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  1. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    My boys love going to Manchester. 3-0 utd 4-0 city :hearteyes:
  2. Haslerhasworms

    Cricket 2024-25 Thread

    Just got home so haven't read the thread. Warner is commentating??!! Fuck my sides. Candy must have gobbied... whoops I mean lobbied hard for that.
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    Should airlines charge people per kg?

    They will explode eventually. Or maybe it's implode. I forget..
  4. Haslerhasworms

    Horse Racing & General Punting Superthread

    How would they lose when 2 roughies got Quinella??
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    Horse Racing & General Punting Superthread

    I said to the Mrs yesterday it's a shit cup field. Knights choice opened $201, started $101 and ran past a few of the faves. Happy enough waller or maher didn't win.
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    Horse Racing & General Punting Superthread

    Bella had never won consecutive races in her career until last weekend. I couldn't take the price after hearing that but happy to see her win. After the Everest run I was just shaking my head for a good few seconds. Absolute champion mare.
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    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Packs 6-2
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    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    You shaw could mount a case for an investigation.
  9. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Another win for the packs!! 5-2 off bottom of conference now. Suck it Texans
  10. Haslerhasworms

    News Diddy

    Oh fuck not another thread about Leo!
  11. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    You beat the giants today and will win against browns next week so they'll be 3-4
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    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Still bottom of our division
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    FREE ADVICE: no holds barred

    This one is more for my son, but I wouldn't mind some closure as well.... Who did indeed let the dogs out? Assuming the Baha men were waaaay too cooked to ask a rhetorical question that is.
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    Howarth no try

    I literally don't know whether to feel sorry for him or just laugh at his "expert commentary"
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    Official Matt Burton selected for Australia

    Wtf does Burton keep being picked in rep sides??! Do your job consistently for your club team first. Deardon will start so will be just like origin sitting on the pine
  16. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Packers squeeze past rams to go 3-2. Would be top of South & West divisions with our record but currently bottom of North. Brutal.
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    Howarth no try

    Howarth didn't get up and celebrate the "try". It was only when the replay showed it got close to the ground that he showed any interest. The fact that cokey johns said it was a try confirms it indeed was not.
  18. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Plonker
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    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    Summed up the life of a spurs fan !! Ange reminds me of 'Arry Redknapp when he was manager. "Oh' Arry, you got lucky with that win but conceding 3 goals isn't great" "They can score 9 if we score 10, I couldn't give a fuck" Hahaha
  20. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    Although super fun to shit on Utd, no praise for my boys winning 3 nil at OT??
  21. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    We got the portly, hairy gree... Sorry, Aussie
  22. Haslerhasworms

    U.S. Politics Discussion 2.0

    Erm, you've got a black beard.... They will try to deport you to Venezuela!! If you do get the contract, can I come with? Can stop in Texas and I can meet Wemby :)
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    Regarding Josh Addo Carr

    The old 'hair of the dog' malarky hasn't worked as planned for me in the past..
  24. Haslerhasworms

    Regarding Josh Addo Carr

    I was waiting for you to say "It's more like 95%"
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    Skelton is useless

    Toilet roll?
  26. Haslerhasworms

    News NSW Earthquake

    Was just Fatrell doing star jumps to prove his fitness to skeletor
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Yep if they don't sell a few soon it's gonna be fun to watch the consequences
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    Latrell Mitchell

    TC was amazing when switched on but inconsistent where as barba was just fkn electric all game. Those long range tries from our in-goal were just ridiculous
  29. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    I think we now have depth just lack the quality of you n city (and pewl too) 2nd year in and we are better than last season squad wise so hoping we at least get 4th & build on that.
  30. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Surely every club protests if city get off
  31. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    In the good old days, spurs came 7th or 8th not 4th or 5th but always ahead of city... Conflicted.
  32. Haslerhasworms

    Official Lipoi Hopoi signs on for 2 more years

    At least they have a sack
  33. Haslerhasworms

    Kyle Flanagan bites Crichton

    Windex isn't booze. And I think they're only in 500ml bottles...
  34. Haslerhasworms

    Kyle Flanagan bites Crichton

    Flanagainagain or Fannygan or my favourite Vile Flanagan jr
  35. Haslerhasworms

    Official AFL Discussion Thread

    Lost their first 5 games and now in the 8!! Also choked big time against Port couple months back and GWS last week so could be in the 4 Hahahahahahaha. The only other loss apart from those was a spanking against the cats a month ago...
  36. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | POST-GAME Rd 23| Bulldogs vs Dragons| 7:35pm Saturday @ Kogarah

