Expecting/New Dad Thread

[The DoggFather]

Yeah, 1cm dilated and cramps like crazy. Got her checked out and they reckon any day now.

Tell her to hold out till Sat or Sun.

 

[maroondog72]

My daughter is 17 my son is 15 the only advice I would give anyone is suck in every second because before you can turn around they’ll be moving out.
If it’s in you’re heart to be a father
It will be the greatest experience of your life

 

[south of heaven]

My daughter is 17 my son is 15 the only advice I would give anyone is suck in every second because before you can turn around they’ll be moving out.
If it’s in you’re heart to be a father
It will be the greatest experience of your life

Fuck that i dont want the kids ever to leave i could make a killing off board from them .

 

[K E]

Tell her to hold out till Sat or Sun.

Haha. She reckons Saturday but we'll see.

 

[maroondog72]

Fuck that i dont want the kids ever to leave i could make a killing off board from them .

I’m changing my daughter 100 a week she’s on a prep year before she goes to university next year she’s got a really well paying job but fmd didn’t the bottom lip drop when I told her she had to pay board lol I’m going to give it back to her before she goes but man it’s so much fun asking her for my “beer money “ every week the looks I get are priceless lol

 

[K E]

ANOTHER false alarm. Took her to the hospital again yesterday but nothing but a warning shot. Baby is very snug inside and doesn't want to get out, it seems.

 

[MatstaDogg]

ANOTHER false alarm. Took her to the hospital again yesterday but nothing but a warning shot. Baby is very snug inside and doesn't want to get out, it seems.

It's a snuggly place to be... why leave lol.

Maybe it will happen tomorrow when the footy is on. Could we get a baby and a victory on the same day?

 

[Memberberries]

If I meet the right girl I might consider becoming a father?

The girl I'm with now has made it clear that she wants a baby but said she wants to wait until she's 30, which is another 2 years.

If things work out I'll be father to a Croatian/Slovenian/Portuguese/Italian sprog!

 

[Mr Invisible]

ANOTHER false alarm. Took her to the hospital again yesterday but nothing but a warning shot. Baby is very snug inside and doesn't want to get out, it seems.

It's like when it's winter and you really don't want to get out of bed to head to work LOL.

If I meet the right girl I might consider becoming a father?

The girl I'm with now has made it clear that she wants a baby but said she wants to wait until she's 30, which is another 2 years.

If things work out I'll be father to a Croatian/Slovenian/Portuguese/Italian sprog!

Don't want to sound harsh, but that gives you 2 years to work on yourself and inner happiness and whatever demons are stopping you from being truly happy. You don't want that mindset creeping around if you have a child around as well. Tis part of the reason I won't have children as I enjoy my silence.

Sometimes even the dog slobbering all over herself can get me irritated.

 

[The DoggFather]

ANOTHER false alarm. Took her to the hospital again yesterday but nothing but a warning shot. Baby is very snug inside and doesn't want to get out, it seems.

If it's tomorrow, make sure it's after 6pm lol

 

[Memberberries]

It's like when it's winter and you really don't want to get out of bed to head to work LOL.


Don't want to sound harsh, but that gives you 2 years to work on yourself and inner happiness and whatever demons are stopping you from being truly happy. You don't want that mindset creeping around if you have a child around as well. Tis part of the reason I won't have children as I enjoy my silence.

Sometimes even the dog slobbering all over herself can get me irritated.

I'll sort it out.
Last time I seen my girlfriend I was honest with her and let her know my smile is mostly fake except when I'm with her.

 

[Wolfmother]

My daughter is 17 my son is 15 the only advice I would give anyone is suck in every second because before you can turn around they’ll be moving out.
If it’s in you’re heart to be a father
It will be the greatest experience of your life

it's literally one day they're a child and the next theyre not.. It's completely unexpected!
My 14 year old son went from baby face midget to 167cm, croaky voice teen in the last school holidays. He pulled his gaming poster off his wall, sacrificed gaming products and latest gadgets for brand name clothing over Christmas.. He even calls his tops by their shortened names like he'll go mum where's the hillfiger ..im trying to get my head around it.. I'm so behind Im like should I throw out his Spiderman clothes that he wore only a couple years back...

 

[Wolfmother]

If it's tomorrow, make sure it's after 6pm lol

Let us know too!! @K E Will be too busy helping his wife

 

[The DoggFather]

Let us know too!! @K E Will be too busy helping his wife

No worries, Uncle Ed will keep you updated

 

[Mr Invisible]

Has she shat out the baby yet @K E ??

I believe that's how it works right? or is it via a stork delivery like Cabbage Patch Kids?

 

[K E]

Has she shat out the baby yet @K E ??

I believe that's how it works right? or is it via a stork delivery like Cabbage Patch Kids?

No, my understanding is that's how it works.

She's having contractions now.

 

[Mr Invisible]

No, my understanding is that's how it works.

She's having contractions now.

Not far away then!!...

 

[K E]

Not far away then!!...

Think so. She's timing them on her app. When/if they get consistent we're heading to the hospital.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Think so. She's timing them on her app. When/if they get consistent we're heading to the hospital.

Baby wants out for Good Friday hammering by Souths!

Maybe it's the second coming of the baby jesus!!

 

[The DoggFather]

Think so. She's timing them on her app. When/if they get consistent we're heading to the hospital.

Should I get ready or what?