How do i stun my neighbour into action?

[Blue_boost]

My next door neighbour is one of those that only mows his lawn when it gets beyond ridiculous.

But at the moment its now beyond ridiculous, over knee high and weeds everywhere. All his edges are all over the place. He is an absolute embarrassment in an otherwise very house proud street.

Everyone elses lawns (including mine) are immaculate. But we have a real lazy one.

My house is double storey and we look over his yard, like looking into the amazon jungle.

As you drive past his house the grass just looks ridiculous, right up near the road.

Im thinking of a gentle note in his letterbox? To get his house in order or ill report him. Or do i say i thought i saw a brown snake in his long grass, that will force him to keep it short.

How do i stun this bloke into action?

 

[belmore_utd]

Meh why dont you just appreciate the fact that your neighbour is bringing you closer to nature. Cant you feel the serenity?

Is it even worth cutting your lawn if you arent mowing with a self propelled briggs n stratton, mulching attachment addition, stubby holder with a universal no spill bearing swivel and cum drip tray 3000?

I think not

 

[south of heaven]

Meh why dont you just appreciate the fact that your neighbour is bringing you closer to nature. Cant you feel the serenity?

Is it even worth cutting your lawn if you arent mowing with a self propelled briggs n stratton, mulching attachment addition, stubby holder with a universal no spill bearing swivel and cum drip tray 3000?

I think not

Cumdrip tray

 

[south of heaven]

Buy a new house in a gated community where people pay people to push lawn mowers and you'll never have to see long grass again

 

[Blue_boost]

The bloke next door dont have a proper edger. He has one of those spinning ones you manually walk. Get a whipper snipper for gods sake.

I think he uses an electric mower too.. no good.

I might spray weed killer near boundary of my house (on his side) so it dont grow near the fence.

Might get a petition and get the neighbours to sign it and leave it in his letter box. "Mow ya lawn ya mug"

 

[Wahesh]

Im thinking of a gentle note in his letterbox?

Another one of your pearlers, @Blue_boost. Write him a letter? He's your neighbour for crying out loud. Take a note from @south of heaven's book and shout to him "HEY JAHESH, CUT YOUR FARKIN' GRASS YOU LAZY KARMICHAEL"...

 

[Blue_boost]

The bloke next door dont have a proper edger. He has one of those spinning ones you manually walk. Get a whipper snipper for gods sake.

I think he uses an electric mower too.. no good.

I might spray weed killer near boundary of my house (on his side) so it dont grow near the fence.

Might get a petition and get the neighbours to sign it and leave it in his letter box. "Mow ya lawn ya mug"

 

[Blue_boost]

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Its almost as high as window.. its thick too and like it at front of house too

 

[Wahesh]

Here:

 

[Dirty*Deeds]

Here:

Plus these

And one of those oversized supersoakers full of weed killer... straight out that window

 

[Wahesh]

Plus theseView attachment 7890

Actually the waterbombs are to be thrown directly the neighbour rather than the grass for being such a Karmichael to begin with.

 

[Bob dog]

Short of ringing the council, nothing, its a free country.
Buy him a goat.

 

[BELMORE]

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Wtf that’s my lawn ya goose

 

[Wahesh]

Wtf that’s my lawn ya goose

Brace yourself. You're going to be getting a gentle note in the mail.

 

[The DoggFather]

What car does he drive? The level of niceties should reflect the level of car lol

Also, what brand/specs are his Tv's

 

[off-tap-robbie]

The bloke next door dont have a proper edger. He has one of those spinning ones you manually walk. Get a whipper snipper for gods sake.

I think he uses an electric mower too.. no good.

I might spray weed killer near boundary of my house (on his side) so it dont grow near the fence.

Might get a petition and get the neighbours to sign it and leave it in his letter box. "Mow ya lawn ya mug"

Just be careful with that shit.

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[Mr Invisible]

@Blue_boost ... that's short compared to a few of the places around our area.

Currently over the road it's knee height weeds (on a corner block), with weeds at fence height... so that's fucking my front lawn up.

House behind the grass is getting longer.

But the house two doors down (and a few other around the area) takes the cake. Weeds and grass is up to my shoulder, and in the back over the fenceline.

As much as you'll love it ... all are renters (as are we).

If they rent, inform the agent. If they own call the council maybe as that'll attract vermin and snakes.

 

[Wahesh]

@Blue_boost
Currently over the road it's knee height weeds (on a corner block), with weeds at fence height... so that's fucking my front lawn up.

Over the road - how does it duck your lawn up?

 

[Legend23]

Sounds like you have a real problem here

 

[The DoggFather]

Sounds like you have a real problem here

First world problems lol