Any Muay Thai or Martial Arts partakers here? Relatively new to the sport, but nothing has ever pushed me as hard. The gym is mind numbingly boring in comparison IMO.

It just never made sense, Czislowski's mullet should've provided the best aerodynamics for speed.

Do her saggy flaps give you hugs after sex?

You constantly say everyone is out to get you, but you have never given any specific details on how, why, and if there is a reason behind it. A whole city generally doesn't turn on an individual without warrant. What exactly do they do to you, Bob?

Yeah, because thats what everyone does. Become single and go straight onto a website to advertise yourself as a creep trying to get "tight neat lil" p*ssy.

I've been around. I got old, and priorities changed. :p

No. The main centre of balance comes from your inner ear. It contains semi-circular canals and the vestibule, which contains fluid and helps the body detect how it is positioned. Then the brain, muscle control, and vision assist it. It's actually how we get motion sickness, because this fluid...

Hahaha awww Tads! Thanks mate, but as Boots said many Kennelers used other media :)

Thanks heaps guys :) But f*ck you Dalger.

Lol yes. Kakadu is tarmac roads and established routes to all the important places. It's a huge tourist spot and fairly "straight". No need/reason to go off road. You can't go off roading in the national parks anyway, especially when there are roads that go through it all.

I wish I could remember the names of places for you. In one of the national parks there is a lake at the bottom of a water fall. The most amazing place to swim. You will never regret a Kakadu river boat trip either, especially if you go just after the wet season. Huge eagles, crocs, fish...

I've done the Darwin to Alice Springs trip via Kakadu. I absolutely loved it. We hopped on a bus tour and they took us to all the notable places and land marks, organized hotel/motels to stay at very night, and we had a fair bit of free time to wander around. However now as an adult ivwould go...

I wouldnt mind meating everyone. But definitely CK is the top of the list.

Wow, that's a huge photo. My bad.

With black hair, the most common were Lucy lawless and Amy lee from Evanesence. Now I have light hair,don't really resemble anyone.

Hahahahhaa I'm loving it. How much would you need to numb this butt?

I will neither confirm nor deny.

I keep them secret, hoping no one notices the resemeblance to frankenstein.

5'10-5'11. There would be definite accidental motorboating going on.

x2. You haven't seen my hands and feet. :(

What if it buggers up and they end up with only one big tit and the other one is midget?

Hmmmm. That's alright, no freakishly tall offspring. :p

Honestly, how short are you Rodz? I'm trying to envision our children.

Suiker, the only reason I haven't declared Jihad, is due to the fact choosing you is the smarter option. Keep the genetics strong, you would make good looking new generation spawn lol

According to the results, I think I might go on to the ark by myself. You can all go screw yourself, whores. Except Mesk, bring some gear and a boom box. p.s- Rami, if Noah had two hippos on the ark without incident, then one hippo wouldn't cause it to sink. FFS.

Happy Bday

Just quietly, you wouldn't have to superglue my hand to it. We're still talking about cheeseburgers, right? *shifty eyes*

After all these years, I still <3 that song.

As bummed as I may be, it's only facebook, and I understand Cap'in. [removed]

It's a androgynous male model. Looks like Andrej Pejic.

If it was NECESSARY for the antibodies to save his life, then yes. I doubt he would agree though LOl As creepy as it is. But I wouldn't have him suck on my tit, breast pump ffs.

Jelly crystals ****ing amazing.

There will be an exponential rise in ass kissers.

Oh FFS :( I would LOVE to do Derby. Shame that, despite my great balance, I have never been able to master roller blades/ice skates/skateboards. :(

She sure does!!! :) His first biological bub, and he already has two amazing step kids too.

Score: 30-24 Dogs Win Crowd: 24, 520 First Scorer: Sutton Half time: 12 -10 Rabbits way Man of the match: Ennis

I only watched my first full episode of Summer Heights High a few weeks back, and grew an awesome appreciation for Chris Lilley! Pushing oh so many boundaries, insults everyone, and it is absolutely fantastic! Will definately be watching this one!

