I've worked in around 16 different kitchens. Never known a chef to be a petty piece of shit who would tamper with your food if you have a complaint. Most of them are pretty proud of putting out quality food and seeing people enjoying it.
Despite some people maybe being bitter about life, most of them aren't going to go out of their way to do disgusting things to your food. You've obviously taken the urban legends about food being tampered with too seriously. Or perhaps you are the kind of bitter person who would take joy or feel a little superiority by doing something like tampering with food someone ordered.
You must lead a pretty miserable life. I've never seen you do anything but complain about things that most people couldn't care less about. If I ever feel like life is treating me harshly I'll be able to think about the fact that I don't have the messed up views about the world that you do and it'll make me feel a little better.
It seems like it's you who has the axe to grind, you come into my threads as Mr misery guts.
Working in 16 mcdonalds kitchens doesn't count by the way. So if you weren't the chef what exactly were you doing in the 16 kitchens?
I've worked with plenty of chefs, employed them and they are a very special breed indeed. They put on that chefs uniform and think they are god. Stories of chefs doing chicks in the coolroom on top of the meat. Staff harrassment is extremely high in the kitchen, trust me you don't piss off a chef or they WILL fix your food for you. I got on well with the chefs because I tolerated a little horseplay from them but there are others I know that we're hard on the chefs and enjoyed a little extra flavour on their meals.
A word to all, do not sent your food back if your unhappy , just don't eat it, pay and don't go back.
To think it doesn't happen, you must also believe in the Easter bunny.