I know you wont believe me but I have the power to determine what type of a person is according to their avatar!
MastaDogg - clever designer but mixes with the wrong crowd
Hacky McAxe - heavy metal serial killer
south of heaven - (personal favourite) so politically incorrect
Baseball Furies - someone not to get pissed with
Assassin - not game to say too much as he scares me
Heckler - vocal smartass
Wahesh - enjoys a g-string, my sort of guy
Steve 1700 - no longer has team so has jumped onto the dogs forum
JayBee - living in the past
Armchair critic -politiccaly savvy as he sums up todays voters perfectly
utility half - wants desperately to fly away from Gosford
Trendsetter - tech nerd
CroydonDog - definitely looks like he lives in Croydon
kungfuman - inner city hillbilly
Bob dog - not to be trusted
Freakzilla - has a high opinion of his uniqueness
btrainben - prays everynight that the Dogs can get their hands on the trophy
Horse - believes he's hung
TalDog - ugly but tries to look cute
Rodziilla - sex fiend
yearofthedog - a dogs breakfast as I cant make it out
belmore_utd (another personal favourite) piss poor but great at the same time
Bad Billy - british who wishes he is as tough as Steve Folkes was
Ecca - 5 year old
flamebouyant - dogs fan who wishes he was a tigers fan
AucklandDog - tough Kiwi who lost a finger in a bar room brawl
KE - gay yank
MattyB - worried about getting a parking fine
Some doggies supporter - a snake in the grass
Mumma - female child abductor
Dawgfather - deformed as a cross between a sheep and donkey
Indiandog - the kid at school that nobody liked
Moedogg - strange creature from PNG
Kaz - lost
Mr 95% - innocent as he doesn't care if he is identified
N4TE - drug dealer
The_Chimpster - thinks he's immortal and has a weird laugh
Raysie - Korean boy band member trying to make it in London
jof - Tasmanian
Mr Invisible - solo achiever
FreshSoulL - will kill you if you look at his face
AlzzBulldog - always wears the latest clothes
Vlasnik - confused Russian who thinks he's Scottish
BulldogsNRL - traditionalist
S.B.W_Jnr - money hungry traitor who loves himself
sberry - maniac who doesn't care if you see him pick his nose in public
GrogDog - pisshead who likes talking about the 80's to his team of mates at the bar
Kiwipup - everyones little cousin
Scorpio - always obvious and will never surprise you until your stung for a $50 loan
Kennelnator -No one knows where he is from
Xander- likes the party with the boys
Wolfmother - someone I wouldn't buy a drink for at a pub as I might do the wrong thing
xreedmatic - ex mate who moved to NYC
Matilida - cranky old bastard with a sweet name
COVENS - member of a secret society that we know little about
Spoonman84 - first to start a fight and not afraid to pull out a weapon to end it
Mr. Ditkovich - always blames you for dropping a fart due to his great sense of smell
Sue - willing to let an 100 year old make the decisions
Papa Joe - old bikie with his clubs emblem tattooed on his arm
Trafford10 - addicted to pornhub 24 hours a day
sgodllubsti - a vicious mongrel
Baby Blues - still wishes he could be breastfeed
Nabsolutely Fabulous - always turns up at the wrong ground but still cheers loudly
_G-Dog_ - always secretly wanted to be in a same sex relationship with a pommy
Boxer - lets you know who is the boss and takes no shit, not to be messed with
Fear.The.Roo - like a big red,scary as hell
Dawain87 - tranny you could go for after a few beers
haytchcbb - wears what he likes and doesn't follow trends
Moey - popular and willing to please
Punchbowl Dog - old timer who likes to pull out photos and show you the good old days
rainman - strange person who loves themself
MR SS - uncontactable on Good Friday, Easter Sunday or Christmas day but willing to talk to you any other day
Apercots - ex school captain who misses the power he once had and has no friends
c-b-b - copper who likes flashing his badge
Bluebody - another possible tech nerd but no one really knows
Arthur - the kid who always took his bat home when he got out
JUNKYARD DOGS - member of an outlawed MC club
no1bulldog - nothing but a dickhead who's in charge
beastwood89 - doesn't get along with MR SS
Packstar - no matter where you will always find a pissed Irishman
CBDoggies - likes to look good wearing the latest fashion
BushDog - unemployed and never gets out of his PJ's
Bring on Robbo - likes running into a melee and getting involved
Doomsdaydog - has a rivalry with Boxer for control
TwinTurbo - likes to be heard
Dannyboi88 - stoner with the munchies
Jean-Claude Juncker - used to be loved but now hated
