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Look, i wasn't going to go there, but knew someone else would.Hand..
Look, i wasn't going to go there, but knew someone else would.Hand..
I'm going to Bunnings you can buy those hole washing toilet seatsPlus, you can always use alternatives to toilet paper - bidets, shower, the bum gun, newspaper (ok, nobody actually reads those anymore).
Go ancient Romans and use a sponge on the end of a stickPlus, you can always use alternatives to toilet paper - bidets, shower, the bum gun, newspaper (ok, nobody actually reads those anymore).
Hence the term: the shitty end of the stick.Go ancient Romans and use a sponge on the end of a stick
You are a man of culture and learningHence the term: the shitty end of the stick.
No need to panic, I've spoken to Abu Azrael and he has agreed to hire the attached machine to members of the Kennel.
I booked 3 extra nights lol if gov puts travel restrictions on I'll go from there I go by theory I leave in 36 days It would of peaked and be in decline as they enter spring, by then it will be peaking in Australia and I'll be drinking japanese whiskey watching Bizzare robot cabaret shows or dead from the coronavirus. Flip of the coin really@south of heaven .. what happened with your travel agent/Japan trip enquiry?
Envious! An extended stay.I booked 3 extra nights lol if gov puts travel restrictions on I'll go from there I go by theory I leave in 36 days It would of peaked and be in decline as they enter spring, by then it will be peaking in Australia and I'll be drinking japanese whiskey watching Bizzare robot cabaret shows or dead from the coronavirus. Flip of the coin really
Envious! An extended stay.
We did Nikka distillery visit in Jan, it was freezing with snow everywhere, I was in heaven!
Hope the coin flips in your favor!
‘Holy’ f$&k!! Lol..View attachment 13361
Pope cleared of cornavirus, turns out alterboy jizz went down the wrong pipe and made him cough
I'm for anything that will rid old people from supermarkets clogging up the islesI'll start a conspiracy for fun.
Virus released on purpose by countries to kill the non productive costly to maintain over 80's and unwell, thus a way of cost cutting and a redistribution of wealth resulting in a Government cost free stimulus package.
Thinking of Australia.. Government wanna raid the NDIS..so knock us disabled people off with the virus..less funds needed for the scheme..diverted to their budget..which they’ve done already by the way .. The conspiracy theory deepens..I'll start a conspiracy for fun.
Virus released on purpose by countries to kill the non productive costly to maintain over 80's and unwell, thus a way of cost cutting and a redistribution of wealth resulting in a Government cost free stimulus package.
And bloody wheelchairs..I'm for anything that will rid old people from supermarkets clogging up the isles
Nah they are fine ,but obese fucks on mobility scooters who claim they are disabled from their own doing think everyone should cater to them why they load up on shit.And bloody wheelchairs..
Well, actually:Specifically, the Daily TeleCRAP.