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I wouldn't be hanging out with them... I'll be hanging out on Sydney Harbor playing with my big boy toys :grinning:
I’d be doing a Dan Bilzerian and proving to Azerbaijani men that you don’t need a beard to satisfy a woman!
 

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While I technically " won" 55 on a ticketI lost over $100 On other tickets
Truth is anyone who gambles isn’t in front!
Notice how those old school wog skips are always in front with the pokies?

I’m a gambler but I don’t piss in anyone’s pocket.
I have more bad days than good days gambling!

One time I was having such a bad run I stopped gambling for a while and bought my mum a new washing machine!

If I can throw money away to a soulless corporation, then I can take time out to buy things of good use for my mum and sister (and me too).
 

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I’d give more of money to pan handlers instead of gambling, so they can buy drugs and booze with it.
But the police do crack down on pan handlers if they haven’t got anything better to do!
 

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Truth is anyone who gambles isn’t in front!
Notice how those old school wog skips are always in front with the pokies?

I’m a gambler but I don’t piss in anyone’s pocket.
I have more bad days than good days gambling!

One time I was having such a bad run I stopped gambling for a while and bought my mum a new washing machine!

If I can throw money away to a soulless corporation, then I can take time out to buy things of good use for my mum and sister (and me too).
Every few months I'll have a flutter on the pokies ,I'll watch someone bet max and feed the machines hundreds ,when it kills them and they piss of with the shits throw a 50 in half the bet more often than not I'll will bump you to $100 collect put 50 back in wallet buy a counter meal put the other $20 in while meal is cooking job done lol
 

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ive had some good gambling wins

$3,000 Greece 2004 euro
$7,000 poker
$3,000 poker
$12,000 in 1 week of blackjack at the casino
$2,000 poker
$2,000 brawn gp constructors championship 2009
$2,500 Cleveland 2016 nba title
$9,000 on a Saturday raceday in jan this year
$7,000 on a raceday in may

and the losses I don't want to talk about ffs
 

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Every few months I'll have a flutter on the pokies ,I'll watch someone bet max and feed the machines hundreds ,when it kills them and they piss of with the shits throw a 50 in half the bet more often than not I'll will bump you to $100 collect put 50 back in wallet buy a counter meal put the other $20 in while meal is cooking job done lol
Have you ever heard anyone tell you they’ve won more than they’ve lost playing the pokies?

If you can afford to spend money gambling then all means go for gold.
I’m a single man with no kids or massive debt to pay the bank.

One time recently I was at the sports club and this monkey (another wog skip lol) was playing virtual roulette.
Strange as that is usually for Asians?

Anyway he was there on a l-l-w-l-w-w-l-l-l streak as computers are renown for and standing there thinking he is all cool like a loser, losing his money to a machine as his loser friends watched on.

Before selecting his bet, to punt his last $50 says “I hope this gets up because I don’t know how to tell my mrs we can’t afford food for the kids tonight”?

And then him and his friends started laughing.
I’m sure he wasn’t joking about risking his kids not getting food? Because the bet got up and he celebrated as if not only his kids wouldn’t be starving but his relationship will not be swaying in the wind!

That was months ago.
If she is a smart woman, then she has left him for a guy who isn’t a problem gambler!
 

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ive had some good gambling wins

$3,000 Greece 2004 euro
$7,000 poker
$3,000 poker
$12,000 in 1 week of blackjack at the casino
$2,000 poker
$2,000 brawn gp constructors championship 2009
$2,500 Cleveland 2016 nba title
$9,000 on a Saturday raceday in jan this year
$7,000 on a raceday in may

and the losses I don't want to talk about ffs
Not one doing what Paul the Octopus predicted in the 2010 World Cup?
 

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Main purpose is to invest a lot of the money so you get a decent return. That would be a priority.
 

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Eleanor straight up. Then grab the latest Shelby GT500 Super Snake. :smirk:
 
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