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They have added people with disabilities too. You have to show your pension card to enter between 7-8am
Woolworths umima the que was over an hour long this morning apparently. It needs to be extended 2 hrs a day and people need to relax .pensioners can be the biggest animals going. When I was working at Coles years back they had 10% discount on Thursdays for pensioners these wrinkled animals were qued up 2 hrs before the store open banging on the Windows with their walking sticks all the ***** would buy 25 years ago was powdered milk,porridge, and keens curry powder .but they were total ***** .
 

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Woolworths umima the que was over an hour long this morning apparently. It needs to be extended 2 hrs a day and people need to relax .pensioners can be the biggest animals going. When I was working at Coles years back they had 10% discount on Thursdays for pensioners these wrinkled animals were qued up 2 hrs before the store open banging on the Windows with their walking sticks all the ***** would buy 25 years ago was powdered milk,porridge, and keens curry powder .but they were total ***** .
I remember the people you speak of. Pensioners these days aren't senile old *****. Yeah you get the odd horny grumpy old man here and there, but most of them are alright.
 

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I dont get the toilet paper.

If people are concerns about hygiene, they should be stocking up on floss and toothpaste.

If you run out of toilet paper, just go wash your arse and have a shower (Worst case scenario) which is probably more cleaner.
 

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I dont get the toilet paper.

If people are concerns about hygiene, they should be stocking up on floss and toothpaste.

If you run out of toilet paper, just go wash your arse and have a shower (Worst case scenario) which is probably more cleaner.
Don't worry, heard of someone being witnessed dumping an armload of toothpaste into their shopping trolley recently. Seriously, anyone who does either ought to be categorised as too intellectually disabled to function in normal life, or is a criminal parasite looking to exploit the situation.
 

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IF I had'nt witnessed this first hand I would never have believed it lol. just seen a bloke walk into the local IGA with six jumbo packets of toilet paper in a trolly. he asked the store manager if he could return it for a refund, when the manager refused he asked if he could swap it for milk because he had spent all his money on shit paper and did not have any milk in the house !! fukn lol. R.I.P. DIPSHIT
 

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IF I had'nt witnessed this first hand I would never have believed it lol. just seen a bloke walk into the local IGA with six jumbo packets of toilet paper in a trolly. he asked the store manager if he could return it for a refund, when the manager refused he asked if he could swap it for milk because he had spent all his money on shit paper and did not have any milk in the house !! fukn lol. R.I.P. DIPSHIT
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't expect people like that with an IQ below 50 to have high paying jobs!

If the manager was smart though, he should've refunded it. He would've had that bloke buying milk, and the toilet paper would've been snapped up ASAP. More business...
 

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't expect people like that with an IQ below 50 to have high paying jobs!

If the manager was smart though, he should've refunded it. He would've had that bloke buying milk, and the toilet paper would've been snapped up ASAP. More business...
I should have asked him if he goes buy the handle "blue boost" lol
 

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't expect people like that with an IQ below 50 to have high paying jobs!

If the manager was smart though, he should've refunded it. He would've had that bloke buying milk, and the toilet paper would've been snapped up ASAP. More business...
It's funny how the people that don't follow the main narrative and logically think are called conspiracy theory nuts but now the sheep are fkn panicking more than them.

I prepared my family for a lock down about 3 weeks ago. Even if the shit didn't hit the fan, at least the misses doesn't need to go shopping for the essentials for a month.
 
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Do people think they can hide at home for two years like after a nuclear war?
 

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A few months ago I was pretty proud of the response of Australian people who showed compassion for those who suffered huge losses from the bushfires. Now it's being exposed that the spirit of generosity quickly evaporates when everyone might face adversity.

I don't think anyone will starve due to the corona virus. But sooner or later we need to start regulating every aspect of this hoarding epidemic.
 

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It’s moments like this that makes me glad that I have never worked in retail
 

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It’s moments like this that makes me glad that I have never worked in retail
Checkout chicks should be carrying pistols and have the authority to shoot on sight anyone hoarding items.
You are right though, imagine the crap that some of these workers are having to put up with.
 

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Why cant these idiots do us all a favour and just by a bidet, probably cheaper than a pallet of toilet paper.
 
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