Delta - Obsessive compulsive collector of naval fluff
Noeasyday - always showing off what he has just got
Certified G - what you see is what you get person
XR6T - drives a hotted up vintage car
G_Dog_Rota - still has his first Scalextric Slot Car racing set and looks the spitting image of _G-Dog_
Minix - still living in the 80's
Dogsville - scruffy looking lout who started many a fight in the 70's and 80's
Where's Pea? -drug addict
Mitch Connor - always in the background and hard to distinguish
Ted Nü-Djent - Satanist worshipper in an underground group
Gareth - rarely seen but in the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
Neil Peart always behind the front men of the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
Alan79 - Grows his own dope plants
Dognacious - aggressive son of a bitch
Belmore - still likes to play with toys
w00t - likes to remember past warriors who fought well in battles
Phalangist - a well respected legend not forgotten
Dogtime - tries too hard to be cool
coach - Phalangist's twin
bradyk - still pining over a lost friendship
doggieaaron - wants to marry a boxing ring round card holder
KiwiDog7 - just sits around waiting for a fight
Scooby - wanted a bulldog but got a boxer
JabbatheMutt - got a dog because it looked like Terry Lamb
Dogna88 - wants to be remembered as a cute baby
JackDog - best friends with Assassin
Berries - thinks their Madonna
off-tap-robbie- believes all you need to do is drink beer from the tap to become a legend
Bazildog - not a real bulldog supporter
Tuffers - kinky and honest
Berries1935 - lazy
Just Dogs - I would cross the street to avoid him and never make eye contact plus holds a grudge
Taboo - tattoos himself and follows any old dog
Chris Harding - the parent who puts his new born in a doggies jumper
086 - indistinguishable from the next guy
Realist90 - knows he so ugly so he won't show his face in public
raz7au - went on a bender and woke up with a tattoo
David Holland - deep throat but leaks are false
ash160 - believes he's popular but doesn't realise people are just taking the piss
speedy2460 - follows grid iron but calls it rugby league
Grechy21 - instead of looking down a womans top he looks down at her face
maroondog72 - employed as a talent scout for the Sharks but only ever finds reserve graders
steeliz - blew so much cigar smoke in his dogs face it died of lung cancer
NPC83 - artist who tries but just isn't very good
bricktamland - been promoted beyond his skills at work
dog 4life - in a same sex relationship with an elder man
Fingal Bay - lives at Mt Druitt but his facebook page says Bondi
doggy bill - posts hidden camera sex on pornhub
gazza - enjoys watching repeats of black and white movies
albatross - believes in the controversial theory that humans evolved from dogs
Snake - hasn't outgrown childrens dress up parties
SKY-DOG - likes boosting on facebook how great his life is
slydog - is not worried about admitting he is fat
Hulk76 - attends movie premiers in characters costumes
pisssst - tries to prove he is the Dogs biggest supporter
Sword - likes swashbuckling films in 3D
UndeadShadowMan - peeping tom
CeeEss - unbalanced individual who doesn't mind dropping a mickey in your drink
enoughsaid - best described as a colourless character
James zac - likes to position himself at the ground to ensure he is seen on tv
Typical dog - he and his best mate seek revenge on the opposition when the Dogs lose
pillow - lets his dog sleep in the bed with him
Maxhardcore - member of a Jewish metal band
Smirrors - has sponge painted his entire house
Malla - has never been told the truth, you can't rap
Megatron_dog - thinks his son is the next Shaun Johnson
Bulldogs09 - buys his clothes from Oxford St for obvious reasons
fiordog - two faced
The Dominator - thought he saw a bulldogs in the clouds but had taken too many drugs
top-dog - you will have a fight on your hands claiming the title
dekepefc - Dean Pay supporter caught by the Kennel
ajay78 - arse licker
zappa - always trippin out
Desler - has a contract out on him
Papa Joe - old dude with a modern tattoo
bluedog - mean bastard who talks to his toy
craigo - looks down on those not as cool as him
XR6T - grows his nails to pick his nose
KLil - celebrates too early
pijk - likes to hang around toilets
bulldogtimbo - compulsive gambler on goal kickers
2ndphase - biased
Cosmo24 -starry eyed over CHN
CaptainJackson - one in a long line of captains
Nasheed - his boss doesn't talk to him
finchie - favourite game is hangman
Sorry if I left you out, I know the truth hurts but please don't take offence.
I could also be full of shit and have no special power.