Little groups with a hierarchy lol

[Memberberries]

I am in the shorter people range but I don't suffer small man syndrome or anything like that. I will admit, the short jokes do get a bit annoying after a while but I just tell people, which I've mentioned on here before that I'm short because my dick weighed me down.

Actually, one thing about being short that pissed me off is when chicks say " I can't date a short guy" but if I said "Well I can't date a fat girl" the chicks lose their shit.

Most of the short jokes I heard came from a short guy.

You're right they got annoying quick.

You should see what its like being tall.
Everyone expects you to play basketball and mistakes you for a weather station!

We get treated like freaks because we are taller than average.

Nothing worse than going shoe or clothes shopping and coming home empty handed because they don't have anything you like in stock.

Shoes are the worst.
Because size 15 and up boxes are so big, stores don't keep them stocked on their shelves!

Good thing about size 15 shoe boxes is they make awesome storage containers!

 

[Blue_boost]

@Blue_boost What have you got against short people, did a Smurf fuck ya missus? Left you feeling like a beta?

I have nothing against short people. But I find short people to be very aggressive, like they think that everyone who talks to them is trying to pick a fight. Most people chuckle at them and it just makes them more aggressive.

Gyms are classic places to see how the short guy interacts. They try pump some heavy iron beyond their small frames capability. Some of them over many years pump up a bit but you just want to go over to them and say "your still a short C**t". It's hilarious as they think a bigger back and biceps somehow offsets their short ass stature. Ya gotta smirk at them

Maybe a hammer fist to the top of the head and a chuckle. Maybe ask them to shine your shoes

 

[Blue_boost]

Back on the day at high school we had a really short teacher who was vicious. We all used to tell one another jokes at his expense and often hear people chuckling for little or no reason when he stood before the class. We just had to look at each other and the chuckling would start up.

One time he took the class to the library and the librarian says sorry everyone has to leave without a teacher. He was standing there right next to her. (She just had to look down).. everyone cracked up. Poor little fella.

 

[Scoooby]

Well there is a bunch of fuckwits on here trying to take over the kennel lol

Worst part the dumbest **** of the group brags about it lol PS his husband is Mr Ed.

YES!!!!!

 

[Memberberries]

Back on the day at high school we had a really short teacher who was vicious. We all used to tell one another jokes at his expense and often hear people chuckling for little or no reason when he stood before the class. We just had to look at each other and the chuckling would start up.

One time he took the class to the library and the librarian says sorry everyone has to leave without a teacher. He was standing there right next to her. (She just had to look down).. everyone cracked up. Poor little fella.

One thing you cannot deny.
The Winfield cup looks great with a short man on a tall mans shoulder.

Short guys do usually ally with us tall guys if they're smart though.

Lol

In saying all that I've displayed a depiction of small man syndrome in its purest form.

On the left you have an insecure micro cock German (Austrians are Germans no matter how much you attempt to sugar coat it!) On the right a tall,robust and literally almost bulletproof Croatian.

Honestly look at the picture, it says a thousand words!

I bet Pavelic was laughing to himself thinking what a weak little bitch Hitler actually was?

 

[Bad Billy]

I’ve been told I’m small. But only by women I’ve rooted.
Does that make me a midget?

 

[Memberberries]

I’ve been told I’m small. But only by women I’ve rooted.
Does that make me a midget?

I've been told by women ooohhhhh you very big, I like,I like.

Also been told something else about another part of my anatomy which I cannot repeat here or I will get another post deleted in this thread and possibly get a warning that another strike will get me banned?

 

[Memberberries]

Here is another perk to being a tall man when you are with woman.

Whatever tricks you shorter men might have?
You will never know what its like to confidently lift your partner 2 feet off the ground to bring her up to your level?
Unless of course you're with a dwarf. Lol

Women love it when you pick them up like a child and are being controlled in the arms of a big strong man!

Again I display a picture for you little men so you can at least have a visual of how it looks?

 

[Wahesh]

Here is another perk to being a tall man when you are with woman.

Whatever tricks you shorter men might have?
You will never know what its like to confidently lift your partner 2 feet off the ground to bring her up to your level?
Unless of course you're with a dwarf. Lol

Women love it when you pick them up like a child and are being controlled in the arms of a big strong man!

Again I display a picture for you little men so you can at least have a visual of how it looks?

Yeah I used to do that to my ex all the time... man she was tiny.

 

[Blue_boost]

I’ve been told I’m small. But only by women I’ve rooted.
Does that make me a midget?

It's not ideal but at least you managed to trick them into sex. Then they found out about your undersized package a bit late. Credit to you for Getting the job done with makeshift tools.

