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  1. Doogie

    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

    Spiderwoman - are u blind?
  2. Doogie

    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

    Spoke to my entourage. For your viewing pleasure.
  3. Doogie

    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    ManU news.
  4. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Rule #1 of modern society. The moment someone says left or right relating to a political decision or view point, they have a head up their own arse issue.
  5. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Nuclear I won't touch because thats political but tidal was tested at Port Kembla. Worked ok - until it flooded. Its very Australian when u think about it...
  6. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Expert on everything - far from. Just can see blind stupidity from a mile off. And love poking the bear - eventually the reactions get so stupid I get a chuckle. China inflicted CVD on us? As a general rule - weapons are designed for the opposition, not yourself. Unless your Okunbor. But he's...
  7. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Good straw man. Indonesia export more coal than Australia. We emit more per capita by a country mile. Libs have been in power for 20 out of the last 30 years and rather than build and stick to a transition plan, they ignored the problem and even fanned it to get more votes. The way its done well...
  8. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Did think that. He's had 20+ goal campaigns so can be clinical. Might luck out and get $200M for Malah. Spend $120M on Nunez and Bowen leaves u $80M find a lot of things - such as see if u can find a Thiago or Fabinho alternative/project.
  9. Doogie

    The one good reason to be excited about Sunday

    Is Adam Elliott filming a Fisting Lesbian Lizards video? Please tell me its the Asmara twins. Those Komodos go off....
  10. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    I know this is crazy but (provided it goes through) Nunez for Mane, I'd consider Diaz as a Firmino replacement, Jota as the new Origi. Salah is tough - you're sort of looking for a skill set. Salah was average before Liverpool. Suspect the Salah replacement is the same. Maybe Raphinha?
  11. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Sell em both. Trade value is now. Or we let them go on a free next year.
  12. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    With roughly 15x times the population. U think its ok we're in the top 10 carbon emitters/person in the world? We burn more carbon per person than the US ffs. And we sell our coal to India. Nice stat. And China? What do u want with China? Half the country is already sold to them (under a...
  13. Doogie

    The one good reason to be excited about Sunday

    The one good thing about Sunday is.... My birthday. And to celebrate I get myself a gift every year. Renew my Fisting Lesbian Lizards subscription. A fantastic day.
  14. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    And thats fair. Will add I know quite a few on the State CVD taskforce and when u mention the Ruby, its like they have sand in the vag. And thats not normal for these people. So whatever the deal is, reckon even some of them think its a bit smelly.
  15. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    I've had some dealings with this guy. You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger snake in Aussie pollies. Cannot talk about details but what u see on camera is fake +++. Hated by his own party but knew he could knife back being such a good talk to camera guy. Seriously, it would be like Scomo's evil...
  16. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Sure. Australia 17.1 tonnes of CO2 per person per year. India 1.9 tonnes of CO2/p/yr. Not having a good day are we?
  17. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    U won't find evidence. Too easy to do it on the quiet with a phone call. Feds have 1st say on boat docking or not. Health are next with letting them off the boat which I'll guarantee Health don't do. Health have procedures and they follow them verbatim. Unless someone further up the food chain...
  18. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Obviously not that busy to keep responding but all cool - I know the Lib rallies have quietened down now. I'll even use more return keys to create the white space u seem to like. Credit? For not getting enough vaccines? Its not a race? For copying NZ all the way through? Ruby Princess? U know...
  19. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Hope we do. Touch sucks and inefficient. Could get $100M for him and I reckon he's worth half that.
  20. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    No biggie. He joins, we happy. If he doesn't and we find Malah replacements - we happy.
  21. Doogie

