Saw Alice last night. T'was a pleasant evening of the dark arts and the macabre.
Oh and pretty colourful balloons too.
This mic'd up business is fukking rivetting stuff :/
Agreed. I really can't see what others are seeing in him?
Lol fukk those parra poofs. Hahahahahaha
I wonder if those warriors jerseys got washed? Lol What a fukk up that was...
Yeah he sees all kinds of stars when he gets knocked out in tackles.
Of course it's money they're after. They won't have sex with me otherwise.
Wait, we're talking about hookers right?
When you order a burger at a pub and it turns out to be one of those sliders coz they wanna be fancy n shit.
What is this poofery?
Yeah I'm sceptical but I'm still gonna see it. Every man and his dog are blowing 7 shades of jizz over it.
Lol expecting too much? How on God's Earth did you come up with that assumption? All I said was he has the skill set and that i was excited to see...
No not at all. That would be just foolish. I'll gauge "holding his own" based on game management whilst under pressure, his decision making when...
Scott Ian is the new Dave Grohl.
I don't think he's displayed that he can hold his own at NRL level at all. But he does have the right attitude and skill set to succeed, so time...
As a fan, it's probably not the most memorable of tracks but it's still got substance. I dare say the new album will have quite a few gems in...
I'm really excited to see what this kid can do. Could end up being dog shit in firsts for all we know, but if he does come good then I truly hope...
I hate rival fans moreso than the clubs themselves. If only I was 6ft tall and built like a brick shithouse, I'd have given a few of them a nice...
Hi guys. I'm already here. What time are you guys rocking up?
Putting players through defensive holes? What is this witchery you speak of?
Ok, now you've set me off....
The power of cropping.
I'll just leave this here...
Not my proudest moment..... but I'll take the compliment.
Apparently he's done this before.
This would be his turd time.
If they're so against eating living things, then why eat fruits and vegetables? For they too feel pain when barbarously ripped from the stem. And...
If you hadn't included the source, I would've sworn this was written by Alan Watts.
It was a great show, as expected. But Wormrot blew me away. Put it on your "to see" list.
Has a nice ring to it.
Root sluts and hookers. It's a lot cheaper than marriage and better for your mental health lol :p
So far 2020 has been fukked for the most part.
It started off Jan 7th (Orthodox Christmas) we decided to have it at our place. 20 of our closes...
Foran must be cheering.
Hey guys. Just got off the phone from a club official high up and going by the details he mentioned it seems things will get sorted out this week....
O bitch u hairy this Friday night. Anyone else going?
Nearly as funny as moist. Mmmmmmmoisssssst!
Although I'm led to believe that the 2 are somehow connected? I just can't put my finger on it....
Ahhh... good old exaggeration lol.
Stop having a cry mate. No one's stopping you from having an opinion.
Dude, Klemmer makes more effective tackles than Napa. Not only that, but he averages a lot more post contact and run metres. It's clear to see...
I'd like to know their means of transportation when attending these rallies?
WEAR - Girdle
DRINK - Gatorade
PLACE - Guam
FOOD - Grapes
ANIMAL - Giraffe
GIRL’S NAME - Gale
BOY’S NAME - George
PROFESSION - Gynaecologist (as...
I've dabbled. Played drums at school and garage with mates. Was in a local metal band in my early 20s where I did vocals... Played a couple of...
Do you walk around with one of these to check said viscosity?
Most of the British humour is lost on these sepos anyway.
eKennel: fukk off cunt, I'm reporting your shitty post
Real Kennel: heeeeey bro so cool to finally meet you ay.
Reynolds? Ball? Passed?
Sweaty blue balls? Now that's uncomfortable.
Maybe they can't afford it?
WTF is this thread really about anyway?
Lol comedy gold...
Good onya mate. I'm so happy for you.
You're right when you say you have nothing to lose. There's physically nothing stopping me from doing it,...
Funny you should mention this. Ive been at the same place for 13 years and lately I've been seriously thinking about doing just that. But man it's...
