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Jason Ryles on the phone to Bellamy.

My god, how many tackle have been missed today??

Get May off, Benji you fkn idiot.

Elon had a stroke when he got news of this signing.

I’m not sure that Moses from the Bible could improve this abomination?

Loving Curran starting. Not so much Salmon, though.

It’s making my micropenis slightly bigger.

lol. Russell. who is his mum fucking?

If I were the knights I’d be asking if we’re still in the cooling off period.

Probably an honest mistake. I mean, how would you know if RFM was concussed anyway?

I don’t think that’s “maintaining possession” But I don’t care.

Ok. It’s official. The slimy Cûnts without Moses, are easily the shittest team in the comp.

There’s no chance of that happening. the only reason it’s been suggested is because he wants the ego boost. Like a woman flirting in front of her boyfriend so they fight over her.

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it is cunning. You had everyone convinced your were good.

Arthurs looks like he would LOVE to coach a girls learn to swim class.

double movement

I was wrong... Paul Carige never played this bad!

get Hood-oos-brah back out there, Ricky!

ball on the sideline

Oh! Its too easy!!

Ahhhhhahahahaha! Walsh is having a Paul Carige like game.

fk that was messy.

aaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!

Madge knows.

Starling!!!

Walsh looking at the defence instead of the ball? Scared

hes become a pussy since he was targeted in origin.

Madge thinks hes got these egos in check? Please. The players have responded because they were knocked down a couple of pegs last season, but as soon as the win a few games and the QLD media go back to standing in line for a "Donkey Facial", they'll go right back to being the same egotistical...

I tipped the Donkeys, but fk I’d love to see the Raiders get up here.

Todd Payten clearly has CTE.

Sure Shane, Illias is the problem. definitely has nothing to do with your shitcµnt offspring or his try celebrating dumcµnt boyfriend?

c'mon, you've still got 4 mins to score 4 tries.

this is as bad as last week, now.

Cowboys are shit again.

Dogs 28-12 Curran MOM.

I don’t know what I just watched?

Have a look at the low shot of the field?

The Rorters players are even shocked.

Now pEnnis can see what Cleary is thinking?

Dafuq is wrong with To’o?? He’s got the hands of Brent Naden tonight.

Fkn pEnnis is a punish. I wish his microphone would electrocute him.

Nah, actually it’s a bit of a fkn ripoff. we have our own childcare centre onsite too - the most expensive one I’ve ever seen.

lol. Dafuq??

You get the feeling Penrith can just score, whenever they want.

Flopamoti’s Achilles heel was always his D, mainly because he has the acceleration of a glacier.

There’s one onsite, but only open days. we have a decent kitchen though, so can cook a decent meal.

Panthers looking shit.

Got shitloads on tonight. having dinner while watching the footy, then straight back out. fkn bullshit. Might not even get to watch a movie tonight?!

Na-wan-ga-shit-cûnt-eh

Even god hates Themly.

Nawangawangawanga is shithouse.

Half electric, half petrol?

Never mind. Normal programming has resumed.

Just came in from my night rounds. WTF is going on?? No one is getting a perfect round this week.

The hammer has turned into one of these:

Try started by Millie Elliot’s wife.

Loving this. Top player.

Wilson wasn’t in far enough. he put himself on an island. When facing that shape his job would’ve been to get to the link man (Queen Fucko). He came up halfway and panicked.

It was probably that Eloise Sohier, bitch. :tearsofjoy: (edit: fkn auto correct)

I definitely wouldn’t have. If that was me, and I found out who did it, the cops would’ve had to taze me to stop the attack. im not necessarily proud of it, but I absolutely would’ve lost my cool.

I’ve seen some stupid shit in my time, but this definitely takes the cake. thats 1/4 of their cap… on two players??

Or maybe she lied initially, out of anger and recanted after cooling down?

Probably claiming the water is receding due to an imminent tsunami?

The media are spewing that this has been a fizzer. they had wall to wall coverage, reporters in every town, even the hosts went up there, drooling over the impending death and devastation. this morning they went live to a woman who had a tree fall in her yard. -fkn hyenas.

Shocked those homos threw that pie instead of sticking their cocks in the warm brown gravy.

lol. who writes this nonsense?

I’ve got a hard-on for Mann, so bad. I don’t know how I’ll cope when Curran is back too? I’m gonna need looser fitting shorts.

Fkn douchebags. Sure they can do that from behind.

The bulldogs have a present for you.

I don’t know what you’re talking about?

I didn’t think it was possible to hate Queen Fucko more, but in a Dargons jersey? I definitely hate him more.

Cowboys next 4 games- Sharks Broncos Raiders Penrith 0-5 start coming up.

Belmore parking lot:

Another bin lid fukt.

Well, I definitely got this one wrong. Fkn Cows trial against Storm has deceived me.

Yea, and that same half couldn’t coach my dog to eat food.

Half of the kennel had him replaced by Taffe last week.

:coldsweat::coldsweat::coldsweat::coldsweat::coldsweat:

Imagine him doing that in our ‘04 side? Ogre would’ve broken all his fingers.

I agree. I have no concerns after that game. we looked like a fitter, faster version of last years team. Dargons got some luck and scored off some flukey unstructured shit. we were all over them.

3-Sitili 2-Presto 1-Mann

Same. we’re everywhere.

Does anybody still think DSF needs a few weeks in Reggie’s?

Fkn dawg. already have a crush on him.

Yea, so incapable they just worked over one of the biggest packs in the comp.

Sitili makes my dick move.

Good for my tips, but I still hate the Cûnts.

Intent is a state of mind. How can you see intent?

That’s a bullshit call.

You missed nothing. this has been like watching a Christmas beetle fuck a black jelly bean.

Toupo is getting schooled on the wing.

Roll ball. dickhead.

This is a tough carry. id rather pick at my herpes sores.