Mrs Grunthos and I go on a daily early morning walk around North Narrabeen (Manly territory, but it's not without some charm), and we always stop for a coffee and a toast. We were working out how many coffee shops there are within a two-kilometre radius of our home, and we came to the figure of...

You know condoms are made from old tyres. You can use 365 in a good year...

"Vacant space for rent."

Unless you have a "Tiger in your tank..." (Now I'm really showing my age!)

On current performances, not good.

I'll be over at 8, save me a couple.

It really did didn't it... :sweatsmile:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this year's team supposed to be better than last year's?!

Please guys, let's not fuck this one up!!!

How come the mad scientists always open a portal to Hell, but never one to Heaven?!

The Wombat: The mighty Wombat grows to about a meter and a half at the shoulder and can weigh in as much as 800 to 900 Kg and has the similar unpleasant disposition to the African Rhino; being smelly, short sighted, full of muscle and bad attitude and angry like King Kong trying to pass a...

Who would you prefer to run your country? An Alcoholic? A Womanizing pill popper? A six time bankrupt and convicted felon? A hard working early riser, dedicated to the cause? In other words, Churchill, JFK, Trump or Hitler...

For lunch. Baked skinless, boneless salmon filets with coriander, honey soy, lemon juice, Spanish onion and garlic dressing, with crispy garlic bread rolls.

There are basically only four types of trump supporter, 1: Those who manipulate him for their own gain as their useful idiot, Miller, Netanyahu, Putin, Kushner the Republicans, the religious right, bigots, and super wealthy, etc. 2: The gutless hypocrites who publicly support and praise him...

They died doing the thing they love. or, The thing they loved killed them. I went to a funeral the other day of a young man who died base jumping. Though this was a tragic (and avoidable) end to a young life, it was mentioned time and again that he died doing the thing he loved. My uncle Jock...

Absolute pop-gun attack!

What's the betting Marny give away at least one stupid penalty...

Apart from it's in Manly teritory its very nice. My Bulldogs jersey does raise the standard when I wear it shopping sometimes.

Tragic, terrible news. It's a shit of a condition I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Breakfast at North Narrabeen Surf Club yesterday...

Well, yes, DEFINATLY, you get laid in your grave, dont we..?

And what's the betting they will break their losing streak against us...

If he had anything to do with the IDF or Mossad, etc., he would not have made such a knuckleheaded attempt; this was 100% moronic american as apple pie.

Poor Malania, she just can't get a break...

Trump has got to be the most despised and reviled person since Hitler, but he is so self-obsessed he would probably take it as a compliment!

We deserve this one!

Four attempts at trumps miserable life, one when he was campaigning back in 2016, the clown at Maralargo ( he gaffa taped the scope to his rifle), Butler and now this! As I said before, "With a nation full of guns and people who know how to use them, the world gets yet ANOTHER dim-witted...

You wonder, if the Secret Service really want to take a bullet for trump..?

With a nation full of guns and people who know how to use them, the world gets yet ANOTHER incompetent!!!

ASAP!!!!

My son works in Marketing for DD, and the company received a huge amount of flak and negative press for this and lost a lot of clients over it. They did an internal review (witch hunt) to see who was the moron who organised it. It turns out the trump administration "leaned" on the owners of DD...

I posted this last night. Dear self-entitled, spoilt, woke Millennials and Gen X, Y, Z etc. This man isn't self-entitled, spoilt or woke, doesn't need trigger warnings and drinks tea stronger than your feelings. (Needless...

We have good players, we have a good coach, we have a good club ethos, what we need desperately is a good sports psychologist!! The team's heads are just not in the game!!!

We have good players, we have a good coach, we have a good club ethos, what we need desperately is a good sports psychologist!! The team's heads are just not in the game!!!

Dear self-entitled, spoilt, woke Millennials and Gen X, Y, Z etc. This man isn't self entitled, spoilt or woke, doesn't need trigger warnings and drinks tea stronger than your feelings. (Needless to say, this doesn't apply to fire, police or ambos, and those who have served or are currently...

Thanks for that, I'll give it a go

For tonight's repast, we have butterfly lamb with chilli beans and potato and cauliflower rissoles.

I would expect nothing less!

I don't think you will have the heavy machinery needed...

Just bend down, take a deep breath and take it like a man...

I can have sex any time, she wants!!!

Ti's better to have loved and lost than spend the rest of your life wanking!

I can't remember the last time I had a good probing..?

The Quokka: South America has the vampire bat, Australia has the dreaded Quokka! The Quokka is an antipodean, “Nosferatu” and uses its cute and seemingly sweet nature to seduce and mesmerise its unwary victims into a false sense of security before gently sedating and killing them. The saliva...