    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

    I'll need to reach out to Iggy. He's a bit slow - doesn't realise thats not quite a 69....
  22. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    So your argument was that since Labour got in, people smugglers would be 'wringing their hands' (I assume in glee) yet Labour turned around a refugee boat. Ok - brilliant. Not sure if you've got a missus and kids but I bet you belted your pregnant missus when she said "I'm in labour".
  23. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Did someone pay u to be a liberal apologist (coz no idiot would do it for free)? CVD - we're a fckng island mate. We should do well compared to the rest of the world. Vaccines - nah - don't need those then suddenly, oh fck, we need them, better pay Poland overs for their nearly expired stuff...
  24. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    And there's my point. Your pals.... we've been subjected to etc. etc. Its not about us and them. Believe it or not - don't care who is govt as long as they do a good job. Scomo pissed off too many people and was only interested in himself. So he got the boot. Butchered CVD, stinks at...
  25. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    No idea. But looks like there's a TAFE course on how to be a noisy loser. Instead of basing these clowns on their actions in government, you would rather white ant away on the basis of a extinct political ideology. Per previous - they are (were?) both clowns. But I'm happy to judge on outcomes...
  26. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Yes - Dutton will save us all...
  27. Doogie

    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

    Nope - they are part of my horde but do like some of the frisky stuff. They're actually my interior designers. Take that as u will. If you're of a mind - @Rodzilla also had a thing for my lizard porn. Posted my non-dark web stuff to the Covid thread for him - think he liked to take iverrectum...
  28. Doogie

    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

    Best I can do bro. We don't do chick photos - only porn.
  29. Doogie

    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

    So I'll take u back. Pollies doing sexy....
  30. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    I'm good. Coutinho has never had a great gas tank. City had made 3 replacements before Villa scored the 2nd so you could see that he felt they had enough and bringing on a defensive mid to replace an offensive mid was a good idea. My only criticism is, as an ex-player at the highest level and...
  31. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Word. Pep is a good manager but put him in a club where he actually has limits on the $$$'s he can spend and lets see what happens. If he can make that work - then he deserves to be in the same conversation as Klopp. Barca, Bayern and City isn't exactly roughing it. Regardless, better team got...
  32. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Only thing it proves is that City doesn't buy as many duds as United. When I look at this - Klopp has made do with 20% of the resources that Pep has in the last 5 years. In 10 years time, people will remember the trophies Pep has but will also remember he bought his way to them. Reverse them...
  33. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Sure does...
  34. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Oh well - tbf - cannot complain. If we got this it was a miracle all things considered.
  35. Doogie

    Lets Play, "Your No1 Pick-up line..."

    12.0001 inches still counts bro.
  36. Doogie

    Central west bulldogs..

    hear ya - 1st time there for work I stayed at the old nursing home (now a hotel). As I was driving slowly and trying to work out how to find it, the locals were following the car up the street. Told the local work guys were I stayed and they said fckng idiot. U stay at the pub. With security...
  37. Doogie

    Lets Play, "Your No1 Pick-up line..."

    My penis is bigger than @south of heavens. Never fails.
  38. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    Bro - have a spotless record. So wanted to discuss DAPWP....
  39. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    This thread was exciting once. Now its boring. @Hacky McAxe - would I get banned if I started bringing porn tropes into a religious thread? Just asking 8-)
  40. Doogie

    Central west bulldogs..

    There is perfect sense in this. In Dubbo - all the crackheads head to Wellington for their fix. In Belmore - all the crackheads head to Riverwood for their fix. And atm - to think we can win a game u have to be a crackhead. Do Dubbo multiple times a year for work. Its doesn't have too much...
  41. Doogie

    Opinion Is Hargreaves right?

    So Jarryd gets a walk for calling out Slutton for putting him on report. If you haven't seen it - link below. Watch carefully - Fisher Harris looks up to see where Slutton is, sees him close and then makes sure he looks like he's been shot. 8 pt try just to make it perfect. Robinson has a...
  42. Doogie

    Russia vs Ukraine

    Vodka + hardcore vehicles = joyride... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sGFGaqjVIKE
  43. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Bit OTT but saw a vid of some chick walking past some solid street dudes in NY. One of them turned to her and said, hope you have a nice day at work maam. She said what? He repeated it. She said oh, sorry, thought you were beggars asking for cash. She then posted it and claimed she'd been...
  44. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Bro - u got some excellent tropes going on there. China - well should have thought of that before the libs (Kennet) used the education model to teach chinese kids for cash. Victoria even call itself the 'education state'. So now those chinese kids have a very good foot in the door in Australia...
  45. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Think they're all fckd - but it just a question of how fckd. Using the scientifically proven Amy Winehouse Fckd up scale - I believe Scomo is about here: whereas Anal is about here: Time will tell...
  46. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    I'll miss u Scomo. And to celebrate his tenure - one last meme...
  47. Doogie

