Taumalolo after the club’s 2023 season flop. The Cowboys have axed Jason Taumalolo and Chad Townsend as captains. The club announced the move on Sunday with a video confirming Reuben Cotter and Tom Dearden will captain the club...

Raymond and Barbara Edwards sentenced for wilful damage after keying Tesla, BMW in Brisbane car park | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site Have a go at their explanation? "we were involved in a traffic incident that morning, with two cars the same as those" What are the odds of being...

Preview Short https://youtube.com/shorts/oS9VLdghq-8?si=eLNwtOKwRAW0CFud will post link when it drops.

Fuck Madge. Don't like the **** at all.

from news.com The NRL’s bold overseas venture is drawing closer with the league announcing the four clubs who will be heading to Las Vegas next season. Manly, South Sydney and the Sydney Roosters have been chosen to join the Brisbane Broncos in launching the 2024 NRL season in Las Vegas. The...

From news.com Jarome Luai is embroiled in a “stink” with a journalist and his “antics” have come under the microscope after embracing a new role. Jarome Luai’s “on-field antics” have come under the microscope with the Penrith star accused of embracing “the villain role” amid his club’s battle...

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Simply the best. RIP.

You’ve just been elevated to NRL supreme leader. what do you change? Bunker for tryscoring decisions only No 7 tackle set for kicks inside the attacking 30 Fuck off the “out of the hands backwards” bullshit. Forward is forward Not held until your on the ground “Golden double” - 2 points wins...

Cirro confirmed in presser.

On the outs at Rooster. would you take him?

Last one is not open for replies. In helensburgh (Wollongong) it’s here and…

Lol. Wonderful piece of writing by Dane Eldridge on news.com. The Eels have opened their season with back-to-back losses, sparking questions about just how back their premiership curse can get. Can the Eels break their premiership drought before the North Sydney Bears? Has their curse become...

Rugby Australia set to axe CEO Raelene Castle and bring in former skipper Phil Kearns Rugby: Under fire Rugby Australia CEO Raelene Castle calls on rugby fans to help the code survive financially. Time looks to have run out on Raelene Castle’s tenure as Rugby Australia CEO. Reports have...

Thought I broke my neck today. 6 hours on a spinal board in a neck brace a couple of X-rays and CT scans later, Turns out, I broke the ball completely off my shoulder.

Anyone else hearing this ?

Porn company launches $10m bid to rename Miami’s NBA stadium ... and it’s no stunt https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/porn-company-launches-10m-bid-to-rename-miamis-nba-stadium-and-its-no-stunt/news-story/c4e58caeeeb745aa95a25abbc5de4cdd This should definitely happen.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/former-prime-minister-bob-hawke-dead/news-story/5f4a4f44a99632c53a0502fd5efaad20

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/samsung-galaxy-fold-launch-cancelled-with-just-days-to-go-after-bendy-screen-breaks/news-story/0f1b8017e7c3e42a7cf60e6f21d2fee9 Who didn’t see this coming. You can’t bend a screen repeatedly and expect it to continue to work for a reasonable...

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-2019-round-6-wayne-bennett-fumes-about-refereeing-despite-rabbitohs-win-over-bulldogs/news-story/f9ab482cdecaebc934b9c379be247eac

Have a go. Post your results. https://www.news.com.au/national/rush-hour/rush-hour-man-vomits-after-making-sickening-discovery-inside-inflight-meal/live-coverage/81993f2200bc229364dafcc55f5a30cc

A group of topless women held a protest in Sydney’s CBD this morning, in solidarity with a Saudi teenager who fled her family and sought asylum in Australia. Four young women stood outside the Saudi Arabian Consulate in Martin Place this morning, wearing nothing but jeans, holding signs above...

anyone getting this ? Seems like a good option for anyone who has foxtel mainly for the sports. $25/month for everything. https://help.kayosports.com.au/s/article/What-content-is-available-as-part-of-your-Kayo-subscription

WTF ??

JOSH Reynolds is preparing for an emotional showdown against former NRL club Canterbury on Sunday after overcoming a shoulder injury. The Wests Tiger marquee recruit is set to play his second game for the joint venture after an injury interrupted start to 2018. Reynolds departed his junior...

