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[steve1700]

A weed habit is still cheaper than a cocaine or alcohol habit.

Not if you are in brasil it is not

 

[EXPLORER]

I know you wont believe me but I have the power to determine what type of a person is according to their avatar!

MastaDogg - clever designer but mixes with the wrong crowd
Hacky McAxe - heavy metal serial killer
south of heaven - (personal favourite) so politically incorrect
Baseball Furies - someone not to get pissed with
Assassin - not game to say too much as he scares me
Heckler - vocal smartass
Wahesh - enjoys a g-string, my sort of guy
Steve 1700 - no longer has team so has jumped onto the dogs forum
JayBee - living in the past
Armchair critic -politiccaly savvy as he sums up todays voters perfectly
utility half - wants desperately to fly away from Gosford
Trendsetter - tech nerd
CroydonDog - definitely looks like he lives in Croydon
kungfuman - inner city hillbilly
Bob dog - not to be trusted
Freakzilla - has a high opinion of his uniqueness
btrainben - prays everynight that the Dogs can get their hands on the trophy
Horse - believes he's hung
TalDog - ugly but tries to look cute
Rodziilla - sex fiend
yearofthedog - a dogs breakfast as I cant make it out
belmore_utd (another personal favourite) piss poor but great at the same time
Bad Billy - british who wishes he is as tough as Steve Folkes was
Ecca - 5 year old
flamebouyant - dogs fan who wishes he was a tigers fan
AucklandDog - tough Kiwi who lost a finger in a bar room brawl
KE - gay yank
MattyB - worried about getting a parking fine
Some doggies supporter - a snake in the grass
Mumma - female child abductor
Dawgfather - deformed as a cross between a sheep and donkey
Indiandog - the kid at school that nobody liked
Moedogg - strange creature from PNG
Kaz - lost
Mr 95% - innocent as he doesn't care if he is identified
N4TE - drug dealer
The_Chimpster - thinks he's immortal and has a weird laugh
Raysie - Korean boy band member trying to make it in London
jof - Tasmanian
Mr Invisible - solo achiever
FreshSoulL - will kill you if you look at his face
AlzzBulldog - always wears the latest clothes
Vlasnik - confused Russian who thinks he's Scottish
BulldogsNRL - traditionalist
S.B.W_Jnr - money hungry traitor who loves himself
sberry - maniac who doesn't care if you see him pick his nose in public
GrogDog - pisshead who likes talking about the 80's to his team of mates at the bar
Kiwipup - everyones little cousin
Scorpio - always obvious and will never surprise you until your stung for a $50 loan
Kennelnator -No one knows where he is from
Xander- likes the party with the boys
Wolfmother - someone I wouldn't buy a drink for at a pub as I might do the wrong thing
xreedmatic - ex mate who moved to NYC
Matilida - cranky old bastard with a sweet name
COVENS - member of a secret society that we know little about
Spoonman84 - first to start a fight and not afraid to pull out a weapon to end it
Mr. Ditkovich - always blames you for dropping a fart due to his great sense of smell
Sue - willing to let an 100 year old make the decisions
Papa Joe - old bikie with his clubs emblem tattooed on his arm
Trafford10 - addicted to pornhub 24 hours a day
sgodllubsti - a vicious mongrel
Baby Blues - still wishes he could be breastfeed
Nabsolutely Fabulous - always turns up at the wrong ground but still cheers loudly
_G-Dog_ - always secretly wanted to be in a same sex relationship with a pommy
Boxer - lets you know who is the boss and takes no shit, not to be messed with
Fear.The.Roo - like a big red,scary as hell
Dawain87 - tranny you could go for after a few beers
haytchcbb - wears what he likes and doesn't follow trends
Moey - popular and willing to please
Punchbowl Dog - old timer who likes to pull out photos and show you the good old days
rainman - strange person who loves themself
MR SS - uncontactable on Good Friday, Easter Sunday or Christmas day but willing to talk to you any other day
Apercots - ex school captain who misses the power he once had and has no friends
c-b-b - copper who likes flashing his badge
Bluebody - another possible tech nerd but no one really knows
Arthur - the kid who always took his bat home when he got out
JUNKYARD DOGS - member of an outlawed MC club
no1bulldog - nothing but a dickhead who's in charge
beastwood89 - doesn't get along with MR SS
Packstar - no matter where you will always find a pissed Irishman
CBDoggies - likes to look good wearing the latest fashion
BushDog - unemployed and never gets out of his PJ's
Bring on Robbo - likes running into a melee and getting involved
Doomsdaydog - has a rivalry with Boxer for control
TwinTurbo - likes to be heard
