Coronavirus.

[Hacky McAxe]

What I'm wondering, for the playas out there, are you still slamming your b*tches? Or is the muff off the menu for a while?

Why would I be slamming a female dog named "Muff"?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Easy mate would be a safe bet .
Here's something on China
China 'didn't report 43,000 silent carriers'
A Hong Kong newspaper says China's government excluded from its statistics about one-third of people who tested positive for the new coronavirus but showed no symptoms.

The South China Morning Post reported on Monday that classified government data it obtained show that more than 43,000 so-called silent carriers were not counted in the number of confirmed cases by the end of February.

China reported around 79,000 confirmed cases as of the end of last month.

The paper said that when silent carriers are taken into account, the number of infected people on the mainland exceeds 120,000.

What's the bet that everyone working for that paper have suddenly disappeared.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

That feeling when you realise you've had Coronavirus every Monday morning for the last decade.

 

[Mr Beast]

Afghanistan - 40 cases, 1 death
Albania - 89 cases, 2 deaths
Algeria - 201 cases, 17 deaths
Andorra - 113 cases, 1 death
Angola - 2 cases
Antigua and Barbuda - 1 case
Argentina - 166 cases, 4 deaths
Armenia - 194 cases
Australia - 1,562 cases, 7 deaths
Austria - 3,582 cases, 16 deaths
Azerbaijan - 65 cases, 1 death
Bahamas - 4 cases
Bahrain - 334 cases, 2 deaths
Bangladesh - 27 cases, 2 deaths
Barbados - 14 cases
Belarus - 76 cases
Belgium - 3,401 cases, 75 deaths
Benin - 2 cases
Bhutan - 2 cases
Bolivia - 24 cases
Bosnia and Herzegovina - 126 cases, 1 death
Brazil - 1,546 cases, 25 deaths
Brunei - 88 cases
Bulgaria - 187 cases, 3 deaths
Burkina Faso - 75 cases, 4 deaths
Cambodia - 86 cases
Cameroon - 40 cases
Canada - 1,469 cases, 21 deaths
Cape Verde - 3 cases
Central African Republic - 3 cases
Chad - 1 case
Chile - 632 cases, 1 death
China - 81,496 cases, 3,274 deaths
The region of Macau had confirmed 19 cases, while Hong Kong reported 273 confirmed cases, including four deaths, according to China's National Health Commission.

Colombia - 231 cases, 1 death
Congo Republic - 3 cases
Costa Rica - 134 cases, 2 deaths
Croatia - 254 cases, 1 death
Cuba - 35 cases, 1 death
Cyprus - 95 cases, 1 death
Czech Republic - 1,120 cases, 1 death
Democratic Republic of Congo - 30 cases, 1 death
Denmark - 1,514 cases, 13 deaths
The count includes 92 cases in Faroe Islands and 2 cases in Greenland.

Djibouti - 1 case

Dominican Republic - 202 cases, 3 deaths
East Timor - 1 case
Ecuador - 789 cases, 14 deaths
Egypt - 327 cases, 14 deaths
El Salvador - 3 cases
Equatorial Guinea - 6 cases
Eritrea - 1 case
Estonia - 326 cases
Eswatini - 4 cases
Ethiopia - 11 cases
Fiji - 3 cases
Finland - 626 cases, 1 death
France - 16,720 cases, 676 deaths
Additionally, the French territory of Martinique recorded 37 cases and a death from the coronavirus. Reunion has 45 confirmed cases, French Polynesia - 15, New Caledonia - 4, Saint Barthelemy - 3 and Mayotte - 11. The French part of the island of Saint Martin confirmed 4 cases while Guadalupe has 56 cases.

French Guiana - 18 cases
Gabon - 5 cases, 1 death
Gambia - 1 case
Georgia - 54 cases
Germany - 26,220 cases, 94 deaths
Ghana - 23 cases, 1 death
Greece - 624 cases, 15 deaths
Guatemala - 19 cases, 1 death
Guinea - 2 cases, 1 death
Guyana- 19 cases, 1 death
Haiti - 2 cases
Honduras - 26 cases
Hungary - 167 cases, 7 deaths
Iceland - 568 cases, 1 death
India - 425 cases, 8 deaths
Indonesia - 514 cases, 48 deaths
Iran - 23,049 cases, 1,685 deaths
Iraq - 233 cases, 20 deaths
Ireland - 906 cases, 4 deaths
Israel - 1,238 cases, 1 death

Italy - 63,927 cases, 6,077 deaths
Ivory Coast - 14 cases
Jamaica - 19 cases, 1 death
Japan - 1,101 cases, 41 deaths
A total of 712 people on the quarantined Diamond Princess cruise ship docked at Yokohama had tested positive for the virus. Seven people who were on the ship have died.