What is this “inside pass” shit ? Now you can’t even watch a press conference without signing up to some bullshit ? The NRL has sold itself like a 2bit whore.

from news.com; CANTERBURY (14th) Have no problem carting the ball down field with the fourth most running metres, but can’t do anything with it while there with the worst red-zone ratio in the league. Attacking record worse at this point this year than last.

THE battling Bulldogs are averaging less than 15 points a game in season 2018 and former NRL player Mark Geyer says it’s time for drastic change. A 6-0 defeat against the Roosters last Thursday sees Dean Pay’s side stuck in 14th position and Geyer believes Kieran Foran’s lack of impact in the...

All the media hype had got me intrigued. Just watched a game of WAFL. Fuck me ! I’d rather be towed down the street....on my face.....by my anus hairs, than watch another. 3rd quarter, 20-15 !! 3 goals to 2 !! It’s just terrible. I watched a woman attempt a shot at goal, on the run, at the...

HE earned comparisons with a popular female children’s TV show character. And the vertically challenged bad guy in kids movie Shrek. But Test prop Aaron Woods says he is ready to stand tall against a fired up Sydney Roosters pack in Canterbury’s NRL round two clash at Allianz Stadium on Friday...

RAELENE Castle will become the first woman to run a football code in Australia when she is formally announced as the ARU’s new chief executive on Tuesday. The former NRL Bulldogs boss beat out former Wallabies captain Phil Kearns for the top job, one of the toughest roles in Australia’s...

November 21, 20178:20am JARRYD Hayne will reportedly join the Parramatta Eels in 2018, but won’t ask for a release from the Gold Coast Titans until January. Reports surfaced earlier this month suggesting the representative fullback wanted out of the Queensland club so he could move back to...

Anyone else noticed this ? Why ? It’s just a name that reflects their beginnings. Did actually think that if you went there with your daughter for help they’d turn you away because she doesn’t have a dick ? We keep this up, soon it’ll be illegal to be a boy. We’ll have bins full of dicks at the...

anybody else into this shit ? I’ve got pages of crap I’ve written down over the years. Post what inspires you; You consider yourself to be only one thread of those which are in the tunic. Well then it was fitting for you to take care how you should be like the rest of men, just as the thread...

whos watching ? Fast track this year. I remember when they were doing 2:13's, not that long ago. I remember when murph did his "lap of the gods" 2:06.8. Now 2:03's ?? Wtf ?? Won't be long till we're seeing 1m something. Oh yea, and rain expected. Go Holden.

just broke on 9 news.

What's your position, and why ? Personally, while I'm not fussed either way, I'm not entirely sure what this will achieve. Gay couples already have the same legal rights and obligations as married and de-facto couples. Regardless of the result, churches won't be forced to marry gay couples...

Les Murray dead aged 71 AUSTRALIAN football icon Les Murray has died aged 71. The legendary commentator and broadcaster was for so long the voice of football in this country as a fixture on SBS. Murray is survived by his two daughters. CEO and managing director of SBS Michael Ebeid was quick...

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I think it's an LGBTI thing. They've also been accused of promoting white supremacy. (Lol) But I think they should be like this forever more. I like the idea of the flavor being a mystery and it'll stop the fucken missus picking out all the green and purple ones.

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https://www.change.org/p/bunnings-make-vegan-sausages-a-option-at-all-sausage-sizzles Get fucked, hippie *****. It's a sausage sizzle. By definition it must contain sausages. Not some tofu bullshit rolled to look like a sausage. You want a vegan option? I'll make you a bread sandwich.

NRL suffering from overstacked schedule that puts club football at risk Paul Kent SOMETIME before 9am Monday, Brad Fittler, the City coach, got a tremendous headache when he realised he could not do the simplest of tasks like pick a football team. Short of walking to the front door and tossing...

Watching that second half yesterday made me a believer. Whilst there are many holes in this roster there's only one that needs to be filled. Watching b-moz at the back, gave me wood. Frawley at half, mbye at hooker is plenty good enough, with a potent fb. B-moz might be able to survive this...

Was looking through old threads and realized how current kennelers don't know as much about eachother as the old kennelers did. So; What do you do for a living ?

BY PAUL KENT THE danger for Des Hasler is his team no longer practises his philosophy. It is a shift in ground that can be the great death rattle for coaches. Hasler has clear ideas how football teams should play. They were unconventional but all his. He chiselled this formula in stone after...

sad news being reported by the major news stations and confirmed on the Bulldogs Twitter. Devastating for his family. RIP

MATT Scott has officially been ruled out for the rest of the NRL season, after the Cowboys confirmed he tore his ACL in Friday’s win over the Broncos. The veteran forward will undergo surgery on his knee following the devastating injury, suffered in the second half of the derby clash. It is a...

