We may never know the full story but I suspect his cck played a much bigger part in all those incidents.Yep - pure accident his cck flew out of this pants at MM, Lichaa's missus tripped and coincidently got her tongue caught in his mouth and it got caught in his teeth and he accidently got his cck caught in his zipper and whats her name just happened to hear his cries of anguish and ran in to help out.
Damn unlucky guy.