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Steady as she goes in the first session.

Only 58 runs, but not losing a wicket to me starts to swing the pendulum towards Australia just hat little bit more.
 

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Steady as she goes in the first session.

Only 58 runs, but not losing a wicket to me starts to swing the pendulum towards Australia just hat little bit more.
Oh yeah definitely, no wickets for the whole session, 233 in front. Good start to the day
 

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Bloody hell this an impressive collapse.
All series we seem to have a mini collapse after a wicket.
I know the pitch is playing games occasionally but we should have got lead of 300 so at least we can't lose.
Hopefully we bowl well with new ball tonight.
 

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Nothing more entertaining than a 10th wicket partnership
 

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lmfao at what paine was just saying to that other batter about kohli
 

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The goat just keeps on doing it, playing on pitches he is not supposed to do well on but here is again taking crucial wickets.
 

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Indians are upset (from the Betoota Advocate):

Florida Rapper T-Pain Unsure Why He Is Copping So Much Heat From Indian Twitter Accounts



WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact

In news out of the United States of America this morning, Florida based rapper T-Pain has asked someone to explain why he is copping so much heat on social media over the last couple of days.

The American rapper, singer and producer who is responsible for smash hit songs such as Buy You A Drank and Bartender, told our reporters this morning that he was quite confused as to why a lot of Indian Twitter accounts were abusing him.

“I’ve been inundated with tweets calling me a cheat, a flat track bully and telling me King Kohli would destroy me in next two matches,” T-Pain said to us this morning about what seems to be a case of mistaken identity.

“I mean, I’m glad that the Konvict Music Label is so popular in the subcontinent, but they keep spelling it with a ‘C’ and calling us cheats.”

“Man we hustled hard, but Akon and I aren’t cheats.”

“Who is King Kohli? And what country does he rule?”

After some questioning, the music veteran informed us that he weirdly didn’t have any knowledge of the game of cricket and wasn’t sure who Australian Captian Tim Paine or Indian Captain Virat Kohli were.

“What man? The games go for 5 days? That’s some whack shit,” said T-Pain.

“So I’ve got another month of copping heat on Twitter?”

Our reporters informed him that that was most likely the case.
 

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Indians are upset (from the Betoota Advocate):

Florida Rapper T-Pain Unsure Why He Is Copping So Much Heat From Indian Twitter Accounts



WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact

In news out of the United States of America this morning, Florida based rapper T-Pain has asked someone to explain why he is copping so much heat on social media over the last couple of days.

The American rapper, singer and producer who is responsible for smash hit songs such as Buy You A Drank and Bartender, told our reporters this morning that he was quite confused as to why a lot of Indian Twitter accounts were abusing him.

“I’ve been inundated with tweets calling me a cheat, a flat track bully and telling me King Kohli would destroy me in next two matches,” T-Pain said to us this morning about what seems to be a case of mistaken identity.

“I mean, I’m glad that the Konvict Music Label is so popular in the subcontinent, but they keep spelling it with a ‘C’ and calling us cheats.”

“Man we hustled hard, but Akon and I aren’t cheats.”

“Who is King Kohli? And what country does he rule?”

After some questioning, the music veteran informed us that he weirdly didn’t have any knowledge of the game of cricket and wasn’t sure who Australian Captian Tim Paine or Indian Captain Virat Kohli were.

“What man? The games go for 5 days? That’s some whack shit,” said T-Pain.

“So I’ve got another month of copping heat on Twitter?”

Our reporters informed him that that was most likely the case.
That's fkn hilarious!
:tearsofjoy:
 

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I found that the commentary on Fox Cricket without spoiled brat Shane Warne totally refreshing
 

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Think i need to watch the big bash tonight after watching cricket on this pitch for a few hours
 

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Think i need to watch the big bash tonight after watching cricket on this pitch for a few hours
I didnt watch it today too busy with shopping at boxing day sales. But doesn't look like I missed much. 215 in a days play is poor as. Especially since they only lost 2 wickets. If both teams bat like that it will be a draw
 

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I didnt watch it today too busy with shopping at boxing day sales. But doesn't look like I missed much. 215 in a days play is poor as. Especially since they only lost 2 wickets. If both teams bat like that it will be a draw
I also wish I didn't watch it today.
Still better than shopping though...
 

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I didnt watch it today too busy with shopping at boxing day sales. But doesn't look like I missed much. 215 in a days play is poor as. Especially since they only lost 2 wickets. If both teams bat like that it will be a draw
Yeah looking like a very ordinary pitch. The first two games had similar run rates and that was fine because those pitches had a decent balance between bat and ball(probably favoring the bowlers a bit), so far this one has nothing for anyone. Guess see how it goes baking away in that hot sun, not looking great so far.
 

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Think there are only two results left in this game now, india win or a draw.
 
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Indians have batted their way to a draw and there is still (potentially) 3 innings left.
I have looked forward to the boxing day test every year but the last 2 years have been a fkn shamozzle!!
Tourists just batting for time and not runs.
Poor.
 
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