I want alibis for each of you!

[Alan79]

Oh Jesus....I just vomited in my mouth a little at the thought.

Rumour has it that Bennett and Boyd have a series of vids to release to supplement their retirement income.

 

[Ewan McGrady]

I’m certainly no fan, but the bloke got his car flogged and that’s not a joke and not ok.

 

[Squash the Berries!]

Oh that's depressing, not that you are on pornhub but watching old/young. I mean seeing wrinkly old men having more sex then me with hot chicks doesn't help me haha.

Funny it does wonders for me.

 

[Motorhead]

I’m certainly no fan, but the bloke got his car flogged and that’s not a joke and not ok.

If it happened to an ordinary Joe Blow then it's not good.
But fuck him. He's a Rooster and it was probably just a gift from Politis anyway.

 

[DinkumDog]

I'm sure your hand will vouch for you

One night every October I have sex for 1 hour and 40 seconds. Thank you daylight saving...

 

[The DoggFather]

Wasn't me, can't stand station wagons.

 

[Natboy]

Why does it not surprise me this **** drives a $150k car. Probably got 4 or 5 of them. Imagine the car park at the Rorters pre-season launch function. It'd be like the main show room at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

Exactly! The roosters players go to bondi maccas after training and the carpark is like the Monte Carlo casino

 

[Nano]

I was doing intercourse with your mother at the time, so it wasn't me

 

[KambahOne]

I’m certainly no fan, but the bloke got his car flogged and that’s not a joke and not ok.

I think he'll be ok man and try not to take life so seriously, no one get's out alive.