THIS is the heartwarming story about Aussie footy mates rallying around an old bushie in need. Noel ”Crusher” Cleal, born and bred in the country, had fire rip through his 200 acres in Pappinbarra, 20km northwest from Wauchope, last Sunday, causing $80,000 worth of damage. Told of Cleal’s...

Dogs on 9 news soon. I'm assuming talking more shit about how amazing they're gonna be this year.

Does anyone watch this show ? https://www.youtube.com/mightycarmods 2 Aussie mates, fucken around with cars on their driveway ? Im hooked. Massively. I'm not afraid to say I'm a car guy and have always been.

Ahhhh, the mother country..... A PATRIOTIC model is complaining of jaw ache after vowing to perform oral sex on 19 million men who voted “No” in the recent Italian referendum. Paola Saulino, 27, has so far fellated around 400 politically active gents as part of her nationwide “Pompa (pump)...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you amber sherlock, tv news' Mariah Carey. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/go-and-grab-a-jacket-nine-newsreader-amber-sherlock-blasts-colleague-for-wearing-similar-outfit/news-story/aecb9a824df9521b826432903a081098

Dont know what happened to the last one. But I'm betting we'll be using this one a fair bit this summer. 9:00pm tonight. Bring it on !

A GOLD Coast mother accused of tying up her nine-year-old daughter, dressing the child in a “Playboy” outfit and allowing men to rape her has been granted bail after almost three months behind bars. The 37-year-old woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested in September...

KANGAROOS firebrand David Klemmer says he has been empowered by his first taste of Mal Meninga’s coaching style. Klemmer has offered up an insight into Meninga who is in the midst of his first tour as national coach. While Klemmer had played against a Meninga-coached Queensland side, he has...

does anyone on here ride scooters ? I've been riding my kids micro rocket that he got for his 4th bday. And I've got to say, I'm loving it. Now I want a scooter. I've been researching adult scooters and found the xooter street. They're supposed to be the shit for "fully grown kids"...

THE NRL’s under-20s competition will be scrapped at the end of next year, Australian Rugby League Commission chairman John Grant has confirmed. The youth competition has been on borrowed time since former NRL head of strategy Shane Richardson’s whole-of-game review last year but there was...

http://thechive.com/2016/10/25/theres-crazy-then-theres-this-monstrosity-of-a-neighbor-video/ Wtf ?? So much anger.

CANTERBURY skipper James Graham admits he was stunned when he heard Des Hasler was almost forced out of the club and says the Bulldogs couldn’t have a better coach to lead them. Graham, who’s in the UK preparing for England’s Four Nations opener against New Zealand this weekend, was about to...

just saw Corey Parker on the Gold Coast v8 supercars coverage. Never wanted someone to get run over by a stadium supertruck, this much.

where is he ? Did he get assholed ? Or did he just get sick of the abuse ?

‘Why should I wait any longer?’: 20-year-old student auctions virginity online for $230,000 A STUDENT is auctioning her virginity online so that she can raise enough money to study abroad. Ariana, 20, from Russia, is selling her virginity on an escort site — with bids starting at £130,500...

A brilliant idea was raised in another thread by the great @south of heaven to divert, would be membership money, to a more worthy cause. We could set up a gofundme page dedicated to donations from Bulldogs fans that would be otherwise used for purchasing memberships. The money would then be...

just got this ad on the kennel. Is that really the name of the brand ?? WTF ??

not that it's going to matter, next week when we get analed by Penrith

There's no other way to get the point across. The club doesn't listen. if you send an email you'll get a standard response. If you comment in the newspaper or on fan forums, you're "insignificant". But.... If 10000 fans are missing and the kennel is empty, they will be embarrassed, the media...

I've just started using a DE razor.... And I'm wondering, why people stopped using these things ? Gives me the best shave I've ever had (shaving with the grain feels like a shave against the grain with my old Mach 3) No irritation due to the instrument-like sharpness of the blade. Has 2...

CANTERBURY flyer Brett Morris has revealed Bulldogs officials will determine if he is available for an Australian recall, saying: “That decision will be totally up to my club”. Now eight weeks into his return from a serious knee injury, Morris is firming for a return to the Kangaroos side that...

