Sweet Caroline - Consolidated Mad Monday Saga Thread

[MatstaDogg]

From the Betoota Advocate:

Disgraceful Journalists Take Photos Of A Bender

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

It can be confirmed today that some journalists have taken some photos of a group of blokes having a session.

The disgraceful journalists and photographers on the scene, under instruction from their bosses, have captured ‘shocking images’ of a group of footy players getting on the sauce.

Photos emerged in the news organisations papers, peddling outrage over a group of young men who train like elite athletes for the best part of 10 months of the year letting their hair down for the annual Mad Monday celebration.

In an ironic twist, the news organisation so adamant in its defence of ‘Australian Values,’ and so invested in the war against political correctness has tried to grab headlines by snapping pictures of a group of blokes getting pissed.

Despite not committing any crimes, and not committing any of the rugby league atrocities of the game’s storied past, the Bulldogs players are now under fire for behaving relatively well on the piss.

The Editor of the Sydney tabloid Chris Simpson told The Advocate over the phone today that in this day and age you have got to do whatever it takes to sell papers.

“These guys are role models. So when they have a private function out of the public eye in order to enjoy a bit of pissy session, it’s our duty to send our photographers to a barely accessible vantage point to grab images that no kids would have seen unless we published them,” Simpson said.

“It’s our duty,” explained the editor of a paper that penned 8 opinion pieces last week about the ‘Nanny State,’ watching over and policing everyday Australians rights and freedoms.

That's the most sensible and truthful article and doesn't reek of Daily Telegraph.

 

[MatstaDogg]

How dare they drink! They should rack up like every other nrl player instead...

Or fuck dogs, or cop head of dogs, you know, the nrl standard.

Doin lines with the old boss, sharky style!!

 

[Berries]

We tried to have it in our own football ground a few years ago the journalists sat outside with high powered microphones waiting for someone to say something dumb, can’t win with these *****

 

[The DoggFather]

The nrlol should thank us, it's going to be a shit finals series with all the shit **** teams in it. We added some fun lol

 

[Berries]

Hopefully the nrl hits Eastwood, Frawley and the Morris twins with 10 week bans and leaves the rest of them alone

 

[Dognacious]

The fact that the police werent involved until after they published the dt article should tell u something.

Ive never seen such a mountain made out of a molehill.

In the end papa greenturd will give us a lecture and fine. Maybe send us to bed without desert.

 

[Interestingg]

Management purposefully got Elliot the most fucked up so there is no backlash next year when he’s benched lol

 

[Hans Gruber]

I have tried to exorcise the trauma of the 2014 GF. However I seem to recall Souffs had a street parade, keys to the city, brass bands, etc - overkill much? Watching said parade, a celebrating fan dropped his strides and got his tiny little wang out. The media’s reaction? Oh those harmless scamps, let them celebrate...

Meanwhile one of our own rocks out with his cock out at a private function, gets papped by a telephoto lens and suddenly the sanctimony goes into overdrive. It’s double standards and selective outrage from a declining medium that will die out with its core demographic.

F u c k the mainstream media for giving me PTSD flashbacks
and f u c k Souffs, anyone but those freaks for the 2018 premiership!

 

[Mr. Ditkovich]

That's the most sensible and truthful article and doesn't reek of Daily Telegraph.

What's better is that the Betoota Advocate is a satire site, and have better journalism than the Daily Telegraph...

 

[CeeEss]

Did you see that fucking idiot Greenburg on the news? carrying on how disgusting & disgraceful & damaging it is to the Image of the NRL He was probably pissed of because he wasn't invited, Just for once you think he called grow some balls and defend these young guys ( doesn't matter which club ) who are just letting of a little steam after 26 growling weeks of pounding their bodies into the ground.

The NRL has pretty much remained silent on the foul mouthed spray on line last week from Fifita and Dugan, looks like it's time for double standards to kick in.

 

[Wolfmother]

Anywhere in which a photo can be taken is public.
These pics weren’t taken by players
Taking photos of someone vomiting isn’t private.
Having said that, why the telegraph would want to publish this to bring the game into disrepute beggers belief.

Todd greenturd the dickhead stuck the boot in as well.
Either ban mad Monday or take the responsibility of the consequences. Bagging out an NRL club by the boss of the NRL to the media is a snakes way out

 

[Bad Billy]

Seven sports reporter Mark Beretta said it wasn’t a new problem for Canterbury.
“It happens every year but it is a shame the club did not take more control of it and do something to protect those players,” he told Sunrise. “They could’ve kept them out of the public eye out of harm’s way. The damage is to the brands, to the NRL and the Bulldogs.
“Unfortunately the Bulldogs are commonly linked to this sort of thing.

Dafuq is this **** talking about ??

 

[Wahesh]

The Editor of the Sydney tabloid Chris Simpson told The Advocate over the phone today that in this day and age you have got to do whatever it takes to sell papers.

“These guys are role models. So when they have a private function out of the public eye in order to enjoy a bit of pissy session, it’s our duty to send our photographers to a barely accessible vantage point to grab images that no kids would have seen unless we published them,” Simpson said.

“It’s our duty,” explained the editor of a paper that penned 8 opinion pieces last week about the ‘Nanny State,’ watching over and policing everyday Australians rights and freedoms.

And the new leader for stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life and will be up until the day I die goes too......................................

Now excuse me while I laugh at the stupidity of this Karmichael **** for a bit...

 

[CeeEss]

Seven sports reporter Mark Beretta said it wasn’t a new problem for Canterbury.
“It happens every year but it is a shame the club did not take more control of it and do something to protect those players,” he told Sunrise. “They could’ve kept them out of the public eye out of harm’s way. The damage is to the brands, to the NRL and the Bulldogs.
“Unfortunately the Bulldogs are commonly linked to this sort of thing.

Dafuq is this **** talking about ??

A boring AFL stooge who does not have a clue, goes missing when the same thing happens in AFL.

 

[The Innovator]

Todd greenturd the dickhead stuck the boot in as well.
Either ban mad Monday or take the responsibility of the consequences. Bagging out an NRL club by the boss of the NRL to the media is a snakes way out

Mad Monday’s never end well unless there is absolutely 4 walls and security preventing any pics to be taken.
The pub might have been booked but it was way too easy for journalists to take photos.

 

[matthew]

Just get our $50,000 off cronulla they are good at writing those cheques out

 

[BELMORE]

If journos wanted to do some digging (journalism) then there is a photo going around of someone racking up on Jarryd Haynes licence.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Seven sports reporter Mark Beretta said it wasn’t a new problem for Canterbury.
“It happens every year but it is a shame the club did not take more control of it and do something to protect those players,” he told Sunrise. “They could’ve kept them out of the public eye out of harm’s way. The damage is to the brands, to the NRL and the Bulldogs.
“Unfortunately the Bulldogs are commonly linked to this sort of thing.

Dafuq is this **** talking about ??

Obviously we are renowned for it because the media always try to make a mockery of us come Mad Monday, just like in 2012. By tonight the media will have added more and more "incriminating" info that purely will be spun from their own bullshit.

 

[MatstaDogg]

If journos wanted to do some digging (journalism) then there is a photo going around of someone racking up on Jarryd Haynes licence.

That won't sell papers because it's not Bulldogs related.

 

[Bad Billy]

Obviously we are renowned for it because the media always try to make a mockery of us come Mad Monday, just like in 2012. By tonight the media will have added more and more "incriminating" info that purely will be spun from their own bullshit.

Riiiight 2012, when the club had a private function, in a closed facility and the media used high powered microphones to overhear a private conversation and claimed that it was yelled at them ?
We're such scumbags.