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Crazed killers Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding and Otis Driftwood unleash bloody mayhem after escaping from prison.

Having seen most of Rob Zombie's movies to date, and actually enjoying the previous two films in this trilogy (devil's rejects being his best work imo) this sorry excuse for a cash grab was shittier than a fat dude spraying out diarrhea in a truck stop bathroom after eating 15 pies. Nothing about this movie worked. The characters were annoying, direction was woeful and don't even get me started on the story and script,l (or lack thereof) resulting in a end product no one involved seemed to care about.

(Message to Mr Zombie, you're wife can't act to save her life, she's worse than an ametuer porn actress)

0.5/5 (just for bill moseley and Danny trejo)
That's a shame as i really liked House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects. Also r.i.p Sid Haig, aka Captain Spaulding. Shame his last movie is this one then if it's so bad.
 

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As a massive fan of breaking bad (I consider it my favourite drama along with oz, deadwood being next on that list) needless to say I was really looking forward to this, ultimately I let my expectations get way too high. There is nothing wrong with El camino per say, it's shot beautifully, well acted and over-all a way to conclude Jesse's story, but I wasn't crazy about the way they went with the plot and after the perfect ending for an amazing show like BB, it really didn't need to be made.

3.5/5
 

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As a massive fan of breaking bad (I consider it my favourite drama along with oz, deadwood being next on that list) needless to say I was really looking forward to this, ultimately I let my expectations get way too high. There is nothing wrong with El camino per say, it's shot beautifully, well acted and over-all a way to conclude Jesse's story, but I wasn't crazy about the way they went with the plot and after the perfect ending for an amazing show like BB, it really didn't need to be made.

3.5/5
OZ, are you talking about the prison show? If so that was a good show. Of course I loved Deadwood too.
 

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As an actor, Affleck is so hit and miss.

I thought he was great in the Accountant.
That movie was pretty good..the end credits song was so powerful..and brilliantly sung by Sean Rowe ‘To Leave Something Behind..’ Do you remember it? Here it is..

Ps..he’s got a beard @ASSASSIN and @Hacky McAxe would be most impressed by!!
 

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In the Tall Grass

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After hearing a young boy's cry for help, a sister and brother venture into a vast field of tall grass in Kansas but soon discover there may be no way out...and that something evil lurks within.

Ok so I started to watch this movie thinking it was a mystery... but soon realised it was horror. Now I'm the type of guy who usually laughs at horror movies because of how predicatable they were, but this one made me cringe. It was confusing at first but started making sense after a while. It had enough to keep me watching it, but not enough to watch it a second time. I would actually like to hear @The_Chimpster's review on this one if he gets around to watching it.

6/10
 

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This Means War



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A pair of C.I.A. operatives wage an epic battle against one another when they discover they are dating the same woman.

IMDb gave this movie a 6.3 - I don't know how it got such a high mark. This movie was very boring. Very very boring. It repeated the same things over and over again. I have no idea what even prompted me to watch it as it felt like living a groundhog day with what seems like the same scenes happening over and over again.

4/10.
 

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The Losers



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A CIA special forces team are betrayed and left for dead by their superiors, galvanizing them to mount an offensive on the CIA.

This movie is about what you'd expect when you have a group of Mercs going up against the CIA who betrayed them. It was a thoroughly entertaining movie though, and in some cases quite comical. Zoe Saldana reminded me of why I was so obsessed with seeing Colombiana in 2011 FMFD. This women really turns up the heat on the crazy-sexy scale.

8/10
 

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The Losers



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A CIA special forces team are betrayed and left for dead by their superiors, galvanizing them to mount an offensive on the CIA.

This movie is about what you'd expect when you have a group of Mercs going up against the CIA who betrayed them. It was a thoroughly entertaining movie though, and in some cases quite comical. Zoe Saldana reminded me of why I was so obsessed with seeing Colombiana in 2011 FMFD. This women really turns up the heat on the crazy-sexy scale.

8/10
Also it has Jeffrey Dean Morgan in it. I rate him as an actor.
 

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Also it has Jeffrey Dean Morgan in it. I rate him as an actor.
Yeah he was the leader of the Mercs in this movie. Lucky bastard got to have a sexy-ass fight with Zoe too!
 

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For the Vin Diesel fans, this one actually looks pretty interesting

 

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I seriously was amazed when I watched this. One of those movies that you didn’t want to watch as it looked shit in previews. I was wrong
 

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I started watching the Dead Don't Die. Made it 25 minutes. It's the first movie I've ever had to turn off 'cause it was so bloody boring.
I unfortunately got all the way through it. I don't know if it was intended for the living characters to be more zombie like than the dead or not. I've heard it said that the underlying theme for the movie is that we're already living like zombies. But for a supposedly comedic zombie movie it offered little in terms of frightening scenes and very little comedy either.

I didn't think another movie would ever hit the absolute zero mark on my scale after 'Signs' or 'sphere' but 'the dead don't die' made me rethink my zero rating for the aforementioned movies. They both get a rating of 0.1/100. You made the right choice in switching off at the 20 minute mark.
 

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Here it is..the final trailer for Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker.. for what it is worth I gave up on this series with Rey..not a fan of the current characters..

 
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Here it is..the final trailer for Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker.. for what it is worth I gave up on this series Rey..not a fan of the current characters..

The thing I hate most about the new Star Wars movies is that Daisy Ridley is actually really bloody attractive, but they make her look like an ugly boy.
 

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Hobbs & Shaw

I actually got stupider after watching this movie

I just hope Idris Elba got paid alot of money for this turkey
 

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Hobbs & Shaw

I actually got stupider after watching this movie

I just hope Idris Elba got paid alot of money for this turkey
It’s just not Fast or Furious without PW and/or VD
 

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Here it is..the final trailer for Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker.. for what it is worth I gave up on this series with Rey..not a fan of the current characters..

Looks like Palpatine is back?
That voice in the middle of the trailer sounded very much like Ian McDiarmid to me.
Even the laugh at the end.

If you read the books you'd know Palpatine reincarnated himself.
 

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The thing I hate most about the new Star Wars movies is that Daisy Ridley is actually really bloody attractive, but they make her look like an ugly boy.
I've seen much more attractive Brits working as waitresses in beach cafes!
 
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