I want alibis for each of you!

[Psycho Doggie]

You'd be stupid to steal a car like that anyway, they're all installed with tracking chips.

Ok well at least that narrows things down, must have been a Souffs fan

 

[Legend23]

Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.

 

[steeliz]

Found not far from my place.

I have an alibi and an overwhelming sense of pride.

 

[Rodzilla]

I was having sex but unfortunately nobody can corroborate that

 

[coach]

I was having sex but unfortunately nobody can corroborate that

What were you doing for the other 23 hrs and 59 mins and 30seconds.....

 

[Rodzilla]

What were you doing for the other 23 hrs and 59 mins and 30seconds.....

having sex again

 

[DogsOfWar1704]

Latrell got one over him. Payback

 

[Roll the Bones]

Why does it not surprise me this **** drives a $150k car. Probably got 4 or 5 of them. Imagine the car park at the Rorters pre-season launch function. It'd be like the main show room at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

 

[Motorhead]

Why does it not surprise me this **** drives a $150k car. Probably got 4 or 5 of them. Imagine the car park at the Rorters pre-season launch function. It'd be like the main show room at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

For sure.
And they would share their frankfurts with each other in true Rooster fashion.
Inglis might of stolen it to give it a run in the Bowraville 500.

 

[wendog33]

Did a tour of Stamford Bridge once and saw the player's exclusive car park. Maserati, Lamborghinis, Ferrari, Astin Martins. Unreal.

Why does it not surprise me this **** drives a $150k car. Probably got 4 or 5 of them. Imagine the car park at the Rorters pre-season launch function. It'd be like the main show room at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

 

[Howard Moon]

I was having sex but unfortunately nobody can corroborate that

I'm sure your hand will vouch for you

 

[Howard Moon]

For sure.
And they would share their frankfurts with each other in true Rooster fashion.
Inglis might of stolen it to give it a run in the Bowraville 500.

Bowraville 500

 

[steeliz]

Bowraville 500

Isn't Bowraville in Qld?

 

[Motorhead]

Isn't Bowraville in Qld?

Can easily rename the race the Toothless 200, has a nice ring to it. Bonus rep points for outrunning the cops, driving along footpaths and getting a letter of recommendation from your boss. It would make a hell of a game on PS4.

 

[The_Chimpster]

I'm sure your hand will vouch for you

I was gonna type that but

You beat me to it

 

[Howard Moon]

I was gonna type that but

You beat me to it

love your work

 

[Squash the Berries!]

My presence at home can be verified by a search of Pornhub Old/Young IP addresses.

 

[MatstaDogg]

My presence at home can be verified by a search of Pornhub Old/Young IP addresses.

Oh that's depressing, not that you are on pornhub but watching old/young. I mean seeing wrinkly old men having more sex then me with hot chicks doesn't help me haha.

 

[Motorhead]

Oh that's depressing, not that you are on pornhub but watching old/young. I mean seeing wrinkly old men having more sex then me with hot chicks doesn't help me haha.

Wayne Bennett might finish up on there in retirement. Ol' Dirk Diggler.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Wayne Bennett might finish up on there in retirement. Ol' Dirk Diggler.

Oh Jesus....I just vomited in my mouth a little at the thought.