My months of hell

Kaz

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Hi Everyone,

Don’t fall over in horror that I’m back! I’m sure you were all hoping that I’d gone from the kennel for good!!

But you can’t keep a thoroughbred down for too long.

I don’t know how much you’ve heard about my absence but I’ll try to explain as best as I can.

I underwent open heart surgery in August and even though I was scared shitless, it wasn’t as bad as what the sook Jeff Fenech pretends it was.

He had similar op as me only they found two holes in the upper chamber of my heart and I didn’t cry once like he did!

I had a mitral valve repair.

And I bet that Mick Jagger didn’t cry over the same op either!

When I got out a few days later I went to the chemist to get my medication and the female chemist was ‘lovely enough’ to give me the wrong dose of Warfarin.

Instead of giving me 1½mgs she gave me 4mgs and I bled internally & was in absolute agony but I still didn’t cry like Fenech!

I was readmitted to hospital again where they did a CT scan & found a 6cm cyst on my pancreas. They discharged me 6 days later without any further medical intervention.

I went to my GP and insisted on getting another CT Scan because I was still in agony and just as well I did because the cyst had doubled its size to 12cm!

I was readmitted to hospital again and I underwent THE WORST HELL you could imagine.

They operated and found that the cyst had latched onto almost ever organ and as well as removing the cyst they had to remove ½ my pancreas/ my spleen/part of my large bowel and an adrenal gland! AND I still didn’t cry like Fenech!

The 2nd op was 2 hours longer than the heart operation. The Pancreas op was to take about 2 hours, but went for 5 hours.

Even though they took part of my bowel I can still talk shit just like you guys!

All up I have lost about 12kg, I am now 49kg, but at one stage was 47kg.

ATM, I look like a skeleton with skin.

Thanks to everyone that have thought about me.
 
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Great to hear from you Kaz. Wishing you a speedy recovery and hope to take Fifita from yous :blush:
 

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Great to hear from you Kaz. Wishing you a speedy recovery and hope to take Fifita from yous :blush:
Thanks.

You won't.

He will re-sign long term after November 1 deadline
 

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Wishing you the best for the future and welcome back! nice to see a few familiar members back in action!!
 

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Great to see u back kaz
You've been a warrior
 

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I heard that supporting players like Lodge could give you cysts. You should give that up to avoid the risk of developing more.

Jests aside we're glad to see you well enough to be posting again. Hope this is the last time you have to suffer any terrible malady.
 

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Hope this is the last time you have to suffer any terrible malady.
The ops I survived, the Broncos getting beating by your mob was agony.

Thank heavens I was in hospital & didn't get to see the game.
 

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The ops I survived, the Broncos getting beating by your mob was agony.

Thank heavens I was in hospital & didn't get to see the game.
I found it was a pretty easy pill to swallow. I'm guessing you were in a nil by mouth state at the time and had to take that pill anally.
 

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Sheesh..hope things turn for the better now..
 

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Have members left.

Is all the them vs us shit ended.

I don't know about all that, I was away for a few months... a few names I wasn't seeing when I returned are now beginning to resurface is all!
 

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I dont know you, however for some reason your journey has inspired me to write the following.
No explanation sometimes i get inspired to write bush poetry.
Hope you enjoy & if you would prefer the mods delete this then happy for that to happen.
Best of luck with your future travels

This is called
'I Wont Cry Like Fenech"

I had a little problem, a problem with my heart
So off I went to hospital, for doctors to do their part
I needed open heart surgery, I thought “Oh what the heck”
Two holes in my heart “I would not cry like Fenech”

The surgeons in, the diagnosis, a Mitral valve repair
The family in the waiting room, I hope all saying a prayer
They tell me Jagger had a similar op, & he was just a wreck
Mick toughed it out, to pull through, no crying like Fenech

When I got out it was off to the chemist, in search of medication
And though the chemist was “lovely enough” she was surely an aberration
1.5 was required, 4 was given instead,
I writhed in pain and agony, and internally I just bled
The subsequent pain that I endured, turned me into a blithering wreck
The pain unbearable, I fought so hard & still didn’t cry like Fenech.

Off to hospital again I go, and on my pancreas they found a cyst
A week in hospital with no result, then I was dismissed
The pain intense, I pushed on & requested a CT Scan
The cyst had grown, doubled in size, to the size of my small hand
Back to hospital, more surgery, it was like rebuilding a deck
They removed part of my pancreas, part of my bowel, but I would not cry like Fenech

This is part of my journey so far, there is still some roads to travel
At times it has seemed that all I’m doing is crawling over hot gravel
I’ve lost some weight, and part of my organs & feel like just a speck
But I’m fighting hard, wont give in & I wont cry like Fenech

Edit: I would've sent it as a PM but couldnt work out how
 

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That sounds like pure torture. I’m glad it’s behind you now and it’s grest to see you back on here.

Wishing you a speedy recovery do you can challenge Jeff Fenech to a fight and knock his block off!
 

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I dont know you, however for some reason your journey has inspired me to write the following.
No explanation sometimes i get inspired to write bush poetry.
Hope you enjoy & if you would prefer the mods delete this then happy for that to happen.
Best of luck with your future travels

This is called
'I Wont Cry Like Fenech"

I had a little problem, a problem with my heart
So off I went to hospital, for doctors to do their part
I needed open heart surgery, I thought “Oh what the heck”
Two holes in my heart “I would not cry like Fenech”

The surgeons in, the diagnosis, a Mitral valve repair
The family in the waiting room, I hope all saying a prayer
They tell me Jagger had a similar op, & he was just a wreck
Mick toughed it out, to pull through, no crying like Fenech

When I got out it was off to the chemist, in search of medication
And though the chemist was “lovely enough” she was surely an aberration
1.5 was required, 4 was given instead,
I writhed in pain and agony, and internally I just bled
The subsequent pain that I endured, turned me into a blithering wreck
The pain unbearable, I fought so hard & still didn’t cry like Fenech.

Off to hospital again I go, and on my pancreas they found a cyst
A week in hospital with no result, then I was dismissed
The pain intense, I pushed on & requested a CT Scan
The cyst had grown, doubled in size, to the size of my small hand
Back to hospital, more surgery, it was like rebuilding a deck
They removed part of my pancreas, part of my bowel, but I would not cry like Fenech

This is part of my journey so far, there is still some roads to travel
At times it has seemed that all I’m doing is crawling over hot gravel
I’ve lost some weight, and part of my organs & feel like just a speck
But I’m fighting hard, wont give in & I wont cry like Fenech

Edit: I would've sent it as a PM but couldnt work out how
Fkn talent!

Well done, son!
 

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Jeeez. Two holes in your heart. That's nearly as many holes as the Bulldogs defensive line.

Sounds like you went through almost as much pain as watching Bulldogs vs Broncos.

I'll be sending all my strength to you, Jeff Fenech. Not to Kaz though. She doesn't need it. She's tough as nails.
 

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With our sister back, kennel is nearly back to normal.

Just a few pieces of equine shit left to clean up...
 
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@Kaz glad to see you back and as spirited as usual.
I can't help but get the feeling that you dislike Fenech for some reason or another :P
 
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