I'm totally down with being in the prettys. Every group needs a rough head wing woman to scare the ugly bois away from my b*tches. I demand a fortnightly incentive though. And that shall be the priviledge of making KE and Rodzilla a sandwhich. Double BLT.

Nothing. I actually work incredibly hard and efficiently, even when there is no one around to see it. Dunno, I just have a great work ethic I just can't budge.

A lychee Hard and ugly and unassuming on the outside. Soft juicy and absolutely delicious when you get through the shell.

Happy birthday Justin! Hope you are well x

PM sent.

Happy birthday f*ck face

All three of those look orgasmic. But homemade french toast with tomato sauce is like finding true love. I never eat the sweet. Unless bacon and maple syrup Classifies them as "sweet"

If this is meant to be imitating me, you fail LOL I never complained about their handwriting. :p

We love you, but your cars are not individual thread worthy. Car thread of GTFO

The lack of capital letters is spot on.

The mormon dudes in black suit pants, white shirts and black ties, getting around on their bikies always give me the creeps. I just look at them and think "virgin".

Oooo pick me, pick me! I can be the token fat aussie chick. I'd be like a hybrid mix of Fat Pizza's Davo Dinkum and Toula.

I hate private numbers! It's always the sneaky people who know you wouldn't answer if their number came up. I now only answer if my curiosity is too strong, or if it is after 9pm.

Stephen Hawkins wouldn't have a problem, despite his wheels. He would alter gravitational patterns to make the cake float to him.

^^^Ahhhh UWS. I always felt like pooping whenever I stepped into that place too.

Even more awkward when you cough to try and cover the sound but accidentaly force out a rough fart from the force.

Does this kid have ADHD?

How much do you dare me? Fatograms get paid extra, right?

No. Do not want. Turn around and go back to where you came from.

Nooooo Flats the Flounder says "I'm gonna kick your butt". Psht get it right.

Coming home whacked and watching Spongebob marathons that ran all through the wee hours of the morning was amazing back in the day. Even when I had work on Sunday I'd stay up just to watch him. <3 Best mixed with sour worms and gherkins.

Happy birthday guys Hope it was a good one

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday hun! Hope you had a good day yesterday

- Try driving a semi-trailer - Lay on the front of a yacht that is sailing the greek islands. - kayak down the amazon - stroll through the hills of Austria singing "the hills are alive" and "edelweiss" - Down 5litres of beer in Germany during Oktoberfest - Shark dive with a great white -...

It's actually not too bad. Yeah it is boiling but because it is dry heat it is so much easier to handle than that disgusting humidity we had to deal with not long ago. But its annoying: the hottest day and my pool filter broke a week ago so my pool is yucky :(

Happy Birthday Dags! Enjoy your day. Please wait for the stripper in a bow squished into an express post parcel coming your way. It may need food and water.

Since I no longer work as a Med receptionist, my work related rage is very very low. The only qualm: If you VOLUNTEER and CHOOSE to do something, don't be a douche the whole time and act like it's some annoying inconvenience. Remember, you weren't ordered to do it, we'd rather you f*ck off...

I was always against cosmetic procedures and fiddling with your natural face. But I honestly would consider botox for my lips, or other fillers, and I'm currently looking into it. And perhaps in the future for minor lines....although I enjoy my facial expressions (they are my main humour...

Be hard to beat :p You're nip welcome Excellent. One more like to add to the 2000 needed so I flash them for real....according to CK anyway.

I kinda go aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! In moments of tension is normally just a long guttral "aaarrrrrggggh"

Aw really, Tina? FFS! it has to be alias: what act spies use, putting on a fake act or persona in public, sounds like accomplice but shorter. It may help if LB gave us a concrete definition... There are some contraditions there, most have completely different words associated with each eg...

Alias

Stupid group. Apart from a small mass of ductal and connective tissue, ALL boobs are mostly fat. Even stick women with huge jugs. Hope you're now learned'.

I'll get you 5 lemon waters instead, k? Lol

What can I get you?