    Thanks Gents

    Just saying. The @south of heaven eating chicken salt is the really deviant part. His self professed love for atm and tea bagging is sort of normal imv except... Who's ass is he talking about? 8-) Might need a new thread for this or wait for the truth to come out on @ASSASSIN's footydads...
  48. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    I disagree to a point - yeah the burn shit brigade had their say but the boffins didn't do a great job. Climate change became an excuse to nob funding and the issue (and consequences) weren't done at a level of appropriate rigour or communicated well. But that issue of rigour and comms is still...
  49. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    U like many others miss the point (and not a diss on u bro). Its not about whether our carbon reductions prevent CC. Its about us building an economy that can handle whats coming. And at the same time, not making CC worse. Industry contributes more GHG's than all the punters driving gas...
  50. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Best part of the next four years? Watching the channel 9 footage of Scomo leaving Kirribilli. After that - I think its just going to get weird.
  51. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    But she provides comfort. And the dude next to her surely has some good home grown (maybe even the old school Mullum - gone but not forgotten). I'll get the Lizards to keep an eye on you bro while your snoozing....
  52. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    No idea and at first glance - no tax on my cones. Then I checked out the candidates... She provides comfort while stoned. Fck. Can I change my vote?
  53. Doogie

    ISIS in Australia

    Yeah - u know sexual assault in Japan is basically never charged. Weird but cool joint (for other reasons)....
  54. Doogie

    ISIS in Australia

    Well - can tell u the KLL spent 12 months with a japanese girl who spoke fck all English (and me fck all Japanese). The stories are true - beak like a fckng toucan, pretend innocent and up for just about anything. Amazing time - only broke up with her as I beat the shit out of one of her friends...
  55. Doogie

    ISIS in Australia

    Otaku? Not surprised - my son keeps telling me its a valid lifestyle choice.
  56. Doogie

    ISIS in Australia

    And that is possibly more disturbing. 8-)
  57. Doogie

    ISIS in Australia

    I swear I wonder sometimes what u google :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy:
  58. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    @south of heaven's real name is Chuck Ken Salt. Guessing they thought it was a piss take.
  59. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Having just voted quick request to all Kennellers - do not vote for the legalise marijuana party. I don't want to pay tax on my pot. Thanks.
  60. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Dead set I was half cut but by no means rude or anything, the first lady couldn't find my name anywhere so I got walked behind this room ,this chic couldn't find my name and asked me how I got here ,I said I have a booking for 1 girl and guy and don't give a fck, just get them out here so I can...
  61. Doogie

    Separated at birth

    @south of heaven Reckon I'm running out of threads to hijack with the chicken salt joke...
  62. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Okey dokey. Well welcome to the kennel and fck off.
  63. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Wait for it - it'll get better. The NRL will say that as it was awarded a try, there was not enough evidence to overturn it. So they'll send whomever to the Cup and Sutton will cash in his multi.
  64. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    U joined just to say that? Ok....
  65. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    She swallowed for u? Feel ripped off....
  66. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    So the tiggies watch the replay and know they haven't scored. But the bunker rules try. Hey Potts - happy to put $500 in if u want to talk about the bullshit reffing.
  67. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    offside and push in the back. Ref - try.
  68. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Have to laugh. The whole planet knows to kick it to Knockunbor. Tiggies don't do it. Yet we do it. Lol....
  69. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    #Duftyappreciationsociety
  70. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Just want to say - the Lizard Lord knows all.
  71. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Fck acronyms - cones and piss - -RFM....
  72. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Potts HT talk. - Vaughan, Dufty, JMK, Stimson, Thompson, Warrington is nice. Good pubs, relaxed town. - Flanno, Avo, look - no shame in playing for Mounties. They're a good team - Burton, TPJ, RMK - sorry boys, hard to look good when... - Rest of u better up your game or you'll be joining Flanno...
  73. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    worked out what our problem is - we don't throw enough forward passes.
  74. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    There is a positive boys. Was going to buy tix and go to the game but decided not to. Winner....
  75. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    If u ever need a great example of why Dufty is shit - your FB helps the D gets the #'s right from behind. Unless he's at marker for no apparent reason. FFS
  76. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Didn't play the ball properly - and its a try. U call that every day of the week unless its against the dogs. Fcked....
  77. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    Wearing my cck ring in remembrance of Trent. But not my ball cage - thats for the new coach.
  78. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    U have to believe bro. Who would have thought that after spending the GDP of about 3 countries City could win the league. But fck all else. Miracles happen 8-)
  79. Doogie