Dannyboi88 - stoner with the munchies
Jean-Claude Juncker - used to be loved but now hated
Delta - Obsessive compulsive collector of naval fluff
Noeasyday - always showing off what he has just got
Certified G - what you see is what you get person
XR6T - drives a hotted up vintage car
G_Dog_Rota - still has his first Scalextric Slot Car racing set and looks the spitting image of _G-Dog_
Minix - still living in the 80's
Dogsville - scruffy looking lout who started many a fight in the 70's and 80's
Where's Pea? -drug addict
Mitch Connor - always in the background and hard to distinguish
Ted Nü-Djent - Satanist worshipper in an underground group
Gareth - rarely seen but in the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
Neil Peart always behind the front men of the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
Alan79 - Grows his own dope plants
Dognacious - aggressive son of a bitch
Belmore - still likes to play with toys
w00t - likes to remember past warriors who fought well in battles
Phalangist - a well respected legend not forgotten
Dogtime - tries too hard to be cool
coach - Phalangist's twin
bradyk - still pining over a lost friendship
doggieaaron - wants to marry a boxing ring round card holder
KiwiDog7 - just sits around waiting for a fight
Scooby - wanted a bulldog but got a boxer
JabbatheMutt - got a dog because it looked like Terry Lamb
Dogna88 - wants to be remembered as a cute baby
JackDog - best friends with Assassin
Berries - thinks their Madonna
off-tap-robbie- believes all you need to do is drink beer from the tap to become a legend
Bazildog - not a real bulldog supporter
Tuffers - kinky and honest
Berries1935 - lazy
Just Dogs - I would cross the street to avoid him and never make eye contact plus holds a grudge
Taboo - tattoos himself and follows any old dog
Chris Harding - the parent who puts his new born in a doggies jumper
086 - indistinguishable from the next guy
Realist90 - knows he so ugly so he won't show his face in public
raz7au - went on a bender and woke up with a tattoo
David Holland - deep throat but leaks are false
ash160 - believes he's popular but doesn't realise people are just taking the piss
speedy2460 - follows grid iron but calls it rugby league
Grechy21 - instead of looking down a womans top he looks down at her face
maroondog72 - employed as a talent scout for the Sharks but only ever finds reserve graders
steeliz - blew so much cigar smoke in his dogs face it died of lung cancer
NPC83 - artist who tries but just isn't very good
bricktamland - been promoted beyond his skills at work
dog 4life - in a same sex relationship with an elder man
Fingal Bay - lives at Mt Druitt but his facebook page says Bondi
doggy bill - posts hidden camera sex on pornhub
gazza - enjoys watching repeats of black and white movies
albatross - believes in the controversial theory that humans evolved from dogs
Snake - hasn't outgrown childrens dress up parties
SKY-DOG - likes boosting on facebook how great his life is
slydog - is not worried about admitting he is fat
Hulk76 - attends movie premiers in characters costumes
pisssst - tries to prove he is the Dogs biggest supporter
Sword - likes swashbuckling films in 3D
UndeadShadowMan - peeping tom
CeeEss - unbalanced individual who doesn't mind dropping a mickey in your drink
enoughsaid - best described as a colourless character
James zac - likes to position himself at the ground to ensure he is seen on tv
Typical dog - he and his best mate seek revenge on the opposition when the Dogs lose
pillow - lets his dog sleep in the bed with him
Maxhardcore - member of a Jewish metal band
Smirrors - has sponge painted his entire house
Malla - has never been told the truth, you can't rap
Megatron_dog - thinks his son is the next Shaun Johnson
Bulldogs09 - buys his clothes from Oxford St for obvious reasons
fiordog - two faced
The Dominator - thought he saw a bulldogs in the clouds but had taken too many drugs
top-dog - you will have a fight on your hands claiming the title
dekepefc - Dean Pay supporter caught by the Kennel
ajay78 - arse licker
zappa - always trippin out
Desler - has a contract out on him
Papa Joe - old dude with a modern tattoo
bluedog - mean bastard who talks to his toy
craigo - looks down on those not as cool as him
XR6T - grows his nails to pick his nose
KLil - celebrates too early
pijk - likes to hang around toilets
bulldogtimbo - compulsive gambler on goal kickers
2ndphase - biased
Cosmo24 -starry eyed over CHN
CaptainJackson - one in a long line of captains
Nasheed - his boss doesn't talk to him
finchie - favourite game is hangman

Sorry if I left you out, I know the truth hurts but please don't take offence.

