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Just another pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey-by-a-blindfolded-has-been-trying-to-still-look-relevant-in-a-shirt-&-tie. Anasta/Rothfield & co are pulling this one out of the archives so that, as someone else here said, put their own spin/take on a situation beyond anyone’s control right now. Remember...

I just cannot remember the last time we looked this formidable. Our forwards profile harks back to the days of O'Meley, Willie, SBW, Frank, Sam. Some of the hit ups yesterday, my god! For 10 years, I have been too afraid of switching on the tele for fear of another hiding. It wasn't that long...

The bye worries me. I haven't seen the stats but how many teams came a cropper after a week off?

Our d now reminds me of Sam Kasiano rolling his groin over an unfortunate rooster. I think it was 2012. He and Frank really went in to hurt.

Klein can't give this game away. Knights are a rabble now

Not signing that fraud, DCE, was the best thing Phil has done in years. Look at Sexton now!

Fuck me, I'm crying joy. 10 years of misery! I haven't felt this high since Meley, Mason, SBW, Magic

They say it takes 8 games to gauge a team's season's fortunes. On this performance, book your GF tickets, boys n girls!

I want to marry Mann!!

I can only think of one thing better than winning Lotto: shutting that k*nt thug Hetherington mouth the fu^k shut!

God, we grind so well these days!

It's a long way to the TOP....!

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would see a BELMORE WALL like the one that restricted these pretenders to 6!

When was the last time Fonua Blake's big fu*ki#&g trap was shut like this?

Ennis on Fox waxing on about Grub!

Best thing we did was let everyone know we weren't interested in DCE. Tonight has been Sexton's reckoning!

Nice Jack Todd shirts!!

Fuck, if there was ever poetic justice, it's tonight!~!!!!

Glad Critta came 'round closer to goals when he scored

He doesn't look too injured!!!

MM has come back from across the Tasman far stronger, bigger, fitter and Dog DNA to boot

Montoya's our Prodigal Son

Preston's a Dog god and without doubt, our next Captain. That post-half i/v showed a man possessed!

Sexton, raw as he still is, really doesn't need this fu^!*ng distraction

"Agreed. DCE is all about himself. His own team mates like Anthony Watmough wanted to crack him from how up himself he was" And THAT is what worries me. The fucking needle in a team moulded around Ciro & Crighton. In walks narcissist DCE and the place implodes! I'm no fan. He pulled a swiftie on...

A win's a win. Credit to a, largely, rock wall in defence. Parra's backline would have exploded against anyone else, today!

Who'd've thought a Sexton kick would win this!

Fu*kface Sutton in the Bunker determined to bring Eels home!

King, Preston, Kiraz, Curran, Morrin....the young guns who are redefining our hitherto lost DNA!

Wish I had Kiks' back problem!!

Hope the club takes Topine to the cleaners if he loses!

Bringing Sitili and Kurt on in the latter stages of the 1st half was a master stroke. And watching Sitili barge over from Toby’s feed makes me think we’ve found our back row starch; a bit like what Olakau’atu brings to Manly.

Three years ago, we'd have folded in the last 20 with a lead of that size. Bailey from the bench at best. And Salmon worries me. Kiks'll come good

Welcome back, Lenny!!!

That Emre Gula is a sneaky thug

Hope that's just cramp!

Good on Cook n Gutho for wanting to spend retirement by the sea!

I had my doubts about Sitili but fu*k me!!

Cook's a fu*k**g good buy, too!

Burto seamed that kick like Warne's offie!!

What a kick.

Sitili/Mann off the bench = masterful!

Top buy, Gutho eh!

Spoilt brat whose time has come and gone!

We're fast becoming a repository for Queensland clubs!

Another Queenslander with a misty eye to the north. Haven’t we already had enough whingers from north of the border? Let him go and let Sexton fulfil his promise

I just worryTF about potential implications ahead If we sign May. We bent over for a broomstick to get JAC’s exit right. Maybe I’m just wary but I think we’ve got to get this cultural thing right and consistent if we’re to thrive.

Great timing!

Gal has to wake up next to his sorry self every morning fretting over what he can say on-air that will spark a reaction like he has here. He probably doesn't believe half the shit he comes up with. But the 'expert' commentators are paid not for what they know, but their ability to put bums on...

Glad no-one wants to shake TPJ's hand.

Fins haven't given up. They've tested our line more than Dragons did last week. If this isn't testament to how our defence has improved then nothing is!

Xerri reminds of a Darwinian theory: Survival Of The FITTEST!

The thing with Wayne Bennett teams: the forwards are 110+kg and against relentless defence like ours, they're gonna wilt!

Fuck Buzz - the same drunk who swore on a bible that Bellamy was set to take over the reins at the Dogs two years ago

Why is this morning's media describing Soft Flanagan's ban as a 'blow' to the Dragons? Nibble on THIS, Kylie!

The softest, most gutless c^^t that ever existed. Plainly making up the numbers thanks to Daddy he's the backline equivalent of a Dylan Napa with fewer and fewer playing options the more his on-field mediocrity.

Hunt you whingeing old k**t. He's out the door like Reynolds up north!

Fuc* me Sutton is blind

Hope Burto told Kyle how soft he is when he slammed his stupid head into the turf just thyen

Mann's, a utility, eh?

Didn’t we cruel the Gronks’ finals chances last game of the HnA a few years ago

Icing!

Fu*k - a Dog chant in full roar at Suncorp!

Skelton’s game - jury’s out but his constant hit ups softened these k*ntz

Tapa’s gonna retire bigger than George Rose

Good chance now to make Walsh’s other eye socket beautiful!

Tracy - 2nd best buy of the Season!

I’M COMINGGGGGGGGG

9-1 line breaks. I was in nappies last time we had that stat!

I don’t but the Broncos 14th place argument. Their season was on the line and they‘Re at full strength if not close

I cannot believe what I’m seeing. This team is more cohesive, dogged and determined since the Hasler 2012/14 teams

There was a time not so long ago I was afraid to switch on the game.

For all the pain Reynolds put us through b/w 2012-14 this is justice!

With a plan we move mountains!

Xerri-Wilson=FEAR

Fuck me we’re good!

FuuuuuuuuuuckkkK

Preston you’re a god!

This edge game of Ciraldo’s is a f**king treat!

Skeleton’s putting the fear of god down that flank

Difference between Barrett and Cirro is that Ciraldo doesn't need to hang out with the players post-match n be their mate causehe hasn't got any of his own. Hope that kills any forlorn hope he might be at the Eels in '25. Fucking fraud!

WE'RE FUCKING 6TH NOW. I've got nosebleed!

Look at Grub. The Dog in him!

Two years in Newcastle have made Elliott look even more boofhead than he was

The toilet bloke must be regretting leaving us for hillbilly

Grub's at it again!

I'm lovin' my weekends now!

Get your GF odds now. Tomorrow will be too late

CURRAN - Gillespie reincarnate!!

Might as well be broad daylight, 23 degrees and balmy. Our handling has been top class. Can't remember the last time our retention rates were this high

Passengers no more. There is fucking spirit in each and every Dog tonight!

I cannot - repeat - cannot believe these dogs flogged us 12 months ago

King's best chance to score his first try in years tonight

Fuck me we're good

Not that you could decipher their grunts. Hard to talk with half your teeth and straw between the front two.

C-E-M-E-N-T II !!!

Footy's Ozzy Osbourne

Fold you c*n*z

Preston, Curran, Kiraz DOGZ! There's an aura growing left and right flanks

Our For & Againsts are fucking shining!