PRESSURE is mounting on Des Hasler to switch Brett Morris to No.1, with William Hopoate to miss as many as two finals matches because of his religiously motivated refusal to play on Sundays. With the Bulldogs cementing their place in the top four with a golden point get-out-of-jail win against...

WANT to know what keeps Josh Reynolds going? Uncle Matt. And his fight. One which, right know, sees the brother of his mum Nicole laying in a Sydney hospital, battling cancer. Uncle Matt is why Reynolds got the Bulldogs home against Manly on Thursday night. And why, in those 14 years since...

CANTERBURY coach Des Hasler has bitten back at his side’s critics, brushing off claims they’re shaping as NRL also-rans. The Bulldogs are right in the mix, placed fourth with four regular rounds to play but have copped criticism after unconvincing wins over strugglers St George Illawarra and...

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We're fucked ! We have no idea in attack. We're fat and lazy. Haslers a fucken idiot ! ------------------------------------------------ We're the best. Haslers a supercoach. I go to all the games and help the Bulldogs win ! Go Bulldogs ! ------------------------------------------------ You're a...

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As the title says. We have very few ways to express our displeasure, this is one. I'm a season member, so they've already got my money, but it'd still be embarrassing for the club if 2000 people turn up and they're all tigers fans. Send a message.

http://thechive.com/2016/03/11/news-station-gets-flooded-with-fake-simpsons-news-stories-9-photos/

I know it's only a trial, but I'm pumped to pull the jersey back on and watch the boys at our spiritual home. Best time of the year !

Just wondering what the kennelers' position is on this ? Good ? Bad ? How will they impact your local council ? What have you heard ? Me personally, I think it might be good. If anything it'll at least reduce the number of parasites that earn an income from stamping applications all day.

Next contract he's gonna be worth a lot of money. So I think get rid of him so we can play our much cheaper reserve graders.

THE person who could easily run the NRL in Dave Smith’s old job is a woman. And we’re not talking about his chief operating officer Suzanne Young. One of the best candidates is Canterbury Bulldogs chief executive Raelene Castle. Castle was once sounded out to become chief executive of the All...

Anyone watching this ? Very entertaining. It's like a real life hot wheels track ! Jumps, cornering on 3 wheels and a mandatory "competition caution" at halfway to bunch everyone up again. Could only be American. Good stuff though.

MOSES Mbye is ready to be Canterbury’s version of Johnathan Thurston, with the young gun taking up goalkicking duties to flourish as the Bulldogs’ main man next season. Bulldogs halfback Trent Hodkinson’s departure to Newcastle in 2016 has opened the door for Mbye, who is taking inspiration...

(German) In common use it means something to the effect of "A face badly in need of a fist" meaning this is a person that needs to be punched.

No thread yet ? Holden or ford ? Lol pussy wagon already gone. Lap 12 !

Why has the app turned to shit ? Can't post photos or videos. Don't get notifications or pm's. WTF ??

Who's in ? Where are we sitting ?

I like Reynolds, I really do. But I think we'd be wasting a bench spot, carrying a utility. Cook is a real hooker, that plays like a hooker should. Good service, good running game and makes 40+ tackles. Harsh it may seem, IMO Reynolds should sit on the sidelines, support his team-mates and...

It was mentioned on the radio last night. The Titans have lost elgey and now sezer and could make a play for an early release. Obviously the ball would still be in our court. Waddya reckon ? Is it possible ? Would you release him early ?

Anybody seen this yet ? Looks brilliant. http://youtu.be/71jriioiliA

DAVE Klemmer has been outed as the man to barge his way into a NSW Origin jersey this Sunday as eight forwards fight a Blues Royal Rumble. NSW great Paul Sironen told The Daily Telegraph Klemmer was “ready for Origin” -- and would play his way into the side against Country at McDonalds Park...

Have a happy and safe ANZAC day. Enjoy yourselves, but remember what the day is about. "They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them."

Just heard it in breaking news. Sad day. R.I.P

From news.com Eels young gun forward Tepai Moreoa is also carrying a shoulder injury but the Parramatta camp is confident the rookie backrower will play against the Warriors. Are they serious ?? The way that kid was carrying his shoulder, he's going to play next week ? in Auckland too, with a...