Welcome to last week, but your "centre-left" meme pages wouldn't have TOLD you that when it actually HAPPENED, huh... :sweatsmile:

American tanker spotted attempting the crossing the Strait of Hormuz: :sweatsmile:

I mean, if rising oil prices are going to "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" (thank you for your attention to this matter), WHY does he need the Strait OPENED? Out of the "goodness of his heart"??? :sweatsmile:

So maybe you'd like to share all the other countries who have volunteered their ships to die "freeing" the Strait of Hormuz? China? Nah... Korea, after they took their most advanced defence system out to defend the Israelis? Doubt it? France? Again, unlikely... HERE'S an idea: since the...

If that's your takeaway, we're obviously getting information from VERY different sources... From what I see, the Americans and Israelis are bitching about China calling out targets for Iran and Russia also backing them, but in what way I'm not sure.

Arguing with people on Instagram, and it's like Americans GENUINELY DON'T KNOW half the stuff going on there. The Israelis we already know are gonna get blacked out, but USA???

Msg from the Tangerine Palpatine to the FBI: "There's a susspi... a suspish... a weird package at my front door, come check it out!"

They're walking the streets of Tehran, where can I pick up my bounty from? :tearsofjoy:

It could obviously be nothing, and I'm no expert on AI. But it seems every OTHER "6 finger/toe" pic is "OBVIOUS AI'...

So I'm not sure if it as already mentioned and I just missed it: but any thoughts on the Netanyahu "6 finger" video? Most on the internet seem to be writing it off as a "blurry frame", but it looks pretty clear to me. And that's one of the first thing people point out about AI vids, isn't it...

Among those he wants to send ships to lift the blockade? South Korea, who he's just weakened by taking the THAADs off to try to save Israels skin, and CHAY-NUH! :tearsofjoy:

Next time an Israeli wants to release another "Why US??? We didn't do ANYTHING!!!" video, they should remember this crap. Of course, collective punishment sucks, but they've been dishing it out for decades now. An old Russian proverb which I've seen a lot of over the last couple of weeks...

Probably at the front line where "accidents" happen...

You MAY wanna check with Israel, the US, and shipping in the Gulf to clarify... :sweatsmile: I'd say Israel and Dondon in particular are closer to propaganda, although it's both sides, obviously...

"BuT iT's On ThE iNtErNeT!!!!" :tearsofjoy:

Trudeau gave the First Lady a pearl necklace too, apparently. But he didn't spend that much on it... :sweatsmile:

"Dirty Taz and The Boys" eying off the limo just a LITTLE too enthusiastically:

It'd be to do with that "soft porn workout vid" he done with Kid Rock, no? :sweatsmile:

*Police*, not FBI? If it is police, I'd have to agree...

I did read most of that, but he does claim that the underage chat thing was government revenge after he went against their WMD assessment. The "pro-Russian" angle seems logical, though...

How reliable/"plugged-in" is Scott Ritter? Any strong opinions either way? He seems to be making some big claims about the war, but I'm not sure how much credence to put in them...

Ben-Gvir and the Mossad chief possibly gone/severely wounded in Iran strikes? Israeli/US sites deny, obviously...

Donny perks up: "Did you say 'SIDE-PIECE'???"

Secretary of War Pete Kegsbreath finding out the Iran campaign is harder with weapons caches, health packs and respawns all turned OFF... :sweatsmile:

They've already thought of that: If they were climbing UP the mountains on the AFGHANISTAN side, it means they'll be rolling DOWN on the IRANIAN side...

"News just in: EPIDEMIC OF BONE-SPURS SWEEPS THE NATION!"

Oh, good. So it wasn't just m-m-m-myyyy "friend" who couldn't log on... I, I mean "he" thought there was something wrong on his end!

Just saw something on Insta: Apparently, Smotrich's son is in a critical condition after a battle in Lebanon?

Do they NEED to immediately? If the rumors are true that Iran has damaged 1 of the aircraft carriers enough for them to pull back for repairs, bringing US's "reserve" carrier up into an active role, this may pull another carrier out of position from "defending" Taiwan. Once China has the...

It's not "Trump", so much. Really, ANY 5-time draft-dodger who started a war to take heat off himself domestically that led to young men and women who WERE brave enough to take up the army's call being killed (and I believe we'll find out in due course American casualties are a LOT higher than...

I thought so, but maybe the "Get a clue" at the end was a bit harsh...

THIS is how you do it keeping it about the people who lost their lives.

Ummm, it's the fact the orange goon didn't remove his crappy self-advertising baseball cap BEFORE saluting. You can't even walk into an RSL club for a slap on the pokies with a cap on, yet he feels it's appropriate to greet the bodies of soldiers killed in the war HE manufactured?

