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Realist90

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I guess I can identify as what I want seeing as you weren’t able to guess mine.
 

The_Chimpster

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I guess I can identify as what I want seeing as you weren’t able to guess mine.
People holding hands singing shitty garth brooks acoustic songs with fluffy bunnies and poppy fields tall as the eye can see
 

Realist90

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People holding hands singing shitty garth brooks acoustic songs with fluffy bunnies and poppy fields tall as the eye can see
So a gay soy boy. I guess I can’t complain. I’ll be able to get jobs and praise identifying as it.
 

rainman

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That’s very good, I would like to point out a few things
That’s not me in that avatar, ill let you guess
And yes I do love myself
 

Squash the Berries!

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From a bloke who stalks office chicks and uses his wife as fuck meat while he dreams about someone else
If you were going to put up an hectik defence, I would have respected a witty analysis of my Avatar and name in return.
 
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Wahesh

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I know you wont believe me but I have the power to determine what type of a person is according to their avatar! :grinning:

MastaDogg - clever designer but mixes with the wrong crowd
Hacky McAxe - heavy metal serial killer
south of heaven - (personal favourite) so politically incorrect
Baseball Furies - someone not to get pissed with
Assassin - not game to say too much as he scares me
Heckler - vocal smartass
Wahesh - enjoys a g-string, my sort of guy
Steve 1700 - no longer has team so has jumped onto the dogs forum
JayBee - living in the past
Armchair critic -politiccaly savvy as he sums up todays voters perfectly
utility half - wants desperately to fly away from Gosford
Trendsetter - tech nerd
CroydonDog - definitely looks like he lives in Croydon
kungfuman - inner city hillbilly
Bob dog - not to be trusted
Freakzilla - has a high opinion of his uniqueness
btrainben - prays everynight that the Dogs can get their hands on the trophy
Horse - believes he's hung
TalDog - ugly but tries to look cute
Rodziilla - sex fiend
yearofthedog - a dogs breakfast as I cant make it out
belmore_utd (another personal favourite) piss poor but great at the same time
Bad Billy - british who wishes he is as tough as Steve Folkes was
Ecca - 5 year old
flamebouyant - dogs fan who wishes he was a tigers fan
AucklandDog - tough Kiwi who lost a finger in a bar room brawl
KE - gay yank
MattyB - worried about getting a parking fine
Some doggies supporter - a snake in the grass
Mumma - female child abductor
Dawgfather - deformed as a cross between a sheep and donkey
Indiandog - the kid at school that nobody liked
Moedogg - strange creature from PNG
Kaz - lost
Mr 95% - innocent as he doesn't care if he is identified
N4TE - drug dealer
The_Chimpster - thinks he's immortal and has a weird laugh
Raysie - Korean boy band member trying to make it in London
jof - Tasmanian
Mr Invisible - solo achiever
FreshSoulL - will kill you if you look at his face
AlzzBulldog - always wears the latest clothes
Vlasnik - confused Russian who thinks he's Scottish
BulldogsNRL - traditionalist
S.B.W_Jnr - money hungry traitor who loves himself
sberry - maniac who doesn't care if you see him pick his nose in public
GrogDog - pisshead who likes talking about the 80's to his team of mates at the bar
Kiwipup - everyones little cousin
Scorpio - always obvious and will never surprise you until your stung for a $50 loan
Kennelnator -No one knows where he is from
Xander- likes the party with the boys
Wolfmother - someone I wouldn't buy a drink for at a pub as I might do the wrong thing
xreedmatic - ex mate who moved to NYC
Matilida - cranky old bastard with a sweet name
COVENS - member of a secret society that we know little about
Spoonman84 - first to start a fight and not afraid to pull out a weapon to end it
Mr. Ditkovich - always blames you for dropping a fart due to his great sense of smell
Sue - willing to let an 100 year old make the decisions
Papa Joe - old bikie with his clubs emblem tattooed on his arm
Trafford10 - addicted to pornhub 24 hours a day
sgodllubsti - a vicious mongrel
Baby Blues - still wishes he could be breastfeed
