Aussie talk (slang)

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Got that much power it would pull Jesus Christ of the cross
 

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That old chestnut!
 

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It’s too high up to eat grass
Someone’s got to feed it
 

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Out of curiosity, when did you first hear that?
Asking as I believe that it originates with me!
Probably back in late 90's when I started bouncing.

I've edited it to "You're a load that should of been garggled at spat back in your dad's face" lol
 

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Out of curiosity, when did you first hear that?
Asking as I believe that it originates with me!
That saying has been around for as long as d@#$has been getting sucked
 

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Get on like a house on fire.

Going MAD / Going to see a man about a dog
 

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You're a load that should've ended up on yo mumma's face!
 

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(In regards to a woman who shares herself around a lot) "She's seen more pricks than a 2nd-hand dartboard".

Shitta brick

Copped one up the bunghole
 

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I woke up with half a mongrel.

Ya Mum's got great norks!

He looks like he's just eaten a shit-sandwich.
 

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Raindrops on roof tops and crops
 

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She’s so fat if you were gunna f*&k her..to find where your dick goes you’d have to cover her with flour to find the wet patch!
 

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I fucked your sister
I fucked your cat
Tried to fuck your mum but the bitch was too fat
 
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