From the BBC "The Trump administration has begun processing refunds for billions of dollars in tariffs that the US Supreme Court struck down in February. In what is to be the biggest repayment programme in history, companies can apply online for money they were charged under the so-called...

This is what happens when you employ people for their loyalty over their ability...

As I said earlier, "Yup, an ambush is a possibility..." Well, an ambush iw was, I hate being right sometimes.

This needs to be an emphatic win, no grinding it out or a close call, it needs to be a BIG win!

Ray Price was a great player, but also a VERY strange man...

Yup, an ambush is a possibility...

Remember when the knock on meant that the ball came off a player's hands or arm and went towards the opponent's goal line and hit the ground, nothing more, nothing less?

So why do they keep making it more complicated?!

I agree, but the NRL is a business, and a player has a very limited earning window, usually less than ten years at the top level, so as much as we want him to stay and as much as he might want to stay, it's the $$ that will dictate where he finishes his career.

Big Mac "Nutritional" Information An oximoron if there ever was one!

Damn it! He will probably live forever!

The ONLY reasion trump is still alive today is that they are keeping him alive!

The interesting thing about Miller is that his family has, for the most part, disowned him, and he shares a historical similarity with Tomas de Torquemada, the first Inquisitor General of Spain, who also came from a Jewish background and was also a raging bigot and zealot and basically...

An interesting bit of history. Mark Felton is one of the best internet-based historians, mostly covering WW2 but often covering other interesting topics and is also AI-free... Also, look up "Lord Hard Thrasher", also an AI-free zone, and he usually specialises in WW2 aircraft and operations...

They are definitely winning the PR war.

Unlikely at the moment, but I wouldn't be surprised.

The Frontal Loab is far from quiet. Trump has been tacitly diagnosed with. Frontotemporal dementia: Frontotemporal dementia (FTD) is a group of brain disorders characterized by progressive atrophy in the frontal and temporal lobes, causing early-onset personality changes, behavioral...

When the fawards are going faward so does the team...

Or daddys the coach...

Grunthose's Great Moments In History. It is the dawn of civilisation. 250.000 years BC, and man discovers fire... 250.000 years BC + five minutes, man discovers, BBQ!!! And all the rest is mere detail! This never happens...

Naaa, you need brains and gile to be a real zionist, and trump has neither, he's just a useful fool for anyone who will praise or pay him.

trump is not a Zionist, just an opportunist.

There are retarded goldfish, mutated swamp fungi and bowls of infected toenail clipings with more intellect and integrity than the average trump supporter!

Just as long as we can repeat the lesson next time we meet...

The world is waiting for someone to delete trump..!

You stifle the opposition's attack by being up in their faces and cutting down their "time and space," and in doing so, you do run the risk of the six again. Basic coaching. Holding back a little to avoid the penalty will give the advantage back to the team with the ball, and with a team like...

Q: How do you know trump is lying? A: His lips are moving.

BEHOLD! The Saviour Of the Morons! If you find this acceptable or inspiring, then you are a cultist, whether you will admit it or not, with the intellectual capacity of a nat. Prove us wrong!

NO! Bella does not condescend to bestow her favours on mere plebs and the great unwashed!

Don't know yet; it still might all come to nought, but this explains Malania's press conference last week, trying to distance herself from Epstein.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it...

Apparently, a then 14-year-old girl is coming forward to acuse trump of rape... This explains Melanie's strange statement last week...

I see a couple of Chinese meals in his near future.

Cristal ball time. Vance and the American delegation are basically made up of sycophants; they are in their positions because they are loyal to trump and not for their ability. The Pakistanis and Iranians will be the only adults in the room. They will ultimately reach an agreement that Israel...

"The pedo is strong in this one..."

And he has the hots for his daughter...

I think it's fair to say we laid the foundation up the middle and only spread wide when the opportunity arose, unlike the last two weeks.

The halves will always shine when you have fawards going faward!

After last night's debacal, absolutely, SACK THE FLOP!!! Ohh, wait...

She was able to offer "full services" depending on the client's needs.

Hang in there, justice is often slow in coming, but it always arrives...

Add trump as well, the pair of them are an evil curse on their countries and the world!

Sorry to hear, Sarge. Condolences to the family.

She was apparently $3000 to $5000 an evening, depending on the needs of her client...

GOLD!!!!! Best upload about the game!

No bin will go unpunished!

That was a "benchmark" game, and they have set a very high bar for themselves... My takeaway was that the boys never let Penrith get into their stride and were always up in their faces, the trade off being offside penalties and six agains, I think we can tolerate that for a win every time.

I'll show my age now, Remember, "Cought Marsh, boweld Lilly... We have, "Passed Galven, scord Preston!"

We should talk..!

We should talk...

I don't like our chances, but who knows? The season really starts in September, and we should be somewhere in the top 8.