Coronavirus.

[The DoggFather]

I’ve been here two years and enjoyed reading all that smack well done Bruv !

You should of been on here 2004, I was unleashed by mods to fuck up rooster fans lol

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Word going around is that IV doses of Vitimin C gets rid of the virus.

Kind of makes sense since it boosts your immune system.

Nah, just a myth. For one, vitamin C doesn't actually boost your immune system. Well, it may but studies suggest the boost is very small if it exists.

Other problem is that it's been confirmed to be a myth. Fat based virus and Vitamin C isn't a solvent.

 

[Scoooby]

You should of been on here 2004, I was unleashed by mods to fuck up rooster fans lol

If only I had known about TK in 04, took me a most of my years as a supporter to come across this place. I don’t even know how I did lol, but very glad I found my second family life wouldn’t be the same without it. Definitely a privilege to be here.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I told the mrs vitiam D helps she told me to fuck of back to lockdown

So what you're saying is... It's cold in the D?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

What type of flowers?

When everyone was shitting themselves about TP, I was buying non perishable food. You need food to shit to wipe your arse lol

All jokes aside, try Aldis after 430pm as they restock again.

Farking auto-correct. At least that's what I'm blaming.

 

[Alexander the Great]

Good time to be alive if you can fish and hunt. ..

 

[Motorhead]

Went to Costco yesterday thinking I could stock up on some flower. They usually have a bunch of small bags. They only had 12.5kgs of flower and every trolley had one.

Faaark. All these greedy ***** are gonna be qualified bakers by the time this shit blows over.
Just drink flour and water mixed together and they won't shit for months....saves toilet paper.

 

[Alexander the Great]

Our first week he went all 3 of us hot sick. We we we warned about it when they start.

The Mrs works in child care. She has never taken a day off, but I manage to get every flu or cold virus in existence. Pretty sure she is immune to everything.

 

[Alexander the Great]

By far the best vodka on the market. I never wake up dusty after drinking that fine liquid.

Loaded up on 1.75 litres of Tito's Vodka yesterday. Should last a couple of days.

 

[Motorhead]

Good time to be alive if you can fish and hunt. ..

Hopefully hunting humans, Rambo-style, comes into vogue. Great opportunity to wipe the world of greedy, self-obsessed pieces of shit IMO.

 

[south of heaven]

Hopefully hunting humans, Rambo-style, comes into vogue. Great opportunity to wipe the world of greedy, self-obsessed pieces of shit IMO.

Start with vegans,man buns, bulldykes hipsters that turned newtown gay, people who think their gender changes on mood, chicks obsessed with selfies, the fucking Welsh

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Why does @ASSASSIN have his own banner? I want one ffs

 

[Blue_boost]

https://www.news.com.au/national/vi...a/news-story/4817e2e2bec6798855857ac048937e3f

Now all the slow adopters are eating each other alive..

Meanwhile those with the toilet paper are at home feet up

 

[south of heaven]

Faaark. All these greedy ***** are gonna be qualified bakers by the time this shit blows over.
Just drink flour and water mixed together and they won't shit for months....saves toilet paper.

I'm sure castle has plenty of yeast

 

[Mr 95%]

I was being safe and jerked off with hand sanatizer my balls and helmet are now burning

You should’ve put one of those hazmat condoms on your dick..safety as well as clean..and no burn..

 

[The DoggFather]

Why does @ASSASSIN have his own banner? I want one ffs

You can have mine bro I don't need a banner to tell me I'm great lol

 

[The DoggFather]

I'm sure castle has plenty of yeast

That's funny and disgusting lol

 

[south of heaven]

https://www.news.com.au/national/vi...a/news-story/4817e2e2bec6798855857ac048937e3f

Now all the slow adopters are eating each other alive..

Meanwhile those with the toilet paper are at home feet up

How has a person collecting trolleys in a car park getting stabbed related to your autistic obsession with toilet paper? Ps your care taker gets the $750 stimulus soon don't make them buy toilet paper with it

 

[CrittaMagic69]

You can have mine bro I don't need a banner to tell me I'm great lol

I will get my own when I win SC... unfortunately that doesn't look like happening until the NRL season finishes in 2028.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Why does @ASSASSIN have his own banner? I want one ffs

You have to die at least 8 times before you get one.