Japan does not include the people on board as part of its national tally, in accordance with the WHO guidance. The national tally is 1,055 as of March 22, including 35 deaths.

Jordan - 112 cases



Kazakhstan - 60 cases
Kenya - 15 cases
Kosovo - 31 cases, 1 death
Kuwait - 188 cases
Kyrgyzstan - 14 cases
Latvia - 139 cases
Lebanon - 248 cases, 4 deaths
Liberia - 3 cases
Liechtenstein - 37 cases
Lithuania - 143 cases, 1 death
Luxembourg - 798 cases, 8 deaths



Madagascar - 3 cases
Malaysia - 1,306 cases, 10 deaths
Maldives - 13 cases
Malta - 90 cases
Mauritania - 2 cases
Mauritius - 14 cases, 1 death
Mexico - 316 cases, 2 deaths

Moldova - 94 cases, 1 death
Monaco - 23 cases
Mongolia - 10 cases
Montenegro - 22 cases, 1 death
Morocco - 115 cases, 4 deaths

Explainer: Battle against Coronavirus (1:27)
Namibia - 3 cases
Nepal - 1 case
Netherlands - 4,217 cases, 180 deaths
Additionally, 5 coronavirus cases were registered in the Dutch overseas territory of Aruba, 1 more in Sint Maarten, while Curacao has 3 cases and one death.

New Zealand - 102 cases
Nicaragua - 2 cases
Niger - 2 cases
Nigeria - 30 cases
North Macedonia - 115 cases, 1 death
Norway - 2,385 cases, 7 deaths
Oman - 55 cases
Pakistan - 799 cases, 6 deaths
Palestine - 59 cases, including 2 in Gaza
Panama - 313 cases, 3 deaths
Papua New Guinea - 1 case
Paraguay - 22 cases, 1 death
Peru - 363 cases, 5 deaths
Philippines - 396 cases, 33 deaths
Poland - 634 cases, 7 deaths
Portugal - 1,600 cases, 14 deaths
Qatar - 501 cases
Romania - 433 cases, 3 deaths

Russia - 438 cases, 1 death
Rwanda - 19 cases

Saint Lucia - 2 cases
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - 1 case
San Marino - 175 cases, 20 deaths
Saudi Arabia - 511 cases
Senegal - 67 cases
Serbia - 222 cases, 2 death
Seychelles - 7 cases
Singapore - 455 cases, 2 deaths
Slovakia - 185 cases
Slovenia - 414 cases, 2 deaths
Somalia - 1 case
South Africa - 274 cases
South Korea - 8,961 cases, 111 deaths
Spain - 33,089 cases, 1,772 deaths
Sri Lanka - 86 cases

Sudan - 2 cases, 1 death
Suriname - 5 cases
Sweden - 1,934 cases, 21 deaths
Switzerland - 7,474 cases, 98 deaths
Syria - 1 case
Taiwan - 195 cases, 2 deaths
Tanzania - 12 cases
Thailand - 721 cases, 1 death

Togo - 16 cases
Trinidad and Tobago - 50 cases
Tunisia - 75 cases, 3 deaths
Turkey - 1,256 cases, 30 deaths
Uganda - 1 case
Ukraine - 73 cases, 3 deaths
United Arab Emirates - 153 cases, 2 deaths
United Kingdom - 6,725 cases, 335 deaths
Additionally, the British overseas territory of Gibraltar has registered 10 confirmed cases of the coronavirus, Bermuda - 2, Montserrat - 1, Isle of Man - 1, Channel Islands - 32. Guernsey confirmed a single case while Jersey has 12. The Cayman Islands recorded 3 infections and 1 death.

United States - 41,708 cases, 471 deaths
The count includes 21 cases in the US territory of Puerto Rico, 6 in Virgin Islands and 15 in Guam.

Uruguay - 158 cases
Uzbekistan - 46 cases




Vatican City - 1 case
Venezuela - 77 cases
Vietnam - 118 cases
Zambia - 3 cases
Zimbabwe - 3 cases
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My source is always WHO, check this out
https://www.who.int/docs/default-so...tion-reports/20200323-sitrep-63-covid-19.pdf?