Well I had experience in a Medical Centre. Slightly different as we dealt we walk-ins too who has some expectation of being able to walk straight in with the Dr. With a specialist, people are paying good cash, and many good Dr's won't "rush" a patient they are seeing, like most MedCentres...

I now have Kelly Clarkson stuck in my head. But God bless your cotton socks. Frankly, the only reason I got pissed at rude people was because I was the niceest person, kept them up-to-date, informed them of the waiting time first thing, made appointments go in on time (triaged!), and would...

I'd be interested to know how many people have hidden my status updates. Guessing around 95% with the amount of FB whoring and whinging I do.

Oh.....just noticed you're from Bankstown. You're so used to congestion, concrete, and filth you can't appreciate sub-rural areas where there isn't a billion houses, car fumes,doof doof vibrations or the sounds of gunshots. :)

LOL seriously, it was awesome. Clean crisp blue skys with warm sun but cold air, window down, lucky days where the road was deserted. Was so relaxing to just cruise along and not see concrete!

I've only ever had to drive 5-10 mins to work. But I actually really miss my 40min-1 hour drives to Uni up the Northern Road. Was such a fun peaceful drive....atleast on days when I didnt come across idiot drivers who stressed me out or traffic jams on Narellen road. An hour with the music...

Should be 40. Last week I pulled 47. Still pull 8 1/2 to 9 1/2 hours a day there inc. lunch. suits me to a T

Lionel Messi, you also have the added factor of being ginormously tall. People, men and women alike, are naturally going to look. Freak of nature! :p

Don't ya'll be hatin' on my cottage chese complexion!

YOU BASTARDS! Made me cry so much, now I'm eating my emotions.

Wasn't trying to pretend I was a genius, just pointing out the contradiction of supposedly having the intelligence of a 6 year old [as someone claimed Jersey Shore fans have] and yet having graduated. Plus, either way, it was with light hearted cheekiness that I said "..and I have a UNI...

Totes need a nap right now, but wont get one :( Hate friday, finish late on thurs then get ass raped all day from 8am to 4 30pm on fridays

Naturally, if you want to control resistance, monitor time and calories, do a training set. But you will find many people are just happy with the swinging of their legs and sweating...so many people don't care about the specifics, they will just watch the wall clock lol

Well a couple asked if I needed any help...understandable, it's their job and customer service. But two more then approached me seperately, and started pushing their advice and started fiddling with my machine. I literally said " I know I'm fat, but I know what I'm doing, and I like to be...

I tried the fitness first at PEnrith, to just have a try. Got in, after spending ages filling out all their paperwork and paying my casual $22, I was finally able to get to the machines. A handful of staff kept bothering me, then two fake tit blonde make up caked staff came and stood right...

Pulled the "it's alright....don't cry" line AGAIN, huh? Please don't be concerned for my tear ducts. They are dry. Just laughing at you judgemental idiots.

Wigum, I actually tried that a couple of days ago....really nice! And slippery, ice cold Black Label is amazing. But by far my favourite juice is the Homebrand Concentrated Orange & Mango that you get in an unsuspecting white carton, then add water to make up 2lt. My family has used it for as...

ADAM! Stop using the term "Aussie dog". It's ****ing disgusting and so offensive. Anyway, watching the footage I can barely comprehend the sheer amound of water.....up to roof tops, power to rip houses from foundations, stacking up cars like lego, absolutely covering towns. I can barely...

Mine's bigger.

You can smoke my pipe anytime, Dalger.

^Blasphemy!! :O All I want for Christmas is Crews's AA12 Automatic Shotgun. Beast of a machine.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy it!

Unfortunately, work commitments prevent such frivolities such as this. If there is a save the whales casting though, and they need a Free Willy imitator, hit me up!

It's strange actually. Recently, I have had issues with sleep when I never have before. More often than not I can fall asleep easily, but I always tend to wake up between 2am-5am, sometimes for hours. And then again I wake up early in the morning, and don't go back to sleep. ALthough now I...

N _ g g e r s. Who wants to buy a vowel?

I LSHMSFOAIDMT everytime I see it!

I choose to disobey the "3 at a time" rule. Don't hate.