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I guess I’m already going a bit stir crazy from self isolation ..... the good thing about it is it has given me time to think. I’ve thought of a bunch of practical and useful safety measures for people who can’t avoid going out to help minimise risk. Have emailed the WHO with my suggestions. So far no response.

Coronavirus safety tips

1. Drink a glass of warm candle wax before bed each night to prevent the virus from taking hold in the throat.

2. Gargle dishwashing liquid three times a day.

3. Wipe down hand rails with a damp cloth before licking them.

4. Wear a t shirt that says Anti Vaxxer and proud to ensure people keep a safe distance.

5. Wrap nose and mouth with at least four layers of three ply toilet paper, forming a makeshift facial mask.

6. Wrap entire head with cling wrap if you have a tendency to touch your face.

7. Remove any facial mask and use teeth to operate petrol pumps in order to avoid getting dangerous germs on your hands.

Stay safe!
 

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I guess I’m already going a bit stir crazy from self isolation ..... the good thing about it is it has given me time to think. I’ve thought of a bunch of practical and useful safety measures for people who can’t avoid going out to help minimise risk. Have emailed the WHO with my suggestions. So far no response.

Coronavirus safety tips

1. Drink a glass of warm candle wax before bed each night to prevent the virus from taking hold in the throat.

2. Gargle dishwashing liquid three times a day.

3. Wipe down hand rails with a damp cloth before licking them.

4. Wear a t shirt that says Anti Vaxxer and proud to ensure people keep a safe distance.

5. Wrap nose and mouth with at least four layers of three ply toilet paper, forming a makeshift facial mask.

6. Wrap entire head with cling wrap if you have a tendency to touch your face.

7. Remove any facial mask and use teeth to operate petrol pumps in order to avoid getting dangerous germs on your hands.

Stay safe!
Bad boy Bubby ( referencing number 6)
 

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In third world news... @south of heaven , you will love this...

Vietjet will pay passengers $14k if they catch coronavirus on flights
The Vietnamese airline notorious for flights featuring scantily-clad “cabin crew” has announced an unusual insurance policy as it continues flying through the coronavirus crisis.


news.com.auMARCH 25, 20206:57PM

Vietnamese airline Vietjet will pay customers up to $14,000 if they catch coronavirus while flying with them.

The carrier, which is been at the centre of controversy in the past for stunts involving bikini-clad models, announced the payout as part of its new “Sky Covid Care” insurance scheme.


Vietjet is offering to pay passengers if they catch coronavirus while flying with them.Source:Supplied


Vietjet has previously found infamy with its stunts involving scantily clad women on board. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

The policy covers domestic flights in Vietnam between now and June 30 and applies to all eligible customers free of charge, regardless of nationality.

However, Australians won't be eligible as they can't fly in Vietnam because of the Australian government’s new overseas travel ban that comes into effect today.

Under the policy, if a passenger contracts coronavirus on a Vietjet flight, they will be eligible for up to 200 million Vietnamese dong, or $14,112.


Vietjet is still flying domestically during the coronavirus crisis.Source:News Corp Australia

"With the insurance, passengers are eligible for insurance coverage and benefits from Vietjet within 30 days starting at 00.01 of the flight date, regardless of how passengers are infected with the disease," the airline said.

Vietjet said it's allocated “tens of billion dong” to cover the scheme, which intends to “bring passengers assurance”, the Independent reports.

Passengers who have already tested positive to the virus and those who fail to follow safety regulations, such as self-isolation or travel bans, won't be eligible. Neither will those passengers with epilepsy and mental illness, the airline said.


The airline is no stranger to controversy.Source:Supplied


It’s been criticised for stunts in the past.Source:Supplied

In 2018 Vietjet came under fire for parading scantily dressed models on a flight packed with Vietnam’s under-23 football squad returning from playing in the Asian Football Confederation in China.

Social media in the communist nation erupted after photos of the event were posted online, including a snap of an awkward-looking man being embraced by a woman in a low-cut top and red underwear, with his seat mate giggling.