No issue with it either. it will just be interesting for me how US and Israel react to it being there, and if they can even prove collusion with Iran without boarding the ship, which I'm guessing would already be a red line for China. I'm sure Israel would LOVE the US to hit the Chinese boat...

So apparently now there's a Chinese "spy/communications" ship over in the Gulf of Oman which may or may not be calling targets for Iran. Interesting to see what comes of it...

Meanwhile, in Tel-Aviv:

Just a bit of a segue, you DO realise the Ayatollah was 'half-persian', and that 90+% of 'Persians' are Shia muslim, right? Or were you hoping for a 'christian theocracy' to bend over for the PDF file and the drunk?

American army deciding if it REALLY needs to bring all the interceptor missiles from home, as it "doesn't plan on getting hit" anyay: GOTTA leave room for Kegsbreath's post-war piss-up drinks!

How it started: How it's going:

Trump looking at a mock-up of Iran's topography: "Why's everyone bitching about these so-called "mountains"? I've seen SPEED BUMPS that were higher than these!" General: "You DO know this is NOT to scale, sir?"

The pricks didn't even radio for a rescue of the survivors, another war crime. Rescuers only responded to Iranian SOS calls...

The hospital must've teleported it's way on top of a bunker, I'm telling ya!

He's just ronery and sadry arone after everyone else kicked off festivities without him... :(

Surely we don't need MORE 14 year-olds getting caught up in a war-zone? :sweatsmile:

How many girls schools are there? Womens refuges? Hospitals? Animal shelters?

Trump: "You know, FAR be it from me to be BRAGADOCIOUS, but it was actually ME that gave George Washington the idea to cross the Delaware on Christmas Day, surprising those damn Brits..." Journalist: "Ummm... That happened in 1776, sir. You weren't BORN for another 170 years..." Trump...

Maybe the girls' school was hit by "Protection Missiles"...

"The US launched preemptive strikes against Iran after learning Israel was about to attack — and American troops in the region faced an imminent threat of retaliation, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Monday. Rubio made the revelation on Capitol Hill, where he briefed a small group of...

Exactly. Those who have proved they never had/dismantled their WWMD programs got swept out of power and in many cases lost their lives. Made no SENSE for the Kims to spout off about partially developed programs, and to wait until they had a viable program with viable WMD to flop on the table.

Don't you have a Cronulla Riot or something similar to attend, Fez? :sweatsmile:

"Bubba" follows him in:

I mean you DON'T really have to dig that deep for a guy mentioned, what: 40000+ times??? But at least the meme attempts to be humorous this time, so there's that going for it... :sweatsmile:

Did someone say: "The Boot"?

We need Nasheed with the gangland oil... :sweatsmile:

Not sure if "Dope on a cantaloupe", "Felon on a melon", or "Suspect on a spanspek"...

"MELANIA is gonna MOON as soon as she gets her Oscar, just you WAIT..."

Fez got catfished by another "Centre -Left" meme page again? :astonished:

"The AUDACITY!!!"

"Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

The one he "didn't watch", because they were having an "alternative HT show" that Trump, and MAGA at large, then proceeded NOT to watch...

You KNOW you've made some BAD life-choices when Logan Paul is the voice of reason next to you telling you to "just walk it back, bro"... :sweatsmile:

ICE watching 50 fine latina mamacitas twerking away at the HT show as they man the exits:

So apparently the back-up dancers for BOTH half-time shows needed their birth certificates on hand in TRIPLICATE: Bad Bunny's dancers to show to ICE, and Kid Rock's dancers to show child services... :sweatsmile:

Speaking of "boners", did you get a #centreleft chub when grandpa posted the Obamas as monkeys, Fez? You did, didn't you?

Nobody, literally not a soul, as everyone with an ounce of sanity is sleeping at 2am. Trump, to himself:

Which makes you wonder: Exactly HOW much of a putz do you have to be to gets dragged and eviscerated by a monkey on international TV? BTW, he wasn't far off with the "Change to the Whitehouse" bit, huh... :sweatsmile:

But what's THAT? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! IT's: "NEVER MIND!!! STILL looking for a hero, peoples!!!" "HUH!?! What you MEAN y'all 'need a hero'??? I'm too OLD for this, and you KNOW this, MAAAAAAYYYNNNNN!!! Go ask Jackie Chan, maybe he'll help y'all out... Jackie...

They must've emptied the Walmart Trump got his "Terror Supremo" from to work at the FBI on redactions. To be fair though, work must be slow with all the over-tariffed foreign goods starting to back up... :sweatsmile: