Why do ladies...

[-Kurry-]

can i refer to it as your pun from now on?

hmmmm........



yea, sure

 

[Leesee]

hahaha kurry. yes you can stash lots down your bra...ipod, phone, money, purse, anything you need really. just not all at once lol

 

[.PARANoIR.]

pffft, that's easy. my party trick is sticking a beer in my cleavage and still managing to drink it without a straw. now that's strange but true lol

ahahaha. thats brilliant. i wanna see it.

 

[Leesee]

it's taken a lot of practice (it all came about while on the piss with my uncle one night lol). my tits are often the subject of conversation, and so while exceptionally drunk, i decided to stick the stubbie between my cleavage, bend back and see if it worked.
it did...however it needed a lot of fine tuning lol.

 

[.PARANoIR.]

I'd really hate to see what would happen if you spilt the beer on your tits...

Id like to know why you did it when you were getting drunk with your uncle...of all people?

 

[Mr Miyagi]

it's taken a lot of practice (it all came about while on the piss with my uncle one night lol). my tits are often the subject of conversation, and so while exceptionally drunk, i decided to stick the stubbie between my cleavage, bend back and see if it worked.
it did...however it needed a lot of fine tuning lol.

You should post a pic of your cleavage so us kennelers can discuss them

 

[.PARANoIR.]

You should post a pic of your cleavage so us kennelers can discuss them

Smooth. Real smooth. :sleep:

 

[stiffystephy]

Smooth. Real smooth. :sleep:

rofl...frigg oath he is...lol


day-to-day i only really wear mascara and lip gloss

when i go out-out though i will usually do the foundation, blush, illuminater, mascara, bit of eye make-up and lippy, dont like to pack it on tho, if it looks even a lil too heavy i wipe it off, otherwise you just look like trash

 

[.PARANoIR.]

rofl...frigg oath he is...lol

I wrote it in my little black book for next time I try to pick up a chick.

 

[Mighty "O"]

Geez someone had to gloat

or its actually a lighter makeup so it doesn't clog up my face
geez someone had to add a totally uneccesary smart ass comment

 

[Mighty "O"]

dude, its not like i do it everyday I only usually put makeup on if im going out somewhere (no not the mall or anything like that) or to a wedding or doing something formal.

I know girls that wear makeup every single day and I dont really see the point, Im not sure if low self esteem is exactly the reason.

Or pride in appearance maybe?

 

[Leesee]

I'd really hate to see what would happen if you spilt the beer on your tits...

Id like to know why you did it when you were getting drunk with your uncle...of all people?

oh there were heaps of other people there....i was pissed and owuld've most likely done it in front of my father lol

 

[Tarsh]

I lived with my aunt & uncle for a couple of months so i regularly had quite a few glasses of wine with my aunt

 

[MikeyP..]

Renis bro you horny k*nt lmao.....but good point u wrote

 

[.PARANoIR.]

oh there were heaps of other people there....i was pissed and owuld've most likely done it in front of my father lol

lol, and that makes it so much better

 

[Leesee]

ffs who cares. i know i sure as hell don't lol

 

[.PARANoIR.]

i do, i missed out

 

[Leesee]

my tits arent that great. i actually don't like them all that much. i mean, size, kinda. i just wish they sat differently...and were bigger lol.
god i should just stop lol

 

[.PARANoIR.]

No, please, do continue.

 

[Leesee]

what else is there to tell really....