I could also be full of shit and have no special power.

Wow
I haven’t even read through this yet
But I’m fucking impressed you covered so many people

 

[Squash the Berries!]

@Tuffers you made the list lol

So are you now

 

[Squash the Berries!]

Hope so & hope it's in a alphabetical order.

Re posted in alphabetical order and a few extras added just for you Kaz

 

[flamebouyant]

I know you wont believe me but I have the power to determine what type of a person is according to their avatar!

086 - indistinguishable from the next guy
2ndphase - biased
ajay78 - arse licker
Alan79 - Grows his own dope plants
albatross - believes in the controversial theory that humans evolved from dogs
AlzzBulldog - always wears the latest clothes
Apercots - ex school captain who misses the power he once had and has no friends
Armchair critic -politiccaly savvy as he sums up todays voters perfectly
Arthur - the kid who always took his bat home when he got out
Art Vanderlay – dole bludger who lies about attending job interviews
ash160 - believes he's popular but doesn't realise people are just taking the piss
Assassin - not game to say too much as he scares me
AucklandDog - tough Kiwi who lost a finger in a bar room brawl
Baby Blues - still wishes he could be breastfeed
Bad Billy - british who wishes he is as tough as Steve Folkes was
Baseball Furies - someone not to get pissed with
Bazildog - not a real bulldog supporter
beastwood89 - doesn't get along with MR SS
Belmore - still likes to play with toys
belmore_utd (another personal favourite) piss poor but great at the same time
Berries - thinks their Madonna
Berries1935 - lazy
Bluebody - another possible tech nerd but no one really knows
bluedog - mean bastard who talks to his toy
Bob dog - not to be trusted
Boxer - lets you know who is the boss and takes no shit, not to be messed with
bradyk - still pining over a lost friendship
bricktamland - been promoted beyond his skills at work
Bring on Robbo - likes running into a melee and getting involved
btrainben - prays everynight that the Dogs can get their hands on the trophy
Bulldogs09 - buys his clothes from Oxford St for obvious reasons
BulldogsNRL - traditionalist
bulldogtimbo - compulsive gambler on goal kickers
BushDog - unemployed and never gets out of his PJ's
CaptainJackson - one in a long line of captains
c-b-b - copper who likes flashing his badge
CBDoggies - likes to look good wearing the latest fashion
CeeEss - unbalanced individual who doesn't mind dropping a mickey in your drink
Certified G - what you see is what you get person
Chris_e_fresh – suffers from tourettes syndrome
Chris Harding - the parent who puts his new born in a doggies jumper
coach - Phalangist's twin
Cosmo24 -starry eyed over CHN
COVENS - member of a secret society that we know little about
craigo - looks down on those not as cool as him
CroydonDog - definitely looks like he lives in Croydon
Dannyboi88 - stoner with the munchies
David Holland - deep throat but leaks are false
Dawain87 - tranny you could go for after a few beers
Dawgfather - deformed as a cross between a sheep and donkey
dekepefc - Dean Pay supporter caught by the Kennel
Delta - Obsessive compulsive collector of naval fluff
dingo - attends car rallies to show of his car
ddt192 – willing to appear naked to get on tv
dog 4life - in a same sex relationship with an elder man
doggieaaron - wants to marry a boxing ring round card holder
doggy bill - posts hidden camera sex on pornhub
Dogna88 - wants to be remembered as a cute baby
Dognacious - aggressive son of a bitch
Dogs_92 – only ever rented weekly videos never new releases from his Blockbuster
Dogsville - scruffy looking lout who started many a fight in the 70's and 80's
Dogtime - tries too hard to be cool
Doomsdaydog - has a rivalry with Boxer for control
Ecca - 5 year old
enoughsaid - best described as a colourless character
Fear.The.Roo - like a big red,scary as hell
finchie - favourite game is hangman
Fingal Bay - lives at Mt Druitt but his facebook page says Bondi
fiordog - two faced
flamebouyant - dogs fan who wishes he was a tigers fan
Freakzilla - has a high opinion of his uniqueness
_G-Dog_ - always secretly wanted to be in a same sex relationship with a pommy
G_Dog_Rota - still has his first Scalextric Slot Car racing set and looks the spitting image of _G-Dog_
Gareth - rarely seen but in the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
gazza - enjoys watching repeats of black and white movies
Grechy21 - instead of looking down a womans top he looks down at her face
GrogDog - pisshead who likes talking about the 80's to his team of mates at the bar
Hacky McAxe - heavy metal serial killer
Hansta – cross dresser who will jump at the chance to pick up a drunk who can’t tell the difference
Halserhasworms – always states the obvious
haytchcbb - wears what he likes and doesn't follow trends
Heckler - vocal smartass
Horse - believes he's hung
Hulk76 - attends movie premiers in characters costumes
Indiandog - the kid at school that nobody liked
Interstingg – took his employer to the cleaners and gloats about it