Nabsolutely Fabulous - always turns up at the wrong ground but still cheers loudly
_G-Dog_ - always secretly wanted to be in a same sex relationship with a pommy
Boxer - lets you know who is the boss and takes no shit, not to be messed with
Fear.The.Roo - like a big red,scary as hell
Dawain87 - tranny you could go for after a few beers
haytchcbb - wears what he likes and doesn't follow trends
Moey - popular and willing to please
Punchbowl Dog - old timer who likes to pull out photos and show you the good old days
rainman - strange person who loves themself
MR SS - uncontactable on Good Friday, Easter Sunday or Christmas day but willing to talk to you any other day
Apercots - ex school captain who misses the power he once had and has no friends
c-b-b - copper who likes flashing his badge
Bluebody - another possible tech nerd but no one really knows
Arthur - the kid who always took his bat home when he got out
JUNKYARD DOGS - member of an outlawed MC club
no1bulldog - nothing but a dickhead who's in charge
beastwood89 - doesn't get along with MR SS
Packstar - no matter where you will always find a pissed Irishman
CBDoggies - likes to look good wearing the latest fashion
BushDog - unemployed and never gets out of his PJ's
Bring on Robbo - likes running into a melee and getting involved
Doomsdaydog - has a rivalry with Boxer for control
TwinTurbo - likes to be heard
Dannyboi88 - stoner with the munchies
Jean-Claude Juncker - used to be loved but now hated
Delta - Obsessive compulsive collector of naval fluff
Noeasyday - always showing off what he has just got
Certified G - what you see is what you get person
XR6T - drives a hotted up vintage car
G_Dog_Rota - still has his first Scalextric Slot Car racing set and looks the spitting image of _G-Dog_
Minix - still living in the 80's
Dogsville - scruffy looking lout who started many a fight in the 70's and 80's
Where's Pea? -drug addict
Mitch Connor - always in the background and hard to distinguish
Ted Nü-Djent - Satanist worshipper in an underground group
Gareth - rarely seen but in the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
Neil Peart always behind the front men of the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
Alan79 - Grows his own dope plants
Dognacious - aggressive son of a bitch
Belmore - still likes to play with toys
w00t - likes to remember past warriors who fought well in battles
Phalangist - a well respected legend not forgotten
Dogtime - tries too hard to be cool
coach - Phalangist's twin
bradykinin - still pining over a lost friendship
doggieaaron - wants to marry a boxing ring round card holder
KiwiDog7 - just sits around waiting for a fight
Scooby - wanted a bulldog but got a boxer
JabbatheMutt - got a dog because it looked like Terry Lamb
Dogna88 - wants to be remembered as a cute baby
JackDog - best friends with Assassin
Berries - thinks their Madonna
off-tap-robbie- believes all you need to do is drink beer from the tap to become a legend
Bazildog - not a real bulldog supporter
Tuffers - kinky and honest
Berries1935 - lazy
Just Dogs - I would cross the street to avoid him and never make eye contact plus holds a grudge
Taboo - tattoos himself and follows any old dog
Chris Harding - the parent who puts his new born in a doggies jumper
086 - indistinguishable from the next guy
Realist90 - knows he so ugly so he won't show his face in public
raz7au - went on a bender and woke up with a tattoo

Sorry if I left you out, I know the truth hurts but please don't take offence.

I could also be full of shit and have no special power.
I just counted 129 users who's avatars you reviewed.

You sir, have far too much time on your hands.

However... respect+ for getting mine correct ;)
 

Wahesh

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I now realise that @G_Dog_Rota and @_G-Dog_ are 2 completely different users. I actually thought it was the same person posting the entire time :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

Squash the Berries!

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I just counted 129 users who's avatars you reviewed.

You sir, have far too much time on your hands.

However... respect+ for getting mine correct ;)
Agreed, but I am medically retired.

The OCD manifests itself in lists in me in case you haven't noticed.

I feel sorry for the posters who didn't find their name on the list, but hey want can one do.
 
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