Also, my mate told me that during the pandemic 11,000,000 users all of a sudden dropped off the face of the earth and stopped using their phone data a telco company reported. Not sure how factual this is and i didn't research it.

 

[Nasheed]

Afghanistan - 40 cases, 1 death
Albania - 89 cases, 2 deaths
Algeria - 201 cases, 17 deaths
Andorra - 113 cases, 1 death
Angola - 2 cases
Antigua and Barbuda - 1 case
Argentina - 166 cases, 4 deaths
Armenia - 194 cases
Australia - 1,562 cases, 7 deaths
Austria - 3,582 cases, 16 deaths
Azerbaijan - 65 cases, 1 death
Bahamas - 4 cases
Bahrain - 334 cases, 2 deaths
Bangladesh - 27 cases, 2 deaths
Barbados - 14 cases
Belarus - 76 cases
Belgium - 3,401 cases, 75 deaths
Benin - 2 cases
Bhutan - 2 cases
Bolivia - 24 cases
Bosnia and Herzegovina - 126 cases, 1 death
Brazil - 1,546 cases, 25 deaths
Brunei - 88 cases
Bulgaria - 187 cases, 3 deaths
Burkina Faso - 75 cases, 4 deaths
Cambodia - 86 cases
Cameroon - 40 cases
Canada - 1,469 cases, 21 deaths
Cape Verde - 3 cases
Central African Republic - 3 cases
Chad - 1 case
Chile - 632 cases, 1 death
China - 81,496 cases, 3,274 deaths
The region of Macau had confirmed 19 cases, while Hong Kong reported 273 confirmed cases, including four deaths, according to China's National Health Commission.

Colombia - 231 cases, 1 death
Congo Republic - 3 cases
Costa Rica - 134 cases, 2 deaths
Croatia - 254 cases, 1 death
Cuba - 35 cases, 1 death
Cyprus - 95 cases, 1 death
Czech Republic - 1,120 cases, 1 death
Democratic Republic of Congo - 30 cases, 1 death
Denmark - 1,514 cases, 13 deaths
The count includes 92 cases in Faroe Islands and 2 cases in Greenland.

Djibouti - 1 case

Dominican Republic - 202 cases, 3 deaths
East Timor - 1 case
Ecuador - 789 cases, 14 deaths
Egypt - 327 cases, 14 deaths
El Salvador - 3 cases
Equatorial Guinea - 6 cases
Eritrea - 1 case
Estonia - 326 cases
Eswatini - 4 cases
Ethiopia - 11 cases
Fiji - 3 cases
Finland - 626 cases, 1 death
France - 16,720 cases, 676 deaths
Additionally, the French territory of Martinique recorded 37 cases and a death from the coronavirus. Reunion has 45 confirmed cases, French Polynesia - 15, New Caledonia - 4, Saint Barthelemy - 3 and Mayotte - 11. The French part of the island of Saint Martin confirmed 4 cases while Guadalupe has 56 cases.

French Guiana - 18 cases
Gabon - 5 cases, 1 death
Gambia - 1 case
Georgia - 54 cases
Germany - 26,220 cases, 94 deaths
Ghana - 23 cases, 1 death
Greece - 624 cases, 15 deaths
Guatemala - 19 cases, 1 death
Guinea - 2 cases, 1 death
Guyana- 19 cases, 1 death
Haiti - 2 cases
Honduras - 26 cases
Hungary - 167 cases, 7 deaths
Iceland - 568 cases, 1 death
India - 425 cases, 8 deaths
Indonesia - 514 cases, 48 deaths
Iran - 23,049 cases, 1,685 deaths
Iraq - 233 cases, 20 deaths
Ireland - 906 cases, 4 deaths
Israel - 1,238 cases, 1 death

Italy - 63,927 cases, 6,077 deaths
Ivory Coast - 14 cases
Jamaica - 19 cases, 1 death
Japan - 1,101 cases, 41 deaths
A total of 712 people on the quarantined Diamond Princess cruise ship docked at Yokohama had tested positive for the virus. Seven people who were on the ship have died.

Japan does not include the people on board as part of its national tally, in accordance with the WHO guidance. The national tally is 1,055 as of March 22, including 35 deaths.

