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Are we going down the crazy ex path?
Anyone else willing to admit to being the victim of domestic violence in a relationship?
 

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Are we going down the crazy ex path?
Anyone else willing to admit to being the victim of domestic violence in a relationship?

I was stabbed with a set of keys by a drunk ex, if that counts :tongueclosed:
 

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Alright.. next on my list:

What grinds my gears is that I have to share the same planet as the viewers of "Love Island"
I seen an add for that while I was watching the race the other day who the fuck would watch that shit
 

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I seen an add for that while I was watching the race the other day who the fuck would watch that shit
Sadly, it will probably get decent ratings.


as Steve Jobs once put it..

"When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want".
 

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Yes, that counts.
If you did that to a random female, you would be prosecuted, so definitely counts.


Strewth man, we're all Bruce's here!
All Bruce,Steve,Wayne and Roberts.

my ex is Russian, she likes to drink ..quite a bit
Rubbish woman.
She will look old and worn out by 40 and you will still be in good form reeling in the 20 year olds.Facts!
 
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Ffs women again!
This time again with their plans.

Can any women who post here give me a rough estimate of how far ahead you plan things?

Because us men don't function in that way.
We are mostly simple creatures who live in the here and now!
 

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Ffs women again!
This time again with their plans.

Can any women who post here give me a rough estimate of how far ahead you plan things?

Because us men don't function in that way.
We are mostly simple creatures who live in the here and now!
Actually I'm a strategist, but I'll admit it's generally in the not-so-distant future.

Some Asian bloke I studied with in college said something about us both becoming Transport Officers and organising reunions in 10 years time :|
 

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Actually I'm a strategist, but I'll admit it's generally in the not-so-distant future.

Some Asian bloke I studied with in college said something about us both becoming Transport Officers and organising reunions in 10 years time :|
I hate to tell you this.
But I have high suspicions you were in the company of a gay Asian who fancies middle eastern men?

Why is it every poofter in Australia seems to fancy middle eastern guys?
 

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I hate to tell you this.
But I have high suspicions you were in the company of a gay Asian who fancies middle eastern men?

Why is it every poofter in Australia seems to fancy middle eastern guys?
I don't think he was gay, but he certainly needed help.

It's ashame for him that I was too busy trying to woo this hot Filipina at the time, oh that chick used to loved tempting me hard LOL.
 

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I don't think he was gay, but he certainly needed help.

It's ashame for him that I was too busy trying to woo this hot Filipina at the time, oh that chick used to loved tempting me hard LOL.
You and your Asians haha.
Just get it over and done with and hit up the marquee on friday night.

But be prepared to have to fight off a heap of weak ass butt hurt Asian drunk guys when they can't hack it that racist is bez stealing their wimenz!
 

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You and your Asians haha.
Just get it over and done with and hit up the marquee on friday night.

But be prepared to have to fight off a heap of weak ass butt hurt Asian drunk guys when they can't hack it that racist is bez stealing their wimenz!
It's their fault for being to damn hawt lol.

Actually the last place I was at was a haven for them. I had my choice of 5...
  • The movie critic
  • The shy one
  • The Canadian one
  • The former model
  • The one who lived near me (and loved Lebanese food)
 

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It's their fault for being to damn hawt lol.

Actually the last place I was at was a haven for them. I had my choice of 5...
  • The movie critic
  • The shy one
  • The Canadian one
  • The former model
  • The one who lived near me (and loved Lebanese food)
Stop being a pansy and go hit one up!
Stop worrying about the size of your dick ffs!

Women don't care about the size of it when you go hard anyway.

Us guys are so dumb worrying about dick size.
Pornography has fucked up our perception of that.

If you speak to most real women they will tell you they don't enjoy getting plowed by guys with horse sized cocks!

But in saying that I'm not too sure what size is the right or good size?
But most women will all agree on this that all women are not the same when it comes to preference.

See women are a lot like us in many ways.
Except on the planning shit years in advanced part!
 

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Stop being a pansy and go hit one up!
Stop worrying about the size of your dick ffs!

Women don't care about the size of it when you go hard anyway.

Us guys are so dumb worrying about dick size.
Pornography has fucked up our perception of that.

If you speak to most real women they will tell you they don't enjoy getting plowed by guys with horse sized cocks!

But in saying that I'm not too sure what size is the right or good size?
But most women will all agree on this that all women are not the same when it comes to preference.

See women are a lot like us in many ways.
Except on the planning shit years in advanced part!

that last bit should be the Durex slogan
 

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that last bit should be the Durex slogan
Some women do plan out a mate years in advance to be the father of their children.

Thats the kind of power woman has and that is why she is Satans favourite little helper!
 

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Some women do plan out a mate years in advance to be the father of their children.

Thats the kind of power woman has and that is why she is Satans favourite little helper!
especially when they reach their 30s.. it's a jungle out there!
 

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Special law is still not recognized in the free democratic state of NSW and no amount of instructing the public will change that.
I am, we are free people.
 

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Special law is still not recognized in the free democratic state of NSW and no amount of instructing the public will change that.
I am, we are free people.
We are the resistance.
Resistance leads to genocide, genocide leads to revolution, revolution leads to suffering (mainly because of the genocide)
 

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CommBank systems being down...

Amazing how much we rely on this stuff to live.
 
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