Solid business ideas thead.

[Blue_boost]

Please post up your solid business idea...

Here is one of many I thought of..

I'm going to open up a real estate office but not be boring like all the other real estate offices. You always see generic looking signs with crappy sounding names like Raine of Horne or ABC realty etc etc.

What about APE real estate and have a cutout of a Godzilla type creature out the front of a house that is for sale or for rent. Maybe make growling noises every time. Car passes by.

Also we know purple bricks went bust but it's because they stuck to the generic real estate look and feel.

Plus regular real estate sales people try and fool people with their cheap suits and fake watches. Why do they need to dress up? At ape real estate my salesman make a mockery of real estate agents, we turn up in a costume and heaps of Old Spice cologne.

But APE real estate would be the go-to place for your real estate needs. My chargeout model, direct marketing cost plus a per inspection fee. Sounds too good to be true

On the day of an open house I'd hire a big gym dude to stand in the corner with an ape mask on beating his chest flipping a sign saying open house today.

If you were selling your house wouldn't you give ape real estate a go-banana?

What's your solid business idea?

 

[belmore_utd]

Kidnap over opinionated cucks and charge people to chuck purple bricks at their dog shit heads

 

[belmore_utd]

Jokes btw.

You are a very contributive member of the kennel and we greatly value your opinion ofcourse

 

[Blue_boost]

Jokes btw.

You are a very contributive member of the kennel and we greatly value your opinion ofcourse

I thought so but what's your business idea? Maybe a Kogan retail front?

 

[belmore_utd]

I thought so but what's your business idea? Maybe a Kogan retail front?

I would take on the arranged marriage market and lottorize it.

The parents get a share of proceedings, worth significantly more than a few goats and a pale of milk for their offspring, and the kids have an even money chance of ending up with someone their parents disapprove of.

 

[maroondog72]

Door to door crack salesman.......
What’s your address @Blue_boost ?

 

[Sleeky]

bashatradie.com

bashabuilder.com

bashaclient.com


My employee thought of that one after what he has seen in the industry.

 

[longy0303]

open a video shop

 

[Smartseal]

FFFM operator

You dirty bastards, its Freelance Football Forum Moderator
Our motto would be "I dont care how long you've been a member, you cross me & I'll fukin ban you for life"

 

[coach]

Kidnap over opinionated cucks and charge people to chuck purple bricks at their dog shit heads

I had a good chuckle

 

[coach]

Brothel....
Can’t loose, old reliable business model
Never run out of customers
Sample the products
Launder some cash from drugs

 

[south of heaven]

A sex toy store for the elderly

 

[Mr 95%]

A sex toy store for the elderly

Will you be stocking dildos for people with arthritic hands?

Oh maybe you can expand your range and include the disabled.. Yes pump action dildo attachment for commodes..be a big seller!

 

[CroydonDog]

FFFM operator

You dirty bastards, its Freelance Football Forum Moderator
Our motto would be "I dont care how long you've been a member, you cross me & I'll fukin ban you for life"

So they aren't connected in any way to MILF?

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front?

 

[Blue_boost]

With lockout laws abolished I say a good late nightclub could be a goer.

Sydney has dried up of recent years and we have a lack of nightclubs and strip joints

 

[Wahesh]

Open a nightclub in Sydney and call it "Ultrasound" - different rooms with different types of music - Urban (Rap/RnB/Hip-Hop), Dance (Techno/Euro/Trance) Retro (80s/90s), Contemporary (00's and teenys).

But there's one little problem... we live in Sydney, and thanks to Mike Baird, our city is dead on Saturday nights and has no social life.