Jordan - 112 cases



Kazakhstan - 60 cases
Kenya - 15 cases
Kosovo - 31 cases, 1 death
Kuwait - 188 cases
Kyrgyzstan - 14 cases
Latvia - 139 cases
Lebanon - 248 cases, 4 deaths
Liberia - 3 cases
Liechtenstein - 37 cases
Lithuania - 143 cases, 1 death
Luxembourg - 798 cases, 8 deaths



Madagascar - 3 cases
Malaysia - 1,306 cases, 10 deaths
Maldives - 13 cases
Malta - 90 cases
Mauritania - 2 cases
Mauritius - 14 cases, 1 death
Mexico - 316 cases, 2 deaths

Moldova - 94 cases, 1 death
Monaco - 23 cases
Mongolia - 10 cases
Montenegro - 22 cases, 1 death
Morocco - 115 cases, 4 deaths

Explainer: Battle against Coronavirus (1:27)
Namibia - 3 cases
Nepal - 1 case
Netherlands - 4,217 cases, 180 deaths
Additionally, 5 coronavirus cases were registered in the Dutch overseas territory of Aruba, 1 more in Sint Maarten, while Curacao has 3 cases and one death.

New Zealand - 102 cases
Nicaragua - 2 cases
Niger - 2 cases
Nigeria - 30 cases
North Macedonia - 115 cases, 1 death
Norway - 2,385 cases, 7 deaths
Oman - 55 cases
Pakistan - 799 cases, 6 deaths
Palestine - 59 cases, including 2 in Gaza
Panama - 313 cases, 3 deaths
Papua New Guinea - 1 case
Paraguay - 22 cases, 1 death
Peru - 363 cases, 5 deaths
Philippines - 396 cases, 33 deaths
Poland - 634 cases, 7 deaths
Portugal - 1,600 cases, 14 deaths
Qatar - 501 cases
Romania - 433 cases, 3 deaths

Russia - 438 cases, 1 death
Rwanda - 19 cases

Saint Lucia - 2 cases
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - 1 case
San Marino - 175 cases, 20 deaths
Saudi Arabia - 511 cases
Senegal - 67 cases
Serbia - 222 cases, 2 death
Seychelles - 7 cases
Singapore - 455 cases, 2 deaths
Slovakia - 185 cases
Slovenia - 414 cases, 2 deaths
Somalia - 1 case
South Africa - 274 cases
South Korea - 8,961 cases, 111 deaths
Spain - 33,089 cases, 1,772 deaths
Sri Lanka - 86 cases

Sudan - 2 cases, 1 death
Suriname - 5 cases
Sweden - 1,934 cases, 21 deaths
Switzerland - 7,474 cases, 98 deaths
Syria - 1 case
Taiwan - 195 cases, 2 deaths
Tanzania - 12 cases
Thailand - 721 cases, 1 death

Togo - 16 cases
Trinidad and Tobago - 50 cases
Tunisia - 75 cases, 3 deaths
Turkey - 1,256 cases, 30 deaths
Uganda - 1 case
Ukraine - 73 cases, 3 deaths
United Arab Emirates - 153 cases, 2 deaths
United Kingdom - 6,725 cases, 335 deaths
Additionally, the British overseas territory of Gibraltar has registered 10 confirmed cases of the coronavirus, Bermuda - 2, Montserrat - 1, Isle of Man - 1, Channel Islands - 32. Guernsey confirmed a single case while Jersey has 12. The Cayman Islands recorded 3 infections and 1 death.

United States - 41,708 cases, 471 deaths
The count includes 21 cases in the US territory of Puerto Rico, 6 in Virgin Islands and 15 in Guam.

Uruguay - 158 cases
Uzbekistan - 46 cases




Vatican City - 1 case
Venezuela - 77 cases
Vietnam - 118 cases
Zambia - 3 cases
Zimbabwe - 3 cases
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estonia stopped testing low risk people at the 300 mark. Reality is they probably have closer to 700 cases atm. Everyone hovers at Strooki beach all day in Tallinn so that doesn't help.
There has been no deaths though. Amazingly. 2 guys in critical condition though.

 

[Rodzilla]

Antigua and Barbuda - 1 case

do you know if that case was in Antigua or the Barbuda?

if I was on the other island I would use this fact to get an advantage in the rivalry

for example "ffs Antigua has always been keeping us down, Barbuda is clearly better"

 

[The DoggFather]

My source is always WHO, check this out
https://www.who.int/docs/default-so...tion-reports/20200323-sitrep-63-covid-19.pdf?

Also, my mate told me that during the pandemic 11,000,000 users all of a sudden dropped off the face of the earth and stopped using their phone data a telco company reported. Not sure how factual this is and i didn't research it.

Rumour is 21 million reported by 3 carriers in China.

