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Cook

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I’m actually enjoying the order around the place. Especially in the supermarkets, everyone giving each other space.
 

Rodzilla

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also I can finally use the home alone "leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here" line to the pizza man

ive always wanted to do that
 

Howard Moon

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KEEP THE CHANGE, YA FILTHY ANIMAL
 

Bob dog

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At least Australia has the billions to float us and getting some super out could be an option.
 

Flanagun

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I’m pretty happy I don’t have to shake hands with people any more.
 

Alan79

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How do you put money in it, without it punching the fuck out of you?
It's all about preparing well. Take it on a date first, ensure you give him flowers and plenty of wine. Only then should you try insertion of money or anything into one of them.
 

Dognacious

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I have about 8.
But I have a hand and running water, so I’ll be ok.
Only 8? So u are trailer trash. I'm glad I have someone to look down to
 

Nasheed

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Nasheed here,
Less immigrants!

less walking around the corner hearing an Imam talking to a clan with worlds like hijab and infidels thrown in every few words, but all go quiet when they see you.

less pungent cumin aroma when you drive through Harris Park.

less 'missing' posters of family pets on billboards around Hurstville and Eastwood!

JB HI FI staff feel relieved at less smash and grabs throughout their stores by African gangs.

Australia returns to their rightful owners- the whites and Lebanese.


Ps. Mods don't ban me, this is just a joke! If too much delete this post but don't delete me.
 
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