The models were hired to entertain Vietnam’s national football team. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied


The airline came under fire for the stunt. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

It wasn't the first time the airline was criticised for raunchy stunts — in 2012 Vietjet was fined 20 million dong ($1411) when it hosted a mid-flight dance by bikini-clad women.

Vietnam has 134 confirmed cases of coronavirus as of Wednesday morning.
 

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In third world news... @south of heaven , you will love this...

Vietjet will pay passengers $14k if they catch coronavirus on flights
The Vietnamese airline notorious for flights featuring scantily-clad “cabin crew” has announced an unusual insurance policy as it continues flying through the coronavirus crisis.


news.com.auMARCH 25, 20206:57PM

Vietnamese airline Vietjet will pay customers up to $14,000 if they catch coronavirus while flying with them.

The carrier, which is been at the centre of controversy in the past for stunts involving bikini-clad models, announced the payout as part of its new “Sky Covid Care” insurance scheme.


Vietjet is offering to pay passengers if they catch coronavirus while flying with them.Source:Supplied


Vietjet has previously found infamy with its stunts involving scantily clad women on board. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

The policy covers domestic flights in Vietnam between now and June 30 and applies to all eligible customers free of charge, regardless of nationality.

However, Australians won't be eligible as they can't fly in Vietnam because of the Australian government’s new overseas travel ban that comes into effect today.

Under the policy, if a passenger contracts coronavirus on a Vietjet flight, they will be eligible for up to 200 million Vietnamese dong, or $14,112.


Vietjet is still flying domestically during the coronavirus crisis.Source:News Corp Australia

"With the insurance, passengers are eligible for insurance coverage and benefits from Vietjet within 30 days starting at 00.01 of the flight date, regardless of how passengers are infected with the disease," the airline said.

Vietjet said it's allocated “tens of billion dong” to cover the scheme, which intends to “bring passengers assurance”, the Independent reports.

Passengers who have already tested positive to the virus and those who fail to follow safety regulations, such as self-isolation or travel bans, won't be eligible. Neither will those passengers with epilepsy and mental illness, the airline said.


The airline is no stranger to controversy.Source:Supplied


It’s been criticised for stunts in the past.Source:Supplied

In 2018 Vietjet came under fire for parading scantily dressed models on a flight packed with Vietnam’s under-23 football squad returning from playing in the Asian Football Confederation in China.

Social media in the communist nation erupted after photos of the event were posted online, including a snap of an awkward-looking man being embraced by a woman in a low-cut top and red underwear, with his seat mate giggling.


The models were hired to entertain Vietnam’s national football team. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied


The airline came under fire for the stunt. Picture: SuppliedSource:Supplied

It wasn't the first time the airline was criticised for raunchy stunts — in 2012 Vietjet was fined 20 million dong ($1411) when it hosted a mid-flight dance by bikini-clad women.

Vietnam has 134 confirmed cases of coronavirus as of Wednesday morning.
Lol fuck yeah
 

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Bad boy bubby , another messed up film haha. It was a big hit and everyone watched it..!!

too many germs outside an wrap the cats an mommy in glad wrap. Epic haha !!
 

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Yeah, i'm now thinking of watching it again (but might FF past the mum shagging bit)...
Haha, yup,although It Would more so be just in the background whilst I’m on the TK lol..

it’s funny aye. The world may have stopped an be in lockdown, yet we here at the kennel still go on, it’s great..!!

also, another classic , freedy got fingered (I’m the backward man, I can walk backwards fast as you can) :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

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Haha, yup,although It Would more so be just in the background whilst I’m on the TK lol..

it’s funny aye. The world may have stopped an be in lockdown, yet we here at the kennel still go on, it’s great..!!

also, another classic , freedy got fingered (I’m the backward man, I can walk backwards fast as you can) :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
It's all about the rockets betty
 

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After this lock down you will be so sick of normal porn I bet you rub one out over that scene
:tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: good call South !!

And I will check out acid house, see it’s got one of the boys from trainspotting, so it will be good. I will watch that.
 
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