DOOM BREAK: Quarantine Fun Thread

Blue_boost

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"Making his way to the ring, the Kennels favorite thread maker and toilet paper hoarder extraordinaire @Blue_boost"

Watch out for his finishing moves called "The Renters Elbow" and the "Camry Crusher"
Also the renters roundhouse, "pay your rent" I'd scream as they cop a foot across the face.

I also like to imprint my expensive watch on their nose with a backfist. I'd call it the cigarette tag
 

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I've got this gorgeous friend that works as a pharmacist. She started dating a guy that's ugly as a hatfull of assholes. She was pretty excited about it all until she took him home.

Apparently they met when he asked her where to find the XXXL condoms at her pharmacy. She's pretty disappointed that he's actually got a stuttering problem.
 

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"Making his way to the ring, the Kennels favorite thread maker and toilet paper hoarder extraordinaire @Blue_boost"

Watch out for his finishing moves called "The Renters Elbow" and the "Camry Crusher"
Brilliant..One of your best MD..renters elbow...bahahaha!!
 
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