Aussie talk (slang)

MatstaDogg

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Head like a half sucked mango

Not here to fuck spiders is my fav
Head like a half chewed minty, head like a half sucked cough drop, head like a dropped pie, head like a smashed crab.

That's some of the variations I know of.
 

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Head like a beaten favourite
 

The DoggFather

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If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck.
 

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See ya round like a rissole

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a pocket full of 100's

But my ultimate favourite is we call ***** "mate" and we call mates "*****" lol
 
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MatstaDogg

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Anyone know the bloke from Fishing R Us, he loves saying "Ya sick c*nts". Makes me laugh when I here it.
 

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We don’t have to be bush-lawyers here...
 

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Tighter than a ducks arse
Head like a dropped pie
Face like a smacked arse
Cheaper than Jewish wine
Head like a smashed crab
 

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Ya flammin’ mongrel.
 
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