Train Discussion Megathread - Etiquette / Strikes / Gripes

Wahesh

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You know how when you're on one of those Tangara trains, it makes a creeky sound when it starts moving or starts to slow down? Like the carriages are stretching/compressing? I was hearing that constantly this morning when the train was in full flight. I thought maybe it was a sound being made by the train swaying side to side... however it was still happening even the train was not moving. Anyway, as I get up to leave, I saw what was making that sound. Some short fat fuck fast asleep, mouth open, snoring like that pig he is. If I knew that... thing was making the sound the whole time, I would've slapped him THE FUCK up! Some bloke who got off the same station at me said "Gee's that bloke is going to wake up on Wollongong" LOL... I mean I know people occasionally doze off what have you on the train... but how THE FUCK do you get into a deep snoring sleep like fatty boom-sticks did??
 

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Stupid fat asian fuck snoring on the train again this morning. Next time I'm going to slap that bitch the fuck awake.

WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK!
 

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Speaking of trains, when are they going to butcher the bankstown line to make way for the metro?
 

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Stupid fat asian fuck snoring on the train again this morning. Next time I'm going to slap that bitch the fuck awake.

WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK!
I saw a fat Asian fella the other day on the same line lol. Could be the same bloke, so loud. If I was next to him I’d bump him. Would be very loud that in your ear
 

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Stupid fat asian fuck snoring on the train again this morning. Next time I'm going to slap that bitch the fuck awake.

WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK!
Someone needs to design a facebook page and post people like this on there.
 

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On the way to the station this morning...

Strange man in car: Oi Chad... CHAD!
Wahesh: *looks*
Strange man in car: You want a lift to the station?
Wahesh: You got the wrong guy.
Strange man in car: You're alright?
Wahesh: Yeah man
Strange man in car: Ok. *drives off*
 

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On the way to the station this morning...

Strange man in car: Oi Chad... CHAD!
Wahesh: *looks*
Strange man in car: You want a lift to the station?
Wahesh: You got the wrong guy.
Strange man in car: You're alright?
Wahesh: Yeah man
Strange man in car: Ok. *drives off*
Why didn't you take the lift Chad?

Btw Marrickville station is becoming a place of mistaken identity.

I thought I seen a girl I knew from my old work and last time my brother thought he seen a girl he knew?
 

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On the way to the station this morning...

Strange man in car: Oi Chad... CHAD!
Wahesh: *looks*
Strange man in car: You want a lift to the station?
Wahesh: You got the wrong guy.
Strange man in car: You're alright?
Wahesh: Yeah man
Strange man in car: Ok. *drives off*
Lucky you refused... the last time Chad took a lift from this guy, he ended up in Belangalo State Forest 6 ft under.
 

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Just sit up front with your friendly driver... that's what I do
 
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