Aussie talk (slang)

[BlackJackBulldog]

Get a mullet up ya
If you can't pot the pink, pot the brown
A few roo's loose in the top paddock
Not the sharpest tool in the shed

 

[Wahesh]

Get a mullet up ya
If you can't pot the pink, pot the brown
A few roo's loose in the top paddock
Not the sharpest tool in the shed

That's bad.

 

[KambahOne]

Shit Faced.
Gotta head like your neck threw up.
3 pallets short of a load.
Not rowing with all the oars in the water.
Wouldn't fark that with your dick

 

[JUNKYARD DOGS]

That's bad.

Up the ass like a chook?

 

[Wahesh]

"Back when I was a young tacker..."

 

[JUNKYARD DOGS]

Well Fuck A Duck

 

[CroydonDog]

"Back when I was a young tacker..."

Somebody said to me: "hey you're too young to be in the tacking industry!".

 

[The DoggFather]

Some bogan **** today kept saying "hang about" instead of "hang on".

Pissed me off for a reason lol

 

[Wahesh]

Some bogan **** today kept saying "hang about" instead of "hang on".

Pissed me off for a reason lol

That reminds me... when I was in school, teachers used to say "pack up" at the end of the day. We had a substitute once who said "pack away" - we had no idea what he was on about lol.

 

[Bad Billy]

Up the bum, no babies.

I’d unplug his life support to charge my iPhone.

Sharp as a box full of marbles.

 

[jasonsmith11]

"nah i dont wanna hear about mate" "dont know how many times i gotta tell ya mate" "put ya shoes on mate"

 

[chris_e_fresh]

its like trying to heard cats

 

[chris_e_fresh]

I'll thong you ****

abo? @south of heaven

 

[maroondog72]

I've seen better head's at the piss trough

 

[south of heaven]

Pull your horns in ****

 

[kungfuman]

Bet shes had more pricks than a pincushion

 

[Howard Moon]

How's my mate got put on the "train chief" by a colleague

"Cheers train chief"


The f is that?

 

[The DoggFather]

Rack off

 

[The DoggFather]

"That's not going nowhere" (after tying a load down)

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Probs my fave saying....

We're not here to fukk spiders.