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The DoggFather

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Love how they put “ the purge” on tv tonight lol
Bit of trivia, today is the 40th anniversary of the Georgia Guidestones.

PS have a look at their 1st "commandment" and compare it to today's world.
 

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What? Details? Diagnosed on Friday, in his 60s, was able to drive himself about an hour away to get testing without trouble, wife has locked him the spare bedroom and she has been cleared of it.
Need to be careful as symptoms don't show for a week or longer.
 

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Italy bans use of vending machines, Australia keeps nail saloons open? Are we not FUCKING seeing what could happen?
To be fair mate. Italy has done fuck all till now and they're really at the lowest of low points ... though no doubt tomorrow will be worse. They have to react.

Issue I have is that all of the countries around the world are seeing Italy and still doing fuck all.

There's a comparison between England and Italy day-on-day analyses. They're, to the person, at the same death rate after X amount of days from the first infection. England has fewer facilities and hospital beds to treat people than England. I think half fewer. They're truly fucked. And they're still all going to the pub, doing normal shit.
 

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Some fat old slag covered in gold chains gets of a cruise ship " oh dear it was horrible people coughing everywhere and sick it was so stressful oh great I need my nails done they are still open ,mumma son at the salon if filling the fat slags nails coronavirus dust everywhere ,mumma son also does night shift at the rub and tug some poor bloke comes in sore from work give us a massssage she touched his balls he gets a fat " you want extra " fuck it why not the wife doesn't touch it, he goes home with the corona virus on his dick and it's a blue moon and his wife wants to give him a blow job now she's sucking a corna virus dick ,wakes up pack the kids lunches kisses the kids goodbye with her cornavirus dick breath they take that shit to school,old mate goes to work tells the boys he got the daily double they all high five him then one work mate scratches his asshole with his fresh cornavirus hand ,goes home his mrs is exhausted from working in the nursing home all day ,he thinks it would be hilarious to fart in her half open mouth while she's snoozing on the lounge, she goes to work the next day and farts and out comes his coronavirus fart also that kills the nursing home.
 

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How can you tell dumb c***s anything?

Fkn sheep are gonna sheep.
Prob is that they don't see themselves as sheep. That's the issue.

In their minds they think for themselves, and go against the establishment. Why worry when it's not something that'll affect me ...
 
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Some fat old slag covered in gold chains gets of a cruise ship " oh dear it was horrible people coughing everywhere and sick it was so stressful oh great I need my nails done they are still open ,mumma son at the salon if filling the fat slags nails coronavirus dust everywhere ,mumma son also does night shift at the rub and tug some poor bloke comes in sore from work give us a massssage she touched his balls he gets a fat " you want extra " fuck it why not the wife doesn't touch it, he goes home with the corona virus on his dick and it's a blue moon and his wife wants to give him a blow job now she's sucking a corna virus dick ,wakes up pack the kids lunches kisses the kids goodbye with her cornavirus dick breath they take that shit to school,old mate goes to work tells the boys he got the daily double they all high five him then one work mate scratches his asshole with his fresh cornavirus hand ,goes home his mrs is exhausted from working in the nursing home all day ,he thinks it would be hilarious to fart in her half open mouth while she's snoozing on the lounge, she goes to work the next day and farts and out comes his coronavirus fart also that kills the nursing home.
 

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True. But they were waiting for any excuse to stamp their authority.

Watch them find someone breaking lock down to stamp down even harder.
I dont think they want to do this ,closing businesses will fuck the economy
 

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Some fat old slag covered in gold chains gets of a cruise ship " oh dear it was horrible people coughing everywhere and sick it was so stressful oh great I need my nails done they are still open ,mumma son at the salon if filling the fat slags nails coronavirus dust everywhere ,mumma son also does night shift at the rub and tug some poor bloke comes in sore from work give us a massssage she touched his balls he gets a fat " you want extra " fuck it why not the wife doesn't touch it, he goes home with the corona virus on his dick and it's a blue moon and his wife wants to give him a blow job now she's sucking a corna virus dick ,wakes up pack the kids lunches kisses the kids goodbye with her cornavirus dick breath they take that shit to school,old mate goes to work tells the boys he got the daily double they all high five him then one work mate scratches his asshole with his fresh cornavirus hand ,goes home his mrs is exhausted from working in the nursing home all day ,he thinks it would be hilarious to fart in her half open mouth while she's snoozing on the lounge, she goes to work the next day and farts and out comes his coronavirus fart also that kills the nursing home.
You just explained why the whole world is fucked up AND made it interesting.

Bravo, brother!
 

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Some fat old slag covered in gold chains gets of a cruise ship " oh dear it was horrible people coughing everywhere and sick it was so stressful oh great I need my nails done they are still open ,mumma son at the salon if filling the fat slags nails coronavirus dust everywhere ,mumma son also does night shift at the rub and tug some poor bloke comes in sore from work give us a massssage she touched his balls he gets a fat " you want extra " fuck it why not the wife doesn't touch it, he goes home with the corona virus on his dick and it's a blue moon and his wife wants to give him a blow job now she's sucking a corna virus dick ,wakes up pack the kids lunches kisses the kids goodbye with her cornavirus dick breath they take that shit to school,old mate goes to work tells the boys he got the daily double they all high five him then one work mate scratches his asshole with his fresh cornavirus hand ,goes home his mrs is exhausted from working in the nursing home all day ,he thinks it would be hilarious to fart in her half open mouth while she's snoozing on the lounge, she goes to work the next day and farts and out comes his coronavirus fart also that kills the nursing home.
Ever thought of becoming a news anchor?
 

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Map of the only countries who haven't closed schools as yet.
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a lot is panic, a lot is not.. but the panic had made it worse.. if we all complied by the rules in place, and stayed the fuck home as often as we can an completely minimise contact, it Would slow the strain at least and we will
Get on top of it sooner rather than later.!!

people are making it worse, not the virus itself.
 

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a lot is panic, a lot is not.. but the panic had made it worse.. if we all complied by the rules in place, and stayed the fuck home as often as we can an completely minimise contact, it Would slow the strain at least and we will
Get on top of it sooner rather than later.!!

people are making it worse, not the virus itself.
Exactly
 

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Still a fuck ton of planes around
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Italy has 3 in its airspace
Yes but Air Italy recently went broke and Alitalia has been on life support for 30 years :-).

Seriously though mate many services in Oz are flying near empty pax wise (a mate flew MEL-SYD on Friday evening, there were 12 pax on the flight) and I’m well informed many services are flying mainly cargo, which provides revenue with far less risk.
 
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