    Was filling in at centre from memory but yeah he missed at least that many tackles and the tries kept coming!!!
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Bill's to pay > Bill's toupee
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    Same old story

    Yeah me too man. We flogged kweenlan 36-6 or something and walking from stadium to train - with my Qld supporter GF in her jersey - minding our business these 5 dude's took my hat and scarf and stuck it in their pants saying now it smells like arse etc. NOT ONE other person pulled them up even...
  39. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer UEFA Euro cup 2024 Germany

    Bahahaha. Would honestly be the equivalent of a participation certificate if they lose. Those poms..
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    No Source Corey Horsburgh

    Oh no soft serve dreaming is back. You fail klown kollege?
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    Stuff you collect

    I fkn love the Admiral. My main man and still fav player of all time. Wemby rookie card could be worth a shit load (if they still doing those things) Anyone know what farts in a jar from a semi hot chick is worth? Asking for a friend....
  42. Haslerhasworms

    News Bulldogs sign Tupouniua on four-year deal after Crichton’s $1.65m pay day

    A great servant after 10 games??!! [Frank Briggs] Hold my beer
  43. Haslerhasworms

    News Bulldogs sign Tupouniua on four-year deal after Crichton’s $1.65m pay day

    Has been most of his time there. Did his acl which cost him time and his starting spot
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    News Bulldogs sign Tupouniua on four-year deal after Crichton’s $1.65m pay day

    I absolutely agree. He's been involved in more 1% plays than anyone. Maybe a few on here with seafood allergy...
  45. Haslerhasworms

    News Newcastle Over the Cap

    Best fullback in the game* *Caught in a public shitter with blow
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    Soccer UEFA Euro cup 2024 Germany

    So is lucas neill
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    Soccer UEFA Euro cup 2024 Germany

    Arrivederci Italy
  48. Haslerhasworms

    Rd 16 Roosters 3-2-1

    Kiraz Skelter IBS
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    No Source Corey Horsburgh

    I been wfh all week and still been fkn cold!
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    No Source Corey Horsburgh

    He ain't no ginja ninja like you are all saying. Had a handful of strong games when faiders were going well but has regressed. Yes he's a big body but just a battering ram like napa and tpj and both offloaded more. Injuries and attitude his downside too.
  51. Haslerhasworms

    Australian Swimming Trials

    Does Aus have any trannies trying for the team? Been some controversy with other countries... Mainly murica of course!
  52. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | POST-GAME Rd 14 | Bulldogs vs. Eels | Monday 4pm @ Accor - #HABS#

    Haha most of the comments during the game from you ***** are fkn embarrassing. Slating most of our players and conceding defeat to these eel fuck bags. Have you watched us this season?? Yes, there's tries that we butcher and some poor defensive reads occasionally but have some fucking faith...
  53. Haslerhasworms

    The Formula One Thread

    Plus he has a bigger chin than Cleary
  54. Haslerhasworms

    The Formula One Thread

    Daniel Ricciardo is like the kalyn ponga of F1. Some good performances (8 wins iirc) but ultimately massively overrated & media hyped way too far
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    PNG as the expansion team

    Now, now. Lets not say things we can't take back...
  56. Haslerhasworms

    Are we heading into a five game winning streak?

    Absolutely agree mate. Because of the last 8 or so years, there is no game when I'm banking a win. I can hope or even go as far as almost expect a win, but there's always that past coming back to tap me on the shoulder & advise we still might be rubbish after all haha. When we win a few well...
  57. Haslerhasworms

    Players hated Flanagan, RFM and Nu Brown

    Geez if that's true we had better get rid of all 3. Shame.
  58. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Still down 3-0. Should be up 2-1. Should have closed out game 1 & 3
  59. Haslerhasworms

    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    "Toilet Man's the name, Eating your shit is my game!" Dutch porn superhero for sure
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    Incorrect Play the Ball

    Absolutely. Something I used to watch for but now is more common than actual ptb. Outside backs after a quick ptb rarely touch it with their feet either. Another nrlol anomaly.
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    Bradley Arthur Sacked!

    Get furnsey in there
  62. Haslerhasworms

    Bradley Arthur Sacked!

    I always thought I'd really enjoy this day but I'm nervous now they will become half decent and even get a few wins..
  63. Haslerhasworms

    Which club do you hate the most?

    Ooooh eels closing the gap on wabbits!!
  64. Haslerhasworms

    Which club do you hate the most?

