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I don't think god would click the fingers he would just do it, clicking the fingers was invented by someone who was annoyed that they weren't getting the proper credit

they started out by doing things just by thinking it and the other people were like "omg all these fish naturally washed up on shore, how lucky are we that we don't need to fish for them", so then he came up with the clicking fingers move
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First of all, love how you strawmaned your response at the end, but anyway....

According to my faith, God isn't an invisible being, He revealed Himself through Jesus Christ.
I can't speak for other faiths, maybe other faiths have an invisible God, not mine.

"You can easily say Zeus created the big bang" but Zeus doesn't have 46 books of the old testament and 27 books of the new testament giving testimony to his existence. Just pointing that out.
Lol. Over 3000 Gods living and Dead. The Abrahamic God is but one of them. Thousands of religious texts all claiming they have proof their religion is right. Christianity is not special.

I dont understand your point re the bible. Would you like me to point out contradictions in it??

Like I cant not prove the ultimate beginning of the universe. You sure cant. Even if you could, doesnt mean you God ia the one who created it. 1.2 Billion Hindus would disagree with you.

Anyway this is going to go around in circles. I want to go full crazy athietist mode. You are a good bloke. Sorry if i offended you in anyway. As long as you practice peacfully, amen my friend. May the force be with you
 

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What if the big bang was God clicking his fingers?
I'm sorry. I read that as "God flicking his fingers" and I immediately went somewhere else. Too much porn for me.
 

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no im just saying that god doesn't need to do the clicking fingers because nobody is around to see it

If clicking the fingers is required to activate the magic then I apologise but that seems limiting
If God clicks his fingers and no one is around to hear it, do we really exist?

Side note. In the ultra battle when Jesus smashing the evil dudes, it says that he uses his voice to do it. This is sold as "Jesus is so powerful he can do this with just his voice"

Of course my immediate response was, "why does he need to use his voice? He's God. Couldn't he just do it? What happens if someone covered his mouth or removed his vocal chords?"
 

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It good to have connections like that did you win big?

Ps At the end of the day crimes are committed cause of drugs and money.
And women. Don't forget the women. The amount of crimes committed by a dude trying to impress a chick is just amazing.
 

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First of all, love how you strawmaned your response at the end, but anyway....

According to my faith, God isn't an invisible being, He revealed Himself through Jesus Christ.
I can't speak for other faiths, maybe other faiths have an invisible God, not mine.

"You can easily say Zeus created the big bang" but Zeus doesn't have 46 books of the old testament and 27 books of the new testament giving testimony to his existence. Just pointing that out.
My God is very visible. I see him every time I look in the mirror... When I'm drinking beer.
 

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Shit times? Liverscum, livershit, livercrap, loserpool, etc etc etc
Everyone is a fucking Liverpool supporter now days. Of all my friends who follow EPL. One follows Arsenal (as do I), one follows Newcastle, and the other 356 follow Liverpool. It's a bloody plague.
 

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Have you been to gaol?
Have you done a survey?
90% of crime has something to do with drugs.
If we're pulling stats out of our arses then it's a 504.66% definite that god doesn't exist
 

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If God clicks his fingers and no one is around to hear it, do we really exist?

Side note. In the ultra battle when Jesus smashing the evil dudes, it says that he uses his voice to do it. This is sold as "Jesus is so powerful he can do this with just his voice"

Of course my immediate response was, "why does he need to use his voice? He's God. Couldn't he just do it? What happens if someone covered his mouth or removed his vocal chords?"
Like Genesis in Preacher?

PS fkn lol at the ear muffs.
 

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Everyone is a fucking Liverpool supporter now days. Of all my friends who follow EPL. One follows Arsenal (as do I), one follows Newcastle, and the other 356 follow Liverpool. It's a bloody plague.
Always have and always be a Gunner.
 

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Everyone is a fucking Liverpool supporter now days. Of all my friends who follow EPL. One follows Arsenal (as do I), one follows Newcastle, and the other 356 follow Liverpool. It's a bloody plague.
Well they're out of the job now (stealing hubcaps because cars don't have hubcaps anymore) so they're all very vocal at the moment
 

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Lol. Over 3000 Gods living and Dead. The Abrahamic God is but one of them. Thousands of religious texts all claiming they have proof their religion is right. Christianity is not special.

I dont understand your point re the bible. Would you like me to point out contradictions in it??

Like I cant not prove the ultimate beginning of the universe. You sure cant. Even if you could, doesnt mean you God ia the one who created it. 1.2 Billion Hindus would disagree with you.

Anyway this is going to go around in circles. I want to go full crazy athietist mode. You are a good bloke. Sorry if i offended you in anyway. As long as you practice peacfully, amen my friend. May the force be with you
Are you talking about contradictions between the new and old testaments?
 

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Everyone is a fucking Liverpool supporter now days. Of all my friends who follow EPL. One follows Arsenal (as do I), one follows Newcastle, and the other 356 follow Liverpool. It's a bloody plague.
Plague is a great description of them the bloody viruses
 

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Would you like me to point out contradictions in it??
No, because I've heard them all before and refuted most of them.

And No, you haven't offended me at all, nothing wrong with good peaceful dialogue.
 

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Everyone is a fucking Liverpool supporter now days. Of all my friends who follow EPL. One follows Arsenal (as do I), one follows Newcastle, and the other 356 follow Liverpool. It's a bloody plague.
Ian Wright supports Liverpool now btw.
 

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My God is very visible. I see him every time I look in the mirror... When I'm drinking beer.
That's good. If it makes you happy then drink hard and keep looking at that mirror. Mirror Mirror on the wall.....
 

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I actually watched a really interesting documentary about Jesus, raised some valid points. It's called Fist of Jesus if anyone is interested, be warned it's fairly graphic.
 
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