 

[Rodzilla]

I bet Pavelic was laughing to himself thinking what a weak little bitch Hitler actually was?

pavelic was thinking too himself "omg im meeting hitler, I better not fuck this up and ive got to make sure to agree to anything he wants because he is the daddy, oh shit he is standing on the steps, does that mean he is going to ask me to suck his dick ffs? if he does ask me to suck his dick do I immediately do it or maybe he is just testing me to see if im gay so should I refuse?, this is so confusing"

pavelic was the biggest coward pussy going around, always hiding using fake names, using human shields to escape and fleeing half way around the world

 

[086]

I’ve been told I’m small. But only by women I’ve rooted.
Does that make me a midget?

Funny how the narrative changes when you suggest that it's perfect for butt stuff then, hey
Suddenly porn stars would feel insecure in your company, if you believe them :P
Is also why I rather undersell...

 

[Bad Billy]

It's not ideal but at least you managed to trick them into sex. Then they found out about your undersized package a bit late. Credit to you for Getting the job done with makeshift tools.

Wait.
They're talking about my junk ??

 

[Wahesh]

Wait.
They're talking about my junk ??

Hold on... you work in a nucular panner plant don't ya? I'm sure all the radioactive shit in there makes things bigger doesn't it? It also glows green. I'm sure the whamen love it... a big, glowing-green slug about to enter their fertile garden, yeah?

 

[Wahesh]

Here is another perk to being a tall man when you are with woman.

Whatever tricks you shorter men might have?
You will never know what its like to confidently lift your partner 2 feet off the ground to bring her up to your level?
Unless of course you're with a dwarf. Lol

Women love it when you pick them up like a child and are being controlled in the arms of a big strong man!

Again I display a picture for you little men so you can at least have a visual of how it looks?

So that's how I used to carry her up the stairs LOL. I used to carry her more like this, except my hands were under her thighs as opposed to her legs. Yep I also used to lean back so her face was on top of mine.

 

[Memberberries]

So that's how I used to carry her up the stairs LOL. I used to carry her more like this, except my hands were under her thighs as opposed to her legs. Yep I also used to lean back so her face was on top of mine.

Apparently some women don't like being lifted up?
Bloody feminazi bitches those ones! Lol

Also some women think they're too heavy when in reality I'm double their weight and at least 3 times physically stronger than they are.

If I was worried about dropping a woman, I wouldn't lift her up into my arms to begin with!

 

[Wahesh]

Apparently some women don't like being lifted up?
Bloody feminazi bitches those ones! Lol

Also some women think they're too heavy when in reality I'm double their weight and at least 3 times physically stronger than they are.

If I was worried about dropping a woman, I wouldn't lift her up into my arms to begin with!

Well my ex Mrs used to try to resist me carrying but she'd always have a smile on her face so I know she liked it lol. She was so light mate, only 45kgs, but whenever I picked her up it felt like I was lifted up paper, I couldn't fathom it.

There was also this other time I was at a bucks night for a cousin and some rich guy flipped a stripper $50 on my behalf (I couldn't figure out why) and the stupid bitch was all over me... using me as if I was some sort of monkey bar and moving all around me LOL. She kept saying "Don't drop me!" and I was like "Relax, I can bench-press my own weight" lol... oh women, they can make you laugh.

 

[Memberberries]

Well my ex Mrs used to try to resist me carrying but she'd always have a smile on her face so I know she liked it lol. She was so light mate, only 45kgs, but whenever I picked her up it felt like I was lifted up paper, I couldn't fathom it.

There was also this other time I was at a bucks night for a cousin and some rich guy flipped a stripper $50 on my behalf (I couldn't figure out why) and the stupid bitch was all over me... using me as if I was some sort of monkey bar and moving all around me LOL. She kept saying "Don't drop me!" and I was like "Relax, I can bench-press my own weight" lol... oh women, they can make you laugh.

Women are so stupid.

They think because they're physically not strong that men are the same?

If I wasn't so lazy and worked out regularly I'd be able to lift 3 women at once!

 

[Wahesh]

Women are so stupid.

They think because they're physically not strong that men are the same?

If I wasn't so lazy and worked out regularly I'd be able to lift 3 women at once!

Yeah same. I've done 2 - my ex and her sister LOL. I carried them both over my shoulders. Easy. Combined they still didn't weigh as much as me.

 

[Dawgfather]

I spent a few years refereeing touch football in Sydney to a reasonably competitive level.

Most of the referees around me were on huge ego rips and as soon as they'd get in the middle of the field they would literally froth over the ability to take control and talk down to players.

I used to hate it (never spoke up about it).

My approach to refereeing was to work with the players and let the focus of the game be their athletic ability, and not my ability to blow a whistle and act like a prick.

IMO, it worked a lot better that way.