    Like a few others I have a soft spot for warriors but genuinely dislike every other team. Eels still #1
  65. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Jrue non existent also
  66. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | POST-GAME Round 10| POST GAME | Panthers vs Bulldogs

    Dogs paying $5.50 Anyone get on? Should we be more nervous pennies big favs so ref's will help influence result?
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    Official Congrats Jack Bird and Dargons!!

    FFS you had me doubting it was 2024!! Move the arrow haha
  68. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Getting rid of gri Getting rid of Griffin for Doc really backfired for them. Weren't they 30-13 or something at the time? Pretty dick move tbf
  69. Haslerhasworms

    Longevity

    I was also born in a hospital!
  70. Haslerhasworms

    News Sharks player Trindall charged with DUI, awaiting cocaine test results

    Surely that's not how they described him?!
  71. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Klay Thompson 0 pts on 0-10 fg No free throw attempts I remember when he had a massive sook about not being in the top 75 players of all time..... Hahahahahahaha
  72. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Nothing sad about it. Can't believe lakers are still in
  73. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | PRE-GAME Round 7 | Pre game / Game Day | Bulldogs vs Knights

    Because old man hutchy boy dummy's & runs ffs. That's most peoples issue with the kent
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    Do the Dolphins have the easiest schedule of the NRL era?

    Nrlol don't even do the draw. It's some Canadian company, eh. They do all the big professional leagues. Essentially it's purely scheduled for TV and sponsors likings. They couldn't a fuck if a team like the dogs are negatively affected, just as long as the dollar bucks keep a rollin'.
  75. Haslerhasworms

    Race Fixed?

    Pride of jenni usually leads. Won a G1 last start beating Mr brightside who was fav. Just a cracking horse in great form over her preferred distance really.
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    Demetriou's 27 second presser

    Changed it so it does rhyme with grunt..
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    Demetriou's 27 second presser

    Or 30 odd foot of c***
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    News Brittany Higgins enquiry

    Why are you framing your questions like a judge? Or is that the joke? I'm confused.
  79. Haslerhasworms

    If you could pick 1 player from each team in the NRL (A bit of fun)

    I couldn't have an eels player on my team so I'm out
  80. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | GAME DAY Post Game Thread | Bulldogs 16 - 20 Souths

    Why the fuck would anyone watch that shit?!? As if Buzz isn't enough, you have braithy breath hosting the mofo. What's that? You wish Gordie would give his insight too? Ohhhh, ummm, like, ummmm here it is.
  81. Haslerhasworms

    News Why it’s time for Cameron Ciraldo to pull trigger on big Bulldogs’ change

    With no data to back me up I would still confidently say yes. Yes we are.
  82. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | GAME DAY Post Game Thread | Bulldogs 16 - 20 Souths

    Nrlol just confirmed next year the ref is John Sutton.
  83. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | PRE-GAME Round 3 | Bulldogs Vs Titans | Gameday discussion

    That means we keep souffs at the very bottom.... Until next week when we play them into form.
  84. Haslerhasworms

    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Did her dress melt the other dude's nose?
  85. Haslerhasworms

    Official ROUND 1 | Bulldogs vs Eels | Discussion thread 5:30pm @ CommBank Stadium

    Playing for... not sure. Playing with.... Danika.
  86. Haslerhasworms

    Guessing game.

    The last option *sigh* Not enough Burgessessess left at souffs to cause maximum carnage
  87. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    My spurs knock off okc. Main man Wemby got the votes over dolph lungren
  88. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    I'll get in on that
  89. Haslerhasworms

    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    I absolutely hated cricket as a kid, it was on all summer holidays and fkn booooring! I spent a few summers with my mate at Tathra with his nan & pop. She was 78 and the only thing she loved more than her "stories" (soap operas) was cricket. So I'm forced to watch this rubbish at night and I...
  90. Haslerhasworms

    New kennel member

    Haha Utd. Like there's only 1. Newcastle? Sheffield? Leeds? Probably a dozen others... It's like me saying I support team FC
  91. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    You mean the UCL?
  92. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    On paper it's easier but as you said injuries can (& probably will) play their part
  93. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Win, draw, loss. In that order. Have liverpool got city and arsenal to play still?
  94. Haslerhasworms

    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    I'm getting kind of a mixed message here...
  95. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    I can think of a few "tight end" gags for the kent
  96. Haslerhasworms

    James Magnussen will take performance-enhancing supplements to break world record and win $1.5m

    I actually googled this earlier today: Some countries it's 10-20k for a gold medal and roughly 5-10k for bronze n silver. In murica its up to $50k per gold and Brazil n Japan closer to $100k per gold. I assume most countries wouldn't pay the athletes, getting an Olympic medal is the pinnacle so...
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