Aussie talk (slang)

haz123

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Happier than a fat boy in a cupcake shop.
 

BlackJackBulldog

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Flat out like a lizard drinking
Shit or get off the pot
Face like a chewed minti

Had a Thai girl once who didn't know what to get when I asked for a roast chook from the shops
 

Wahesh

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  • One can short of a six-pack
  • One sandwich short of a picnic
  • A few bricks shy of a load
  • A few crumbs short of a biscuit
  • A few french fries short of a happy meal
 

Wahesh

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What about when a typical Aussie bloke says...
  • Mondee instead of Monday
  • Tuesdee instead of Tuesday
  • Wednesdee instead of Wednesday etc...
 

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How can anyone forget “dingo ate me Baby”.
Struth
Not to shabby
And my favourite Shu habib
 

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Kookaburra juice - Pasito
Boong Gravy - Worcestershire sauce
 

Squash the Berries!

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Dropping a shit.
Couldn’t score a root in a brothel.
That bands “shithouse”
Donga.
Troppo.
He’s having a Barry.
She’s a real goer.
Just put a bag on her head.
Corker.
Piss up.
Buckley’s chance of scoring a root.
I wouldn’t piss on him even if he was on fire.

Some personal sayings and I’m Aussie.
She’s so ugly if you woke up and she was asleep on your arm you would chew your own arm off so you wouldn’t wake her up.
I had a chick once she was so fat when she said do you want me to guide you I said you better as your the only one who knows where it is.
 

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that pussy has got more pulling power than a D8 Dozer
 
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