JabbatheMutt - got a dog because it looked like Terry Lamb
JackDog - best friends with Assassin
James zac - likes to position himself at the ground to ensure he is seen on tv
JayBee - living in the past
Jean-Claude Juncker - used to be loved but now hated
jof - Tasmanian
JUNKYARD DOGS - member of an outlawed MC club
Just Dogs - I would cross the street to avoid him and never make eye contact plus holds a grudge
Kaz - lost
KE - gay yank
Kennelnator -No one knows where he is from
KiwiDog7 - just sits around waiting for a fight
Kiwipup - everyones little cousin
KLil - celebrates too early
kungfuman - inner city hillbilly
Legend23 – only ever fights in a pack never one on one
Malla - has never been told the truth, you can't rap
maroondog72 - employed as a talent scout for the Sharks but only ever finds reserve graders
MastaDogg - clever designer but mixes with the wrong crowd
Matilida - cranky old bastard with a sweet name
MattyB - worried about getting a parking fine
Maxhardcore - member of a Jewish metal band
Megatron_dog - thinks his son is the next Shaun Johnson
Minix - still living in the 80's
Mitch Connor - always in the background and hard to distinguish
Moedogg - strange creature from PNG
Moey - popular and willing to please
Mr 95% - innocent as he doesn't care if he is identified
Mr Invisible - solo achiever
MR SS - uncontactable on Good Friday, Easter Sunday or Christmas day but willing to talk to you any other day
Mr. Ditkovich - always blames you for dropping a fart due to his great sense of smell
Mumma - female child abductor
N4TE - drug dealer
Nabsolutely Fabulous - always turns up at the wrong ground but still cheers loudly
Nasheed - his boss doesn't talk to him
Neil Peart always behind the front men of the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
no1bulldog - nothing but a dickhead who's in charge
Noeasyday - always showing off what he has just got
NPC83 - artist who tries but just isn't very good
off-tap-robbie- believes all you need to do is drink beer from the tap to become a legend
Packstar - no matter where you will always find a pissed Irishman
Papa Joe - old bikie with his clubs emblem tattooed on his arm
Papa Joe - old dude with a modern tattoo
Phalangist - a well-respected legend not forgotten
pijk - likes to hang around toilets
pillow - lets his dog sleep in the bed with him
pisssst - tries to prove he is the Dogs biggest supporter
Punchbowl Dog - old timer who likes to pull out photos and show you the good old days
rainman - strange person who loves them self
Raysie - Korean boy band member trying to make it in London
raz7au - went on a bender and woke up with a tattoo
Realist90 - knows he so ugly so he won't show his face in public
RockieDog – classic toolie who attends schoolies every tear
Rodziilla - sex fiend
rwalker99 – competitive and always wants to have the best Christmas lights in the street
s-704 – still collects footy cards but only for the chewie
S.B.W_Jnr - money hungry traitor who loves himself
sberry - maniac who doesn't care if you see him pick his nose in public
Scooby - wanted a bulldog but got a boxer
Scorpio - always obvious and will never surprise you until your stung for a $50 loan
sgodllubsti - a vicious mongrel
SKY-DOG - likes boosting on facebook how great his life is
slydog - is not worried about admitting he is fat
Smirrors - has sponge painted his entire house
Snake - hasn't outgrown childrens dress up parties
Some doggies supporter - a snake in the grass
south of heaven - (personal favourite) so politically incorrect
SoulCrusher – visitor who you expected to stay overnight but ends up never leaving
speedy2460 - follows grid iron but calls it rugby league
Spoonman84 - first to start a fight and not afraid to pull out a weapon to end it
steeliz - blew so much cigar smoke in his dogs face it died of lung cancer
Steve 1700 - no longer has team so has jumped onto the dogs forum
Sue - willing to let an 100 year old make the decisions
Sword - likes swashbuckling films in 3D
Taboo - tattoos himself and follows any old dog
TalDog - ugly but tries to look cute
Ted Nü-Djent - Satanist worshipper in an underground group
The Dominator - thought he saw a bulldogs in the clouds but had taken too many drugs
The_Chimpster - thinks he's immortal and has a weird laugh
top-dog - you will have a fight on your hands claiming the title
Trafford10 - addicted to pornhub 24 hours a day
Trendsetter - tech nerd
Tuffers - kinky and honest
TwinTurbo - likes to be heard
Typical dog - he and his best mate seek revenge on the opposition when the Dogs lose
UndeadShadowMan - peeping tom
Vlasnik - confused Russian who thinks he's Scottish
w00t - likes to remember past warriors who fought well in battles
Wahesh - enjoys a g-string, my sort of guy
Where's Pea? -drug addict
Wolfmother - someone I wouldn't buy a drink for at a pub as I might do the wrong thing
Xander- likes the party with the boys
XR6T - grows his nails to pick his nose
xreedmatic - ex mate who moved to NYC
yearofthedog - a dogs breakfast as I cant make it out
zappa - always trippin out

