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And they call a middy/pot a schooner and a schooner a pint.
Unless you ask for an imperial pint which is fucked if i know.
Tried calling a cab yesterday was told it will take 40 mins i blew up , didnt understand anything she said until i heard sir the way your speaking to me is extremely offensive, so i really unloaded then.....
.nothing was open so i went in the servo 2 pies and sauce " sauce she said looking at me like i had just killed one of her family members"
So i went on another rant " fuck me dead dont tell me you ***** have a retarded name for sauce also do you have fucking tomato sauce if so i would like some please.
And the bloke who tried charging me $ 7 dollars for a small slurpie at the cinema im working at i told him to go get fucked and stick it up his arse.
Im not really making any freinds in south Australia
 

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Unless you ask for an imperial pint which is fucked if i know.
Tried calling a cab yesterday was told it will take 40 mins i blew up , didnt understand anything she said until i heard sir the way your speaking to me is extremely offensive, so i really unloaded then.....
.nothing was open so i went in the servo 2 pies and sauce " sauce she said looking at me like i had just killed one of her family members"
So i went on another rant " fuck me dead dont tell me you ***** have a retarded name for sauce also do you have fucking tomato sauce if so i would like some please.
And the bloke who tried charging me $ 7 dollars for a small slurpie at the cinema im working at i told him to go get fucked and stick it up his arse.
Im not really making any freinds in south Australia
This book would be up your alley - I have seen it for sale in many places, in particular at airports, but I suspect you have already mastered the art...

 

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Unless you ask for an imperial pint which is fucked if i know.
Tried calling a cab yesterday was told it will take 40 mins i blew up , didnt understand anything she said until i heard sir the way your speaking to me is extremely offensive, so i really unloaded then.....
.nothing was open so i went in the servo 2 pies and sauce " sauce she said looking at me like i had just killed one of her family members"
So i went on another rant " fuck me dead dont tell me you ***** have a retarded name for sauce also do you have fucking tomato sauce if so i would like some please.
And the bloke who tried charging me $ 7 dollars for a small slurpie at the cinema im working at i told him to go get fucked and stick it up his arse.
Im not really making any freinds in south Australia
You should try going to America. Most places there I can understand them perfectly fine but they can't understand me unless I talk with an American accent.
 

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Still on adsl.
I should go out the front and try to scoop the water our if the box whwre the cables are.
Eugh ADSL... that's why ....

Open up the pit and crack out the wet/dry vac is probably more likely to work.

LOL ... Seriously every time copper lines get wet (or water goes in a pit) ADSL shits itself.

South Australians cant understand a fucking thing they say
How can you not love Christopher Pyne... he's a mad troll :D


 

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Eugh ADSL... that's why ....

Open up the pit and crack out the wet/dry vac is probably more likely to work.

LOL ... Seriously every time copper lines get wet (or water goes in a pit) ADSL shits itself.



How can you not love Christopher Pyne... he's a mad troll :D



These are pretty old now but they're still amazing.


 

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Sorry Communism, you cannot have an unconvicted Aussie living under spy cameras to make sure they are not naughty, run it past the Human Rights Commission,
Nothing they say can make it ok.
Will be fixed..
 

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Either entrance you're talking about. You will be refused entry into the club, AND as a result, you will be cock-blocked from the women!
So he won't be able to use the rear entry then?
 

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That's what laxatives are for
Hacky I think there are a lot of confused folks right now. Why don't you tell us exactly what kind of picture you're painting with what you've just described?
 

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Hacky I think there are a lot of confused folks right now. Why don't you tell us exactly what kind of picture you're painting with what you've just described?
They know what I mean.. wink wink
 

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European minor birds, these rats with wings need to be eradicated, bring back slug guns for the kids to pick the maggots off.
How did the Government bring these in then do nothing?
 

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European minor birds, these rats with wings need to be eradicated, bring back slug guns for the kids to pick the maggots off.
How did the Government bring these in then do nothing?
Slug guns are useless. When I was a kid I tried to train a slug army and they couldn't even use the guns.
 
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When your flight is "called" and you walk to the gate to discover that boarding hasn't commenced.

I was about to pour another beer in the lounge ffs
 

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The last ditch efforts keep coming, will it ever sink in no one has ever heard of 'special law' so how do they expect anyone to go along with it and how do they try to justify a law that doesn't even exist?
If they wanna do that to the community they have got rocks in their heads.
 
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