Coronavirus.

[south of heaven]

Fkn lol!

Come for our train station, stay for our methadone clinics...

Yes Blacktown has world famous scare rooms ( a sex offender will drag you into a public toilet a finger your bottom )

 

[Roll the Bones]

Yes Blacktown has world famous scare rooms ( a sex offender will drag you into a public toilet a finger your bottom )

ah fuck, I thought that was the loos at rooty hill rsl.

 

[south of heaven]

Over 250 health care workers coronavirus in Pakistan

 

[Scoooby]

5 new cases, 1 more death. Still single figures, not bad..!!

 

[The DoggFather]

ah fuck, I thought that was the loos at rooty hill rsl.

Hey! That's the jewel of the bogan crown of the west

 

[Papa Emeritus]

Fuck I hope we can go back to normal soon, this shit sucks anus. I think we should be able to as long as we keep the borders shut, not being able to travel will suck but it is a price I am willing to pay to get back to normal.

 

[Heckler]

Lol. Only 16 cases and no deaths.

Nah scares me I went there as a kid seen a fijian walking down the beach with a machette ,I have nightmares a fijian wakes me up by screaming bula then hacks me to pieces and rapes my corpse

 

[Memberberries]

Just remember to over excessively wash your hands, use lots of sanitizer.
Don't give your immune system the slightest chance to gain immunity.
(Turn your immune system into a weak AF system like that of a teen mother with her first born)

Most important thing to remember is all of your hard earned physical cash is badly infected with China virus.

So be sure to please your elitist puppet masters by sticking to card purchases.


Please standby for your government is very proud of how easily you believe and obey without question.

 

[Wahesh]

Coogee was packed today. Bronte wasn't far behind with the surfers and "body surfers"

I know... they’re not getting the message.

 

[south of heaven]

Hong Kong reported zero cases as of Monday they will continue restrictions for another 2 incubation periods 28 days to see where they are at.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

New outbreak in China. They're saying that someone brought it in from New York.

 

[CaptainJackson]

New outbreak in China. They're saying that someone brought it in from New York.

Clearly a terrorist attack. China should sue the US for terrorism and compensation

 

[Heckler]

Lol

New outbreak in China. They're saying that someone brought it in from New York.

 

[Flanagun]

New outbreak in China. They're saying that someone brought it in from New York.

it must have been those wall street stockbrokers earring their investors alive.

 

[Kaz]

New outbreak in China. They're saying that someone brought it in from New York.

Will Trump call it the American Virus.

 

[Blue_boost]

I may have discovered the true origin of corona virus.

My study leads me to one place. That shop "CEX entertainment exchange" place where people sell old video games/movies and stolen mobile phones

Imagine all the fat c$&TS sitting there nude playing video games, scratching their nuts, pat their dog, then touch the game disc. The same game disc traded in and bought by another fat c$&t who again sits there nude scratching his nuts, pats his dog, then touches the game disc and again trades it in. All that disease from 5-6 fat cu**s mixed up like a stew on the same game disc morphing into what we know as corona virus.

I walked into a CEX entertainment exchange just to be sure and yep it smelt like a musty old Vegas motel, you know tens of thousands have f**ked on that bed / on those discs

You can't sanitise that place, face masks will melt in there. I think I walked out with ringworm as I brushed my leg on the shelf, the guy working there probably has gangrene.

 

[Mr 95%]

I may have discovered the true origin of corona virus.

My study leads me to one place. That shop "CEX entertainment exchange" place where people sell old video games/movies and stolen mobile phones

Imagine all the fat c$&TS sitting there nude playing video games, scratching their nuts, pat their dog, then touch the game disc. The same game disc traded in and bought by another fat c$&t who again sits there nude scratching his nuts, pats his dog, then touches the game disc and again trades it in. All that disease from 5-6 fat cu**s mixed up like a stew on the same game disc morphing into what we know as corona virus.

I walked into a CEX entertainment exchange just to be sure and yep it smelt like a musty old Vegas motel, you know tens of thousands have f**ked on that bed / on those discs

You can't sanitise that place, face masks will melt in there. I think I walked out with ringworm as I brushed my leg on the shelf, the guy working there probably has gangrene.

Genius..you should be advising Trump..already you are doing better than his current ones..

 

[Roll the Bones]

There now seems to be a pretty decent chance we'll see something like this at an upcoming orange buffoon presser.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

There has been reports of blood clotting problems caused by Covid-19. Now they're finding that many young people are having strokes (not the good kind) due to the virus.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/04/24/strokes-coronavirus-young-patients/

This also means that many deaths could be caused by Coronavirus induced blood clotting and attributed to stroke, aneurysm, or heart disease.

From the article:

The patient’s chart appeared unremarkable at first glance. He took no medications and had no history of chronic conditions. He had been feeling fine, hanging out at home during the lockdown like the rest of the country, when suddenly, he had trouble talking and moving the right side of his body. Imaging showed a large blockage on the left side of his head.

Oxley gasped when he got to the patient’s age and covid-19 status: 44, positive.

The man was among several recent stroke patients in their 30s to 40s who were all infected with the coronavirus. The median age for that type of severe stroke is 74.

As Oxley, an interventional neurologist, began the procedure to remove the clot, he observed something he had never seen before. On the monitors, the brain typically shows up as a tangle of black squiggles — “like a can of spaghetti,” he said — that provide a map of blood vessels. A clot shows up as a blank spot. As he used a needlelike device to pull out the clot, he saw new clots forming in real-time around it.

“This is crazy,” he remembers telling his boss.

 

[EXPLORER]

Lol
Wh

Will Trump call it the American Virus.

Lol,
Trump calling Corona the China Virus was obviously a deliberate troll on snowflakes who are easily triggered.

Kinda immature. But very funny and effective.

Seems many took the bait.