Sorry if I left you out, I know the truth hurts but please don't take offence.

I could also be full of shit and have no special power.

Wow. What an effort. You really do have too much time on your hands. Lol
I was actually born in Rozelle, about 2 blocks from Balmain leagues club, so I probably should have been a Tigers supporter. But fuck that.

 

[south of heaven]

@Tuffers you made the list lol

I was telling tuffers the other night I have in my head he looks like the dude with glasses.

 

[Squash the Berries!]

Because no one wanted to finish the job this is definitely the final updated list.

You can thank Kaz for the alphabetical order as she knows you and realises your lazy and you only want to read your own analysis.

 

[Tuffers]

Kinky and honest huh

So everyone will believe me when I say that @chris_e_fresh has a micro penis.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Kinky and honest huh

So everyone will believe me when I say that @chris_e_fresh has a micro penis.

I never doubted it for a second

 

[Kaz]

You can thank Kaz for the alphabetical order as she knows you and realises your lazy and you only want to read your own analysis.

Correct.

I was disappointed in mine. hehe

Everyone knows, I am a lost.

Thought this was a Broncos forum. Haha

 

[Squash the Berries!]

Correct.

I was disappointed in mine. hehe

Everyone knows, I am a lost.

Thought this was a Broncos forum. Haha

Don’t say that my OCD is starting to make me worry some people think theirs wasn’t as good as others!

 

[Kaz]

Don’t say that my OCD is starting to make me worry some people think theirs wasn’t as good as others!

Sorry, I was joking.

I laughed about them all, as they are spot on.

 

[Squash the Berries!]

Sorry, I was joking.

I laughed about them all, as they are spot on.

No probs meds have kicked in

 

[Squash the Berries!]

For Teddybear

I always had a plan for a ventriloquist doll bogan, mullet, blue singlet and green short shorts etc but alas.

 

[Squash the Berries!]

For south of heaven

Don't worry I use to love gollywog biscuits, my sisters gollywog doll and didn't Dogs fans turn up in gollywog wigs cheering Willie Mason.

 

[chris_e_fresh]

Kinky and honest huh

So everyone will believe me when I say that @chris_e_fresh has a micro penis.

jealous?

 

[chris_e_fresh]

Chris_e_fresh – suffers from tourettes syndrome

only when playing bfv

 

[Tuffers]

jealous?

Of your micropenis? No

 

[Wahesh]

Just so everybody is aware, @Squash the Berries! has legged it

https://www.thekennel.net.au/forum/...joyed-my-stay-but-i-must-be-moving-on.113822/