The Kennel Movie

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*sound of stomping and clapping*

I am stamping my feet and applauding.
I was hooked from page 1 and couldn't stop reading.
That's some funny sh!t....ppl...!!!

Kurry....you kill me...you really crack me up sometimes.
I'm still lol-ing at your "I put the knee in Kennel" line...way back on page 2 :D
 

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C-Man aka. The Kennel Movie

Ok so far we have:

Mr C- Don of the Drug dealing scheme
That's Nikki's Team- Wife of the Don, might seems like a trophy but don't be fooled, she has Charisma and smarts that help make the Drug Dealing scheme the success
Mac- Mr C's limo driver but really the Drug Busting team insider
Stevie J- His right hand man with his lethal headbutt with his massive head
1/2- Stevie J's Biatch
TDoggBulldog aka.Tahl- Tactician of the DDS. Smart but also flirtatious, her attitude with Stevie J has lead them through good and bad times. At times she can be as valuable as the football to the Doggies on their day, but when she hits the grog thats when it makes a terrible turn for the worse. Her and Stevie have done battle a few times - and it is only through the counciling of Ozzy that has lead them to settle there differneces. Mr C has also placed a bounty upon both there heads if they ever do fight again.
US- Drug Runner for Mr C
Christabella- The Knowledge Trust of the Drug Dealing scheme, the mind behind the team

Abz One of the many apprentices for the DDS, however as much as he tries, he fails to make any impact on the team and really is seen as more of a nuisence to both sides, and target practice for Blaqi and the DBT
Dimitra Abz love interest, another apprentice but not very smart, she tries to make it seem like she is by answering every run and trying to get US to give her jobs, however she constantly frays the nerves of the true tacticians of the DDS, Christa and Tahl
Mattt Probably the most likely of the apprentices to make it to the real DDS, however his constant annoying of the DDS means he keeps getting cut off at the last hurdle.


Kimmy- Guard of the Drug Busting Team, however allegiances are frayed when she falls in love with a Drug Dealing member.
Ozman- The Guru of the Drug ways, get to be friends with him and he will tell you all you want or need to know
~doggie~diva~ aka. Tina- The Assassin of all, if you give her what she desires, she will work for you, otherwise, you better be on guard as she can be deadly.
DJAlmo- Drug Dealer who gets busted by the team and then works undercover for the DBT, however his motives of who he is really working for are never known.
Mystery Girl- Has abit of a hidden agenda. After appearing to fall out with the diabolical Mr C, she went on a journey of her own - whilst attempting to escape the cluthces of Mr Cs henchmen. The information she had was very valuable to Blaqdogs infiltration. Since gone MIA, rumoured to be infiltrating the rival Stray Dogs Drug Association.
Kenny- Drug Busting Team Gadget Guru or so it seems, however he is really an insider for the Drug Dealing Scheme, who is ready to tell all about the watch he got from Titanium Doggie.'
Krissy- Kenny's number one bimbo secretary. She is impartial to both sets of parties, however after Kenny is killed by Blaqi, she turns to the DDS, and vows revenge against all who destroyed her secret love... especially mastermind of the plan, one Mitch from the DBT.


Blaqi- Head of the Drug Busting Team
Dalger- Rami's Guardian Angel, is always there to save the day
Hansta- His right hand man number 1
Cantona- Right hand man number 2: Stevies only real match in a kung fu style battle. THAT KICK from that foot
Sarah- Blaqi love interest number 1
Kurry- Blaqi love interest number 2
Titanium Doggie- Blaqi's commander in charge
Alex aka. Dogzrule- The Primary Tactician of the drug busting team, formally worked for Mr C.
Mitch- The 2nd Tactician of the Drug busting team
KE- Team Clown according to the public, but in real life the strongest guard of the Drug Busting Team
MP4- Wedding Singer and all round funny guy, but he is really another undercover tactician with his knowledge.
Fuk! you put alot of thought into this 1! Is there a part for me or what?
 

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Joey, you were in your prime in this thread. I read over most of it last night.
 

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ROFL@ how much this thread the making of this film has advanced since i last checked up on it last night.

Tbh theres too much whinging going on lol!

Kurry, be grateful for your role - EVERY girl who watches this film will envy you once they see you pashing me in the rain on a stormy night - how cud u not be content with that ;) And every guy will be wishing they were me kissing you :cool: - your role has earnt you the name Kurry Bunyy :p

And wots with Jess's role?? I already made her a role at the start of this thread!! Shes supposed to be the sexy domintarix vixen who seduces every man, then kills them as she sleeps with them - like that Cynthia chic in James Bonds' Golden Eye.. she kills that old man who sleeps with her as he roots her. Only when Jess tries to kill me as we get it on - Sarah pie comes to the rescue and they have their catfight in the bedroom, smash through the window and roll onto the mud outside. Rami watches this all in delight with his ayr on a stag :p
Ok all im gonna say about my above post is WTF?! What was i thinking lol...

This thread went off in its time hehe.. :o :o
 

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bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha rami!!!

Every guy would want to be kissing me? *vomits*

Even when i read over some of my old old posts i go "wtf what a weirdo!"
Good we got off the crack
 

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bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha rami!!!

Every guy would want to be kissing me? *vomits*

Even when i read over some of my old old posts i go "wtf what a weirdo!"
Good we got off the crack
I know ay.. I was such an attention whore its bad :o
 

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lol one giant porno rolled into 1
 

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I don't think sheep like having you watch them go at it soliola
 
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