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After a priceless Apache war mask is stolen from an Indian casino, a host of criminals descends on the small town in hope of claiming the stolen treasure first.
Watched this at 1 am this morning seeing I couldn't sleep and wanted a brainless funny action/comedy and really wish I just jerked off or watched literally anything else instead. This movie stunk worse than a hobo living in a supermarket dumpster. The characters are so thinly veiled spouting awful dialogue that sounds like it was written by a 6th grader, the direction is atrocious and the usually great Gary Oldman was utterly wasted in one of the worse roles I've seen him take to date. Once I start a movie I see it out till the end, this movie was so boring it made me reassess my whole way of thinking.
0.5/5
(the. 05 is for the close up of the hot chicks arse and cleveage, that's it)