The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

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I had a guy cut my off without indicating. I honked. He pulled up alongside me at the lights and said, "what's your problem, Dickhead?"

I said, "I was just testing my horn to see if it works. You may want to test your indicators 'cause they don't seem to work at all"
 

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Whilst celebrating the Dogs victory on Monday evening, I met an older woman at the bar.
She looked in great shape for 60-ish.
After a couple of drinks and a chat she asked me if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman’s Double'?
'What's that?' I asked.
'A mother and daughter threesome' she replied.
I was taken back with her candour, but thought maybe she had an equally hot and adventurous daughter.
'No, I haven't actually' I replied to her.
'Well then, tonight is your lucky night' she said and invited me back to her place.
As we walked in, she shouted up the stairs
‘Mum, are you still awake?’ :fearscream:.
 
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