I was on that fleuxetine stuff everyday at one stage and mate i had no sex drive whatsoever, wasnt even interested in doing the 3 knuckle shuffle...
Yeah nah... it's not that bad.
1) Thanks for twisting my words, that's so nice of you. I actually said revelation, not revolutionary. And in the true meaning of the word I...
I'm not gonna repeat myself ffs.
But I'm not even talking about what he has or hasn't done at Penrith. I'm only concerned what he does at our club and so far he has been a...
So you agree he's an aggressive ball runner, something we haven't had at fullback for a long time? And the fact he lifted the team morally, which...
DWZ has been a revelation for our team at 1. Keep him there, regardless if Meaney or Okunbor are in the side or not.
Being Christmas themed i initially presumed it was gonna be family friendly, but luckily they didnt hold back on the dark and disturbing parts....
Damn right I'm going to be critical. Every single half or 5/8 that's won a premiership in the last decade at least, isn't a known defensive...
How many unborn chicks did you kill just so you can walk on those eggshells?
Lol this should be good.
Agreed. As mentioned in another post, if anyone is a walk up out of the 3 it's Cogger.
Just watched A Christmas Carol on Foxtel and loved every second of it.
Anyone else seen it yet?
How did you find the strength to type this post up?
Halves are not bought/brought up purely for their defensive efforts. He's got enough capable players inside him to plug the holes. He needs more...
I think I'm the only one still not sold on Okunbor? I'm far more excited about Smith and Harper at this stage.
If anyone's a walk up halves starter it's Cogger imo. But then again we seem to win more games with Lewis for some reason, so wtf do I know? lol
Probs my fave saying....
We're not here to fukk spiders.
This also happens in the workplace. You really have to stand and applaud at their superb performances.
Speaking of wrist watches, my ex missus once worked for Rolex.
She used to give me free wristies all the time.
Yeah you're right.
Shut down the forum guys. Been nice knowing you all.
If number 20 happens, are we going to beg old mate to come back? Lol
I pay for internet which as a result allows me to watch pornhub. So technically pornhub should be included in this thread.
Nah if you post jokes that are even remotely about old mate Hitler or his fun shenanigans, be sure to find yourself banned for a month.
Who knew fairy penguins could be so brutal lol.
Good luck with the book btw.
Contender for meme of the year.
Fukken amateurs. :p
"Stand by for Exciter"
Sorry I couldn't help myself.
Yeah, a participation award and a smiley stamp.
I'm not doubting his defence. However you don't buy a halfback based on his defence alone.
Yeah its a weird one. Its on record we do better with him on the field and yet he hasnt done anything spectacular.
I do believe Cogger will have...
How can we be praising him before he's even played an NRL game for us?
Nah, nowhere near it.
Meh, turn the lights off and they can be whatever you want them to be :p
Fanny Fingered Donkey Punch can get fukked.
It reminds me of playing Street Fighter as a kid when it first came out, down at my local corner shop in Punchbowl. Then I'd buy my old man a...
I can see myself listening to the whole thing lol
Don't ever fukken apologise dude.
Give Beyond Blue a call to at least get things off your chest. These guys are helpful and the best part I found...
Yeah listening to a bunch of young hektiks talk in front of a camera will surely bring some sense and intelligence to the table. :unamused:
And Paul Stanley into a nursing home.
To be fair, I don't believe Foran was an under performer, he's just broken now and hardly on the field enough to even build to anything.
L7 coming here now as well.
With all these bands doing more tours over here, I wonder if it's a by-product of the illegal downloading and...
Do it for the mumble pants lol
Yeah it's a cunt of a thing isn't it? Some days it just comes out of the blue. Just yesterday I started the day on a good vibe and then half way...
I was lucky enough that the timetable worked in my favour and got to see about 80% of who i wanted to see. Mind you some I had already seen before.
He signed yesterday.
It'll be announced tomorrow.
Man I cant remember the last time we had a good run of bands come our way? Come to think of it, I don't think it's ever been this good.
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