Aussie talk (slang)

[The DoggFather]

Isn't that from an Ice-T song?

Probably lol Just sounds something we would say lol

 

[Scoooby]

Steve Irwin was definitely good Aussie slang, he has a few sayings “Crikey” being the most famous.. also the bloke from wolf creek John Jarrat.. had it down packed too..!! Was a Fuc*ing epic film.

 

[Motorhead]

He/she has been beaten with the ugly stick.

Bewdy Newk!

Avagoodweegend Mr Walker

As cunning as a shithouse rat

 

[MatstaDogg]

I fucked your sister
I fucked your cat
Tried to fuck your mum but the bitch was too fat

Straight outta Locash
A crazy motherfucka name Gusto
I fucked your wife cuz the bitch is a big hoe

Isn't that from an Ice-T song?

Not sure if it was an Ice-T song but it was off a movie with Chris Rock called CB4, which is about a rap group like NWA. It's actually pretty good.

This is the song

The trailer for the movie

 

[MatstaDogg]

Show us where you piss from! (Summernats favourite)

Yep, I recall hearing it many a time while at the Nats, along with show us ya tits and tits out for the boys.

Another show us where the axe hit.

Show us where the pig bit ya!!

 

[Wahesh]

Raindrops on roof tops and crops

Close. It's actually...

"Drips and drops across rooftops and crops"

 

[Wahesh]

Also, I believe "ganga" is ours too lol

So is ranga. I remember years ago I commented on a friends photo on Facebook that had some ranga in it. They actually told me they had to google what ranga meant

 

[off-tap-robbie]

Gobbie

 

[Sleeky]

Close. It's actually...

"Drips and drops across rooftops and crops"

Hahaha been that long

 

[Mr 95%]

F$&k off..

Can’t get more Aussie slang than that!!

 

[off-tap-robbie]

Like a shag on a rock.

Ava go at this ****.

 

[Scoooby]

So is ranga. I remember years ago I commented on a friends photo on Facebook that had some ranga in it. They actually told me they had to google what ranga meant

Like Chris Lilley said in Jonah from Tonga.. the reason they are rangas Is because their mum drunk to much Fanta when they were in her tummy

he’s a legend, not many like his tv series as they find it too offensive, but he’s a funny guy.!!

In nz we call them ginga lol.

 

[Wahesh]

Like Chris Lilley said in Jonah from Tonga.. the reason they are rangas Is because their mum drunk to much Fanta when they were in her tummy

he’s a legend, not many like his tv series as they find it too offensive, but he’s a funny guy.!!

In nz we call them ginga lol.

Well we used to call them ginger's here too - but it was around 2007 or so that ranga's really came about lol. Gotta love them firey red heads

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

Thread reminds me of an old joke;

A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Me name’s Dazza.”

DJ: “Ok Dazza, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct Dazza, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Its Bazza.”

DJ: “So Bazza what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Bazza, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again and you can Goan fuck yourself again!”

 

[jasonsmith11]

the best one is a yeah without the y , eah a little bit higher register and it sounds like the word air

 

[coach]

Thread reminds me of an old joke;

A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Me name’s Dazza.”

DJ: “Ok Dazza, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct Dazza, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Its Bazza.”

DJ: “So Bazza what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Bazza, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again and you can Goan fuck yourself again!”

Bahahhahahhaha is that fair dinkum

 

[Wahesh]

the best one is a yeah without the y , eah a little bit higher register and it sounds like the word air

That reminds back... back in 2011 we had this bloke who was our delivery guy, he'd deliver our parcels everyday and his name was Aries (pronounced by saying 'Harris' without the 'H') but we all thought he said 'Harris' (which was funny because we worked on Harris street lol). Anyway, I hardly ever pronounce 'H' when I say words like 'Hey' (ey) and Harris (Arris) so everytime I said his name, even though I was attempting to call him Harris, (which is incorrect) I was still correctly pronouncing his name. It wasn't until a year or so later when I saw his name tag that I realised what his name was lol.

 

[maroondog72]

She’s so fat if you were gunna f*&k her..to find where your dick goes you’d have to cover her with flour to find the wet patch!

Or roll her in sherbit and fuck the fizzy bits

 

[Mr 95%]

Or roll her in sherbit and fuck the fizzy bits

Bahahaha!

 

[speedy2460]

Sign on Town Hall Station. Australia Sux.
Underneath in scribble.New Zealand Nil.