But it may be they are dead, the government confiscated phones in lock downs or they lost their jobs and got rid of non-essentials.

Knowing those lying c***s it's a combo of all three.

 

[DinkumDog]

Something slightly more positive - compared to 6 other hard hit nations, Australia has both a longer timeline since the first case was reported, a longer timeline since 100 cases were reported and a lower death rate than all those other countries as well.
Our isolation and smaller population definitely help. What we need is to ensure that common sense is common (for once) and that no dumb decisions like allowing a thousand people off a cruise ship only to tell them 3 days later to self-isolate.
My feeling is we can get on top of this faster than many other parts of the world - but our own people MUST be a part of that solution.

 

[Rodzilla]

Something slightly more positive - compared to 6 other hard hit nations, Australia has both a longer timeline since the first case was reported, a longer timeline since 100 cases were reported and a lower death rate than all those other countries as well.
Our isolation and smaller population definitely help. What we need is to ensure that common sense is common (for once) and that no dumb decisions like allowing a thousand people off a cruise ship only to tell them 3 days later to self-isolate.
My feeling is we can get on top of this faster than many other parts of the world - but our own people MUST be a part of that solution.

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are you thinking what im thinking? (world domination for Australia)

 

[DinkumDog]

are you thinking what im thinking? (world domination for Australia)

For rugby league, definitely...

 

[south of heaven]

Something slightly more positive - compared to 6 other hard hit nations, Australia has both a longer timeline since the first case was reported, a longer timeline since 100 cases were reported and a lower death rate than all those other countries as well.
Our isolation and smaller population definitely help. What we need is to ensure that common sense is common (for once) and that no dumb decisions like allowing a thousand people off a cruise ship only to tell them 3 days later to self-isolate.
My feeling is we can get on top of this faster than many other parts of the world - but our own people MUST be a part of that solution.

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Yep I mentioned earlier we have a huge country with a small population that's our best defense we have space unfortunately the morons who think it's one big holiday, the leaders who let infected people off cruise ships will fuck us.we have every opportunity to be one of the lucky countries to come out of this with a lot less damage as most time we got real serious

 

[Rodzilla]

For rugby league, definitely...

no I mean every other country gets sick while its just us and new Zealand who come out relatively unscathed

then all we have to do is beat off New Zealand and the world is ours, this is a great opportunity

 

[south of heaven]

Anyone seen that video of that pig spitting on bananas in chullura Woolworths and getting arrested?
Apparently has the virus I don't know the full story but if true burn the **** alive now

 

[Alexander the Great]

Yes and the police arresting her. Should have taken the baton to her forehead in one clean swoop.

Anyone seen that video of that pig spitting on bananas in chullura Woolworths and getting arrested?
Apparently has the virus I don't know the full story but if true burn the c*** alive now

 

[Nasheed]

No ones stoping this virus. People are too idiotic and the chosen ones globalism ways have seeped too far into society to stop the spread.

The hardest hit countries will be Theo nes with the ageing populations straight out. Italy is full of old people living long. Japan will be next as they are the same.

Africa won't be as hard hit as only 5% of the population live over 50. But they have aids types so who knows

 

[Rodzilla]

Anyone seen that video of that pig spitting on bananas in chullura Woolworths and getting arrested?
Apparently has the virus I don't know the full story but if true burn the c*** alive now

I don't agree with the burning alive part, that's inhumane

kill and then burn imo

 

[Rodzilla]

btw the good news with this corona virus is that Im going through gambling cold turkey

when they suspend horse racing I will have nothing left to bet on

 

[south of heaven]

Yes and the police arresting her. Should have taken the baton to her forehead in one clean swoop.

I don't know if it's 2 videos mixed there's definitely one spitting on bananas if true time to bbq

 

[Psycho Doggie]

In all seriousness what’s the best way to get dunny paper? Every where and time I go can’t get a roll

Yep I mentioned earlier we have a huge country with a small population that's our best defense we have space unfortunately the morons who think it's one big holiday, the leaders who let infected people off cruise ships will fuck us.we have every opportunity to be one of the lucky countries to come out of this with a lot less damage as most time we got real serious

I have information from a reliable source that a section of the military is helping out with contact tracing the people from the cruise ship. It was a big error, but there are a lot of people engaged right now with cleaning it up.

 

[south of heaven]

btw the good news with this corona virus is that Im going through gambling cold turkey

when they suspend horse racing I will have nothing left to bet on

Sport's bet coronavirus death tally all bets on Iran, north korea and China have been suspended due to number tampering