    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    u heard this? if Villa beat city 6-0 and we draw 5-5. Its all perfectly equal. Would that be a playoff game?
  80. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    sorry bro - typing as u posted.
  81. Doogie

    Official Round 11 - Bulldogs v Tigers

    So - what are the objectives tonight? imv... - 80 min effort - RFM showing some of what he had a few years ago - play some footy, rather than the crap that Baz called footy - Naden having a dental appointment tomorrow (or Sunday if it takes that long to wake up) Am I missing anything?
  82. Doogie

    Russia vs Ukraine

    From a purely military perspective - have the view that that the Azov's that surrender in Mariopul should be interred somewhere in Eastern Russia, treated per prisoner of war norms quietly with Red Cross access but no footage. Out of sight and out of mind and evidence they are well treated. The...
  83. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Agree. I'd vote for a weirdo that molests kids on soccer fields over these 2 idiots.
  84. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    Because your condom failed....
  85. Doogie

    Upcoming Australian election thread.

    Shouldn't this be in the 'religious thread'....
  86. Doogie

    News Gus goes in-depth on coaching saga: Six Tackles with Gus

    Really - Jungle Juice? Well, no more recreational drugs I suppose - ASADA will be in the boys back pocket daily. Did we have coaching staff? Well thats fckng news. Ok - was really hoping for something left field but a drug lord experienced coach doesn't hurt... Thanks bro.
  87. Doogie

    News Gus goes in-depth on coaching saga: Six Tackles with Gus

    Hey bro - been out of town at butt fck nowhere for the last 2 days - just got back. Only thing I know is apparently we're fielding the ciggie seller from Belmore Station on the weekend but fck all else. You got a rundown for me?
  88. Doogie

    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    I don't know - have to ask @south of heaven - said something once about chicken salt injections.....
  89. Doogie

    Opinion Interim Coach

    Fck - even Yoda is a doggies fan.
  90. Doogie

    Opinion Interim Coach

    I'm in on this. Put my reasons in the the 'no more rookie coaches' thread. I like that they have their own thing and its completely diff to what everyone does in the NRL. And after missing the Warriors job in 2021 - went back to normal life. See no down side in this.
  91. Doogie

    no more rookie coaches.

    Ok - and maybe a banana bender or 2 can add something to this but would you consider the Walker Brothers? They were up for the Warriors job in 2021 but missed out - mainly as I think the CE's thought its 2 big a risk. You want to get to the front, you create your own style and this is...
  92. Doogie

    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    U lying shit. I pounded her and her sister. For 3 cones and a prostrate rub. And u said you'd keep it quiet if I didn't mention your wank poster on the wall... Still cannot see how u think she gives a great blowie....
  93. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    U didn't answer my question and I don't understand yours. I'm patient.
  94. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    If they won and maintained power for 100's of years, history rewrites itself. Acts like that become the norm. People living in that time would not see anything wrong with it. Would that prove the presence of god then? Or do u think that it could never happen because of God?
  95. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    Whomever has the biggest guns. Next.
  96. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    That was wrong. Because an article of warfare the British adhered to suggested fair treatment of prisoners. And our world view leverages off the British. But as the Nazis didn't think it was wrong, this shows there are no objective morals. Plus I believe the christian churches in Germany at...
  97. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    Nice try. I'll bite. Which part of what the Nazi's did was wrong? They did a lot of things.
  98. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    What a stupid argument on a range of levels. 1) what we call objective morals is a legacy from the creation of collaboration as society developed. Sort of hard to ask your neighbour for a fave when you raped their wife and ate the kids. 2) OM is by definition universal. U provided a number of...
  99. Doogie

    Religious Discussion Thread

    But if I subjectively ensure my objectives by objectively ruling my subjects - am I god (already a Lizard Lord but a promo would be cool). U guys have some